Girl that needs a nose job BAD
 

I went to high school with this girl (who will remain nameless) that has got an amzing body. I would guess even the studs of oot would give her at least an 8. Problem though, she is a MAJOR butterface. She's got this killer body and a great rack--but her nose looks more like a someone stuck an elbow on her face. Here are some pictures to prove my point:

Her haloween costume:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5...picnose3yv.jpg

Prom picture from high school:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/734/prompic0qx.jpg

Some random picture from college:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/5362/prompic2es.jpg


So I think we can all agree this girl has got an awesome body and should do what she can to make the face match.

I present to you, the nose:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8461/prompic5vk.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1952/prompic8fx.jpg
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/3349/prompic7po.jpg



Trump card:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7232/prompic5ue.jpg


So yea, you get the point.

This girl has got more money than god and El Diablo combined. Her dad has a plane (not sure what model, but think more 747 and less Cessna), her house has many rooms that are merely for diplay (see big round couch with a pyramid of pillows for no apparent reason) and there was some talk a few years ago about putting a hedge maze in her backyard (that extends for miles...seriosly). Her dad was a partner at a major investment bank (see MAJOR) and owns a large portion of a professional sports team you've all heard of and watched on TV. Basically there is no reason for her to have this.....thing on her face. Yet she does. No one understands it, so I've brought it to you, oot.

I'm thinking about maybe putting a petition together or something. If anyone has a creative way to push the issue I'd like to hear it.

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Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?













HAHAHAHAHAAHHA JK!!!

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real: Ask her if she's ever considered surgical enhancement, and take it from there.

funny:
break it (if you can!)
doggy is your friend
keep making big nose jokes over and over again:
That's a Roman nose - roman all over your face
Don't do the backstroke, I'll keep hearing the music from Jaws
Stand closer. I want my beer in the shade

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Did you ever stop and realize that it's what's on the inside that matters?

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Probably just more nose. Sweet Jesus what a honker

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whats her number?

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whats her number?

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Haha. Seriously though, what would you rate her pre and post revelation?

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Trump card:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7232/prompic5ue.jpg



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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

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Agreed....But with all that cash she obviously doesn't care....

Take Paris Hilton for example.....She can't get enough surgery done yet still hasn't had a boob job....

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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That is an exceptionally bad picture of her (though the nose actually is that big). Her face is not anything to write home about, but it's certainly worth salvaging.

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Agreed....But with all that cash she obviously doesn't care....

Take Paris Hilton for example.....She can't get enough surgery done yet still hasn't had a boob job....

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My point exactly... Set up for life? count me in. I've done WAY worse!!! lol... my standards have been on a sharp decline latley. Buy seriuosly, her body is nice, and with the lot to boot, i'm in like flin BABY

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hilarious. clearly the poor girl is not attractive in the least (with the exception of the sick amount of money).

that nose is a complete mess.

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If you overhaul the nose, you've got to fix the chin, as well.

I say, good for her. "I've got a smoking hot body, I'm rich as hell, if you don't like it, there's the door."

<----The guy in my avatar wants to know what's wrong with that nose.

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You should preemptively change your title to "Sued by the Giants."

scrub

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Pre 8. Post 4. I think with a nose job she may be able to hit 7 if they do a really good job.

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If she's bent over facing away from you, I'm guessing she's a 9.

Light switches are beautiful things, just make sure you get out the door when she passes out.

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If there's no pre-nup, marry her. You can always take her money and go hump a girl that doesn't need intense facial surgery to offset her smokingly hot body.

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When you guys get a bit older and settle down, you'll regret not sleeping with every single girl you could have. And when you're going through some inevitable financial situation or daydreaming about wealth beyond your wildest dreams, this girl will haunt you.

Just grab this girl now before she gets the nosejob, Otherwise some jerkwad will get her after, and live your dream.

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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Let me clue you in. 6's, 7's and maybe if you have control over them 8's are for marrying. You can go as low as 4 or 5 if their super rich like this chick. Any girl higher than a 9 is going to cheat on you or anyone they're with because they can. As a matter of fact, 9's and 10's are born to give pleasure to the wealthy, popular, famous and/or good looking.

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She definitely is not pretty......I think even with a nose job she be a 6 at most...

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Let me clue you in. 6's, 7's and maybe if you have control over them 8's are for marrying. You can go as low as 4 or 5 if their super rich like this chick. Any girl higher than a 9 is going to cheat on you or anyone they're with because they can. As a matter of fact, 9's and 10's are born to give pleasure to the wealthy, popular, famous and/or good looking.

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I'm halfway there....What do I win... [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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She needs a restraining order more than a nose job.

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It's better if I don't mention the name of the street or the city but the address she and her family live at #415;

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The nose lives at 417 and 419.

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Seems to me the D.E.P. oughta pay for her surgery. 20k to arrest global warming is the bargain of all time.

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Make sure she never gets hooked on coke; with a honker like that she could bankrupt Daddy no matter how much he has.

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Is she jewish? I like her.

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Take a close look.

What you see is what Angelina Jolie would look like if she had Jack Klugman for a father.

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she went from a 7 (-3 due to your well-worded uncertainty factor) to a 4. id rather have a chunky cute faced girl than a fit ugly faced girl. faces last longer in the long run. plus girls USUALLY gain weight after childbirth. she should get facial replacement surgery and start dating pro tennis players. the [censored] is she thinking!!!?!?!

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Evan, I think you could live inside that thing.

Is she an NYUer? I'm assuming no, but I feel like I've seen this chick before.

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LOL.

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Just arrange a Meets the Parents-like water volleyball game, break that snooz and start enjoying some caviar dreams.

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They'd have to play with bowling balls to break that snork.

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i think all of you are forgetting just rich she is. in fact, i better put on a monocle.

http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/monocle.gif

4 is too harsh. 6 is too high. 5 is appropriate.

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just send her an email every day for a month from a funny account like "you_need_a_nose_job@hotmail.com"

in each email you could propose a different reason why she needs a nose job

if this doesn't do anything besides destroy her self-esteem, well then you should at least SIIHP while she is vulnerable

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It's better if I don't mention the name of the street or the city but the address she and her family live at #415;

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The nose lives at 417 and 419.

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Seems to me the D.E.P. oughta pay for her surgery. 20k to arrest global warming is the bargain of all time.

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Make sure she never gets hooked on coke; with a honker like that she could bankrupt Daddy no matter how much he has.

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does anybody else think this guy's posts read like a Rodney Dangerfield bit?

seriously dude, wtf is up with the asterisks?

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and to Evan - egad. I have to agree with chuddo that the tart in question just isn't that attractive regardless of nose. when I look at her I have the same reaction as when I see Kelly Wigglesworth (runner up of the first Survivor)

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/5637/kelly0ge.jpg

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Is she jewish? I like her.

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Yeah I think it's pretty obvious.

Plus, this looks like Anne Frank got punched in both eyes.

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/7232/prompic5ue.jpg

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that is viciously funny

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have to agree with chuddo that the tart in question just isn't that attractive regardless of nose.

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Ok, so I'm hijacking the thread a little bit.

Pretty much every single one of my friends from college (myself included) has a girl they know from high school who they think is really hot, but who the rest of us are pretty meh about.

I know that Evan didn't say she was hot overall, just that she had a nice body, but I'm guessing the same dynamic is at play here, at least a little.

This true for anyone else?

-McGee

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have to agree with chuddo that the tart in question just isn't that attractive regardless of nose.

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Ok, so I'm hijacking the thread a little bit.

Pretty much every single one of my friends from college (myself included) has a girl they know from high school who they think is really hot, but who the rest of us are pretty meh about.

I know that Evan didn't say she was hot overall, just that she had a nice body, but I'm guessing the same dynamic is at play here, at least a little.

This true for anyone else?

-McGee

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I should clarify my quote there. when I said she "isn't attractive regardless of nose" I was commenting on her face in general. even with the most fabulous nosejob, I don't think her face would be attractive to me.

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Evan's scale for women is about 1.5 higher than OOT's.

Maybe he's trying to compensate for something? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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WOW. That really is the definition of butterface. If you had any brain in you you would go after this now. It would be the best investment you could ever make, and it sounds like it could be attainable at this point.


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I really hope this wasn't directed toward me. I made a promise to myself not to date JAPs anymore.

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it wasn't, please edit, i will respond to evan.

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WOW. That really is the definition of butterface. If you had any brain in you you would go after this now. It would be the best investment you could ever make, and it sounds like it could be attainable at this point.


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Edit: I suck at quick reply.