When did you last get laid?
 

if you can remember!

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2 weeks ago. GF was on rag last weekend, home with family this weekend [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Juneish... last time i was in vegas.

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bang her on the rag u sally

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great timing. twice today, but before today, who knows

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Last night.
And it was hot.

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a week ago, but now i'm at home and thus, this weekend will prolly not involve too many girls.

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bang her on the rag u sally

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Gross. Do a lot of you guys do this?

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10/29 Halloween party flew 2300 miles for a piece

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Gross. Do a lot of you guys do this?

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I have no problem with it. Why is it so gross? Its no different than when she puts on a strapon and you bleed a little. Its only fair, right?

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Have done. It relieves period pains if she orgasms. Come on, do her a favour!

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Yesterday.

blake

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Have done. It relieves period pains if she orgasms. Come on, do her a favour!

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If I was the old gimmick account "Just No" I would post here.

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Yesterday.

blake

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Oh, and thanks for the line die bitter. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I'll post a trip report when I get some time. Doing HW now.


blake

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Last night. All I do these days is sit in front of the computer and go out by myself to get laid. Mainly because I'm burnt out and don't feel like doing anything. That'll change when I don't have to play poker anymore.

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bang her on the rag u sally

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Gross. Do a lot of you guys do this?

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no

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Have done. It relieves period pains if she orgasms. Come on, do her a favour!

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fuk that man, that's disgusting. one of my exes once tricked me into doing that (and by trick i mean the lights were off and she never mentioned anything) and when i pulled out i almost threw up on her.

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Have done. It relieves period pains if she orgasms. Come on, do her a favour!

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fuk that man, that's disgusting. one of my exes once tricked me into doing that (and by trick i mean the lights were off and she never mentioned anything) and when i pulled out i almost threw up on her.

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I really don't understand why you think it is that gross? What % is actually blood? Iknow it is less than most people think. The only problem is it gets on the sheets (who am I kidding..I don't have sheets...it gets on the air mattresss).

craig

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Every night in front of my computer. I have sworn off women for 6 months (minus asain massage parlors) to many exes, to much baggage. need some de-stress time.

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Every night in front of my computer. I have sworn off women for 6 months (minus asain massage parlors) to many exes, to much baggage. need some de-stress time.

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ever spanked it to your avatar?

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well, i was just really surprised, which added to my nausea. I'm not sure of a %, and not to go into any detail, but there were quite a few red specks.

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ever spanked it to your avatar?

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I am right now

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there's no need to be sloppin around in the gush early on (which is usually when the cramps are), it feels sore and gross (at least to me). also you've clearly never experienced bad cramps to think an orgasm makes them go away. although i've heard that before.. maybe for some girls i guess.

not that blood sex is a bad thing, i just wouldn't go out of my way to do it. maybe towards the end of the period when it's not that bad, then it's not a big deal. but early on really is just kinda gross.

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bang her on the rag u sally

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Gross. Do a lot of you guys do this?

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what part is gross?
a little blood never hurt nobody.

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ever spanked it to your avatar?

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I am right now

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there's no need to be sloppin around in the gush early on (which is usually when the cramps are), it feels sore and gross (at least to me). also you've clearly never experienced bad cramps to think an orgasm makes them go away. although i've heard that before.. maybe for some girls i guess.

not that blood sex is a bad thing, i just wouldn't go out of my way to do it. maybe towards the end of the period when it's not that bad, then it's not a big deal. but early on really is just kinda gross.

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If you go down on her at before you do it you can get rid of some of the blood. Just go down long enough to get her wet (add a little salad tossing while you are down there) and then there won't be as much blood on your dong.

craig

p.s. This is usually much hotter if when you are going down on here she calls you her "little tampon".

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you've clearly never experienced bad cramps to think an orgasm makes them go away

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er, no I haven't [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

And I've not done it with a girl with bad cramps - there's no way on earth she's gonna want to shag with those!

But it definitely stops the niggly aches for a good time (12-24 hours?)

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Not only is it an act of love, it gives you an amazing amount of leverage when you want her to do stuff she's a little hesitant to do.

A month ago her college roommate came to town for the weekend and stayed with us. When she walked in the door I had a huge smile on my face; when she left I had a bigger smile on my face.

Occasionally taking one for the team (hey, I'm not suggesting you snack on it but what is the big deal about nailing it) can pay off huge.

OK, so I also had to sit thru a ballet (not as bad as I expected it would be) and a foreign art film (every bit as bad as ever) but no complaints here.

Seriously, what is it about a little blood that makes guys so crazy ?

Really ?

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hmmmm....about two weeks ago....guess the life of a married man begins before I'm married!

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Not only is it an act of love, it gives you an amazing amount of leverage when you want her to do stuff she's a little hesitant to do.

A month ago her college roommate came to town for the weekend and stayed with us. When she walked in the door I had a huge smile on my face; when she left I had a bigger smile on my face.

Occasionally taking one for the team (hey, I'm not suggesting you snack on it but what is the big deal about nailing it) can pay off huge.

OK, so I also had to sit thru a ballet (not as bad as I expected it would be) and a foreign art film (every bit as bad as ever) but no complaints here.

Seriously, what is it about a little blood that makes guys so crazy ?

Really ?

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Or lets not even take it that far. Any girlfriend I have had or my wife who has asked me to get the tampons/pads, I have never had a problem. Is it really that embrassing for people? Well, now that I am married, I don't have to worry about it, just go to the cupboard, and pull out a rag (not the good one for company though, i am classy like that).

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If you can walk through mud you can [censored] through blood.

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If you can walk through mud you can [censored] through blood.

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I was going to take it one step further, but thought bettter of it. But, I will give a hint: It rhymes with "belching".

craig

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Interesting point.

How many guys here want to/do SIIHP, but won't hit the crimson tide?

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Damn you ask a lot of questions.

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Interesting point.

How many guys here want to/do SIIHP, but won't hit the crimson tide?

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And that is the thing, I have no desire to stick it in the butt. It doesn't gross me out, it just doesn't do anything for me. I mean, it literally and figuratively is a pain in the ass for the girl. Especially if it is done quite often. But, all that aside, it doesn't really turn me on. But, watching two of my buddies fck, that turns me on. Just because a guy likes to watch his buddies [censored], doesn't mean he is a [censored]. I know I do (name that movie).

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Repo Man

The hell he ain't! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

And I'm with you.

Disturbing the painters is fine, but SIIHP? I think only men with little todgers are after this, meself (they need the traction).

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Repo Man

The hell he ain't! [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Fcka John Wayne.

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I'm on guard for the next dinner invite I get from you !

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- I must be the biggest fool on the planet; steak sauce my a$$ !

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Re. heaving to make the late night run to the convenience store for the feminine hygiene products . . .

If you're ever in a strange town in real need of a score, try going to a 24-hr pharmacy and standing in the rag section until a hottie walks down the isle - make sure to have your phone to your ear. Grab a box of anything and ask the imaginary person on the other end if this is the right brand. Wait 10 seconds and say, "no, really, I don't mind; what's the big deal - you've run late night errands for me a million times".

Then hang up the phone, smile and say to the anonomous hottie, "it's so silly, my sister hates asking me to do anything for her".

You might not score with the girl that night but believe me, your chances of hooking up with her just went from "not in this lifetime" to "hm - this guy is kinda cute AND nice; maybe, just maybe".

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I'm on guard for the next dinner invite I get from you !

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Re. heaving to make the late night run to the convenience store for the feminine hygiene products . . .

If you're ever in a strange town in real need of a score, try going to a 24-hr pharmacy and standing in the rag section until a hottie walks down the isle - make sure to have your phone to your ear. Grab a box of anything and ask the imaginary person on the other end if this is the right brand. Wait 10 seconds and say, "no, really, I don't mind; what's the big deal - you've run late night errands for me a million times".

Then hang up the phone, smile and say to the anonomous hottie, "it's so silly, my sister hates asking me to do anything for her".

You might not score with the girl that night but believe me, your chances of hooking up with her just went from "not in this lifetime" to "hm - this guy is kinda cute AND nice; maybe, just maybe".

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A guaranteed way to score would be to add, "she needs them for after we have sex. don't get grossed out, we don't have sex when she is on the rag. What's your name? My name is Craig?"

okay, that was really gross. I don't know where i came up with that in my warped mind. if you did happen to say that, just tell her you were joking and that you haven't had sex with your sister, or anybody for that matter, because, well she must have heard of OOT.

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Kay, that's this thread hijacked.

NEXT!