Strangest Thing You Own!
 

What's the strangest thing you currently own? Post pics if you have them and any amusing stories that go along with it. I'll go first.

This is Samuel Bearded.

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It's a fake head and its name is Samuel Bearded according to the sticker on the bottom. I went to the College of Charlestion in SC and everyday I would look out my window and see this head on top of a small pole on the corner of a building behind my apartment. So, at the end of the semester, I decided I would have to take the head back with me. The building it was on was 3 stories tall but was tiered I guess, so it wasn't that hard to get. My friends and I got drunk, we found a random ladder and I climbed up there and took it. For some reason in my retardedness, I thought it might be connected to something electrical so I decided I would have to use a piece of wood to hit it down - so I did.

It's pretty sweet to put it in stuff to scare/mess with people, like the fridge , in the bathroom somewhereor in your car. Also, it works really well as the head if you make a fake body out of pillows.

So, that's the strangest thing I own. Let's see what you got OOT!

Edit: Pictures actually up now.

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I have a copy of my hometown newspaper from the day the first space shuttle exploded. Why? Well, Christa McCauliff went to my high school and there were a lot of pics of my classmates & teachers in complete shock. The whole school was watching. She was supposed to call our school from space.
We got the rest of that day and the next day off.

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The entire lower leg, including the hoof, of a bull. The whole thing is wrapped around a wine bottle. I bought it in Barstow, CA years ago and guess I figured I would drink booze out of it. Unfortunately, it's very hard to fill without dumping stuff all over the outer pelt. I now use it to disgust people when they have the nerve to visit me.

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Do weird strands of VD count?

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How long do I have to keep someone locked in the crawlspace until I am the owner of record?

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I have an antique phone booth in my living room with a fully working 1939 bakelite Western Electric.

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I have an antique phone booth in my living room with a fully working 1939 bakelite Western Electric.

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When you walk into it, does it transport you do vastly different worlds?
Do you own a scarf and a floppy hat?

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Rush Hour 2 on DVD.

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I "own" 2 nacho cheese warmers. "Own" in parantheses, because, apparently I don't really own them. I tried to sell them on ebay, and the company they came from claims they still own them and I'm not allowed to sell them.

I recieved them from my former employer, with their blessing, to sell on ebay. They orginally paid $250 for them, with no additional payments or contracts. Usually thats called a "purchase" but apparently that is a one time lease fee. So here I am, 2 machines which I cannot sell.

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I have a 6-foot-tall wooden cigar store Indian in my bedroom. I don't have a picture of it but this is a similar one:

http://robert.weikel.us/alaska_images/1705.jpg

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This is Samuel Bearded.

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Any relation to this guy?

http://www.moltenthought.com/images/Toy%20Hostage.gif

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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.

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It's not that weird but I stole one of these from my secondary school when I was drunk. http://www.anatomy-resources.com/hum...s/sh265-ba.jpg

It was funny because I just walked into a class and put it under my jacket right in front of the teacher and either she didn't notice or pretended not to notice because she realised there was nothing she could do, even though the whole class (a group of 12 year olds) was screaming "he took the eye, he took the eye".

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I have a Liberace autograph ... on an official American League baseball.

My grandmother was out to dinner with an umpire years ago in Seattle. Liberace was in the restaurant, and the umpire had a baseball on him, so he signed one for my grandmother.

I figure it's got to be the only baseball Liberace ever signed.

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a1...h/PB300002.jpg

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I have pet rats.

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.

No, I'm not kidding.

Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.

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I have a bunch of medical plasitic peices like the eye above. I have a heart, a foot, a kidney, and a knee (my grandpa is a doc). I got an electric lockpick, and a pachinko machine from the 30s.

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.

No, I'm not kidding.

Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.

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can i get a lick?

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.

No, I'm not kidding.

Through circumstances I really don't remember, I had to transport some extras that didn't sell in my car for her. She never returned to get them. Hence, my ownership of Jenna Pussie Pops.

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can i get a lick?

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Just how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

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Dom,

How many PM offers do you now have after posting that?

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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.

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Dom,

How many PM offers do you now have after posting that?

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Some sort of contest should be held. "If Dr. Dom uses one of your questions in his next article, you'll receive one authentic Jenna Jameson lollipop! Be the envy of your friends! (Dr. Dom assumes no liability with regards to transferrence of disease. One per household.)"

I wonder how I would explain it to my wife when she finds one in the mail...

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Jenna Pussie Pops

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lol... they should make a cereal called this.

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It's not that weird but I stole one of these from my secondary school when I was drunk. http://www.anatomy-resources.com/hum...s/sh265-ba.jpg

It was funny because I just walked into a class and put it under my jacket right in front of the teacher and either she didn't notice or pretended not to notice because she realised there was nothing she could do, even though the whole class (a group of 12 year olds) was screaming "he took the eye, he took the eye".

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Wait...you were drunk when you were 12 years old and stole one of these?

As for those PMing for pussy pops, watch out. You'll probably get some lollipop licked by a deluded middle-aged dude who got beard hairs all over it. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.

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This is a human skull? Would you consider selling it? I've always wanted one. Seriously.

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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.

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You ever do the deed to those?

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Two nude chalk drawings done by my grandfather who has since passed. It's at once awesome and messed up that I check out women he likely did when he was much younger.

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You ever do the deed to those?

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No... they're just not nasty enough for that. Too tasteful.

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

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wtf

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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I have a telegraph key.

http://www.sciencetreasures.com/imag...nts/si146a.jpg

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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oh man. i clicked the link, and it was taking a while to load so i opened a new browser and forgot about it. when i closed the old browser that one appeared again and scared the sh!t outta me.

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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Meh, I chuckled. I'm sure the dude in the bathtub will appear in my nightmares tonight, though.

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I have an enchanted monkey paw with 2 fingers sticking out.

I have a feeling these are more common that I think they are though.

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24 lolipops that Jenna Jameson used in her stripclub tour as "props." She'd take the wrapper off of a lolipop, put it in her mouth and lick it lasciviously, then place it up her cootchie and pretend to masturbate with it, take it out, lick it some more, and place it in a baggie so the patrons could buy it for 5 bucks.


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I couldn't imagine paying $5 for something like that...let alone actually eating it once I had it in my posession. Though I'm sure many of the degenerates who bought her lollypops would have gladly paid much much more to be able to own something that was once in a porn-star's snatch. It's a pretty pathetic, actually.

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I need to find someplace better to store this:

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that is foul and offensive. it's not even close to being funny.

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Wrong.

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I own all the fish at my table.

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I have a skull from some unknown buried in a Polish graveyard around 1940ish, supposedly. I got it from my previous roommate who used to go to school in Poland.
It's currently sitting on my windowsill and functioning as storage for various items. You can play a lot of fun games with it though, such as "Hide The Skull", where you hide it in places where it will turn up unexpected, such as the refrigerator, a breadbox, or similar.

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This is a human skull? Would you consider selling it? I've always wanted one. Seriously.

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Nope, sorry, love my skull. I am in Sweden as well so...

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I own all the fish at my table.

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BOO-URNS.

off the top of my head, it would be two golie hockey sticks. i've never played hockey outside of gym class and can barely skate. when i was a kid, we would go to some farm leauge team that played near my cousins. on two occasions the goalie decided his stick wasn't good. so he handed it to me after they were leaving the ice after the warm up.