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Vavavoom 11-30-2005 11:39 AM

I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
To drink half a bottle of tobasco....by my drunk boss....Hahahahahaha easy money......I would try to post videos but only have my camera phone....

xadrez 11-30-2005 11:59 AM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
Tell him Ill fly to England and drink the entire thing for the same price. Im serious.

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 12:00 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
I just done it...In pain....No water allowed for 30 mins or being sick either....

4_2_it 11-30-2005 12:07 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
Good work. Now make it double or nothing if he can drink a gallon of whole milk in 30 miuntes without puking.

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 12:17 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
9 minutes left...

**Edited to add**

I have finished the challenge (and collected the money) - I imagine i will be in pain in the morning...I'm in the process of eating 3 yoghurts....

My stomach is churning but thats probably due to the :

Chicken Katsu Curry & Crayfish Rolls that I had for lunch...

asofel 11-30-2005 12:18 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
eat some butter

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 12:39 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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eat some butter

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U have no chance....

I have just been offered £1500 to eat a tin of cat food...Ie tin of Whiskas/Kit-e-kat...

Theres no way !!

Sponger15SB 11-30-2005 12:49 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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I have just been offered £1500 to eat a tin of cat food

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holy [censored], I would eat cat food for a week for like $2700

pokerdirty 11-30-2005 12:51 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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eat some butter

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U have no chance....

I have just been offered £1500 to eat a tin of cat food...Ie tin of Whiskas/Kit-e-kat...

Theres no way !!

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people eat bugs for less money on TV. the cat food > tabasco.

asofel 11-30-2005 12:51 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
no kidding....the funny part is going to be when the boss says "just kidding, and you're fired!! ha!"

daveymck 11-30-2005 12:55 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
CAn tell he is in London would have no idea where to get crayfish and katsu curry, whatever the [censored] that is, in Oxford or back home.

Alobar 11-30-2005 12:55 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
id want the money in escrow...your boss is either a rich idiot (id [censored] eat a tin of cat food for like $50) or isnt going to pay, heh

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 12:56 PM

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I have just been offered £1500 to eat a tin of cat food

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holy [censored], I would eat cat food for a week for like $2700

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Sponger :

U have no idea how much the thought of eating one bit of cat food repulses me....even for £1500 cash...

The whole office thought it was hilarious...I had to do the tabasco out of the bottle and I did it in 34 seconds...

Catfood < Tabasco

Regards

Vava

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 12:57 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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CAn tell he is in London would have no idea where to get crayfish and katsu curry, whatever the [censored] that is, in Oxford or back home.

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I work in the City for a money-brokers

M2d 11-30-2005 01:00 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
how much per roll is toilet paper in London?

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 01:00 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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id want the money in escrow...your boss is either a rich idiot (id [censored] eat a tin of cat food for like $50) or isnt going to pay, heh

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I have got the cheque - it was given to me on completion of the bottle but was written out beforehand...Hes good for it....

When u have a £2.2M penthouse...a 360 and Cayenne Turbo and earn ~£900K a year before bonuses.....a £1000 bet is nothing really...

asofel 11-30-2005 01:06 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
dude, handle this situation well. it sounds like you could be making a nice bonus from these types of bets...

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 01:07 PM

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dude, handle this situation well. it sounds like you could be making a nice bonus from these types of bets...

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He's my boss - I should be getting £20k bonuses twice yearly...but business isn't great at moment....

But I do see potential...

BradleyT 11-30-2005 01:12 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
Tell him about the Crimson Challenge Mega-Platinum membership for 10,000 pounds a year.

thatpfunk 11-30-2005 01:14 PM

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I have just been offered £1500 to eat a tin of cat food

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holy [censored], I would eat cat food for a week for like $2700

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can OOT please get this going? i will drive up and document the entire week.

diebitter 11-30-2005 01:26 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
Does he play p***r Vava?

11-30-2005 01:38 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
I reckon 100 people could chip in $25 to get this working: like, it'd be a ninja documentary to watch if someone has good video skillz.

junkmail3 11-30-2005 01:41 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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id want the money in escrow...your boss is either a rich idiot (id [censored] eat a tin of cat food for like $50) or isnt going to pay, heh

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I have got the cheque - it was given to me on completion of the bottle but was written out beforehand...Hes good for it....

When u have a £2.2M penthouse...a 360 and Cayenne Turbo and earn ~£900K a year before bonuses.....a £1000 bet is nothing really...

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Woah, he has an Xbox 360? How long did he wait in line.

(Oh, and do the cat food)

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 02:31 PM

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Tell him about the Crimson Challenge Mega-Platinum membership for 10,000 pounds a year.

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Ha ha - Just got home....First thing I thought of was that...

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 02:34 PM

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I have just been offered £1500 to eat a tin of cat food

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holy [censored], I would eat cat food for a week for like $2700

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can OOT please get this going? i will drive up and document the entire week.

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I reckon 100 people could chip in $25 to get this working: like, it'd be a ninja documentary to watch if someone has good video skillz.


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Now this is interesting...1 week...of cat food and water....and the little biscuits u give to cats....Hmmmm, I would consider upping my Membership to the Crimson Challenges for this to be filmed....

However, once u get used to the Cat food....its not a challenge anymore...

My sister (14) and my brother (21) have both said they would do this in a heartbeat.....And my best mate....

But its not for me - I think I'm going to pass on the cat food...

tonypaladino 11-30-2005 02:35 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
1500 GBP for ONE can of cat food? I can't imagine anyone turnign that down!!!!!!

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 02:35 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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Does he play p***r Vava?

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Sadly No...Otherwise it'd be Home game central !

11-30-2005 02:36 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
Vava you must be like superman. Half a bottle of tobasco would be brutal. You feeling okay?

asofel 11-30-2005 02:36 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
seriously.....

Vava, I'll even PAY you $1000 to eat the food and wire me the £1000....if interested I'll get you in touch with my accountant, Idi...

edit: what the [censored]. i really hate quick reply...

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 02:37 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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1500 GBP for ONE can of cat food? I can't imagine anyone turnign that down!!!!!!

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FWIW, he was drunk this lunchtime...but that was another of my bosses combining with him....

I don't think I could physically do it and - all bets are off if you are sick within 30 mins....No water allowed either and u have to sit at your desk...

I'm not interested in doing something I know I couldn't do ... or if I did would make me the laughing stock of the office.....Tabasco = Easy......Catfood = Professional Suicide !

Vavavoom 11-30-2005 02:41 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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Vava you must be like superman. Half a bottle of tobasco would be brutal. You feeling okay?

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I feel horrible...it was 70%-80% full....out of the bottle which made it horrible...it sprinkles out rather than pours...But this was the easiest cash I have ever made...After seeing people do the Insanity sauce for $50 etc....Tabasco for £1000 was a no-brainer...

However, I couldn't speak for the first 5 minutes....i was massively dehydrated and they were willing me to be sick...30 mins is a long time to go without water when u want it....or need it !

I may sound like a p*ssy - but there is no way I'm doing the Cat food......And I think the offer will have definitely passed as it was a drunken lunchtime special....

diebitter 11-30-2005 02:52 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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1500 GBP for ONE can of cat food? I can't imagine anyone turnign that down!!!!!!

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FWIW, he was drunk this lunchtime...but that was another of my bosses combining with him....

I don't think I could physically do it and - all bets are off if you are sick within 30 mins....No water allowed either and u have to sit at your desk...

I'm not interested in doing something I know I couldn't do ... or if I did would make me the laughing stock of the office.....Tabasco = Easy......Catfood = Professional Suicide !

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I have to say, I'm tempted to offer to come down there and eat the catfood myself for the money, and I would if it didn't involve holding it down for 30 minutes.

I'm with you, it's too gross, even for that amount. I'd honk it up pretty quick, especially if vomit-inducing words were applied.

Good work Vava - you did a man's job, sah!

dblgutshot 11-30-2005 03:03 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
You guys would seriously vomit from eating catfood? WTF? I'm Canadian and I'm not even that much of a wuss.

11-30-2005 03:09 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
I would defintely vomit from eating cat food. The smell of it alone turns my stomach anyway.

Maybe cat food is different in the US? We are talking about the wet, stinky bits of horse (or whatever it is) in that yellow jelly stuff.......rank.

diebitter 11-30-2005 03:10 PM

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I would defintely vomit from eating cat food. The smell of it alone turns my stomach anyway.

Maybe cat food is different in the US? We are talking about the wet, stinky bits of horse (or whatever it is) in that yellow jelly stuff.......rank.

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I once contracted in a place that produced pet food. Just thinking of the smell of the guys coming in from the line makes me want to retch...

asofel 11-30-2005 03:11 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
you've heard it here folks:

Cojones (Canada) >> Cojones (Britain)

diebitter 11-30-2005 03:13 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
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You guys would seriously vomit from eating catfood? WTF? I'm Canadian and I'm not even that much of a wuss.

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Challenge contender alert!

dblgutshot 11-30-2005 03:13 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
"PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME"

tonypaladino 11-30-2005 03:18 PM

Re: I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)
 
So after the NY vs California challenge, are we now gonna have UK vs Canada. Awesome. I'm not sure who to root for.

diebitter 11-30-2005 03:21 PM

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"PLAYER 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME"

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Hey! I hope you're not counting me in.

Cos I'm not.


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