2 Celebs and you with a bat: Who would you choose?
 

So, this doesn't turn political, no politicians. Just movie starts, music, fashion, and sports. You could have 10 minutes with each celebrity and a baseball bat for 10 minutes, who would your top two choices be?

My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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1) Jim Carrey
2) Philadelphia Flyers GM Bobby Clarke

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Michael Jackson and George Steinbrenner

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1) Kobe
2) Oprah

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1) Jenna Jameson
2) Mark McGwire

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1) Kobe
2) Oprah

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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I even felt I was pushing it with mr Toby Keith, because of my reasons. But, then I figured he is not an overtly political figure or spokesperson. Well, except for the southerners [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Your offering me 10 mins alone with a celeb? Make love not war.

Otherwise it used to be Rosie o'donnel and carrot top, but they have both faded into obscurity now.

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1) tom cruise (only in front of a crowd)
2) john kerry (not for political reasons, I just think a bat would line up nicely with his freakishly long face)

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Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba. Your offering me 10 mins alone with a celeb? Make love not war.

Otherwise it used to be Rosie o'donnel and carrot top, but they have both faded into obscurity now.

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So, what are you going to do with the bat? Hmmm....Tolbiny a sadist? Or maybe he wants the bad used on him. A masochist?

craig

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Big & Rich

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the behemoth mr. keith would grab your bat toss it to the side and bare knuckle beat the [censored] out of you. you should seriously pick someone else, someone you could take...or else change the rules where you can have a gun in case the villain got the "upper hand."

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1. Gary Glitter
2. whoever greenlit Highlander 2

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Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

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How many members in Nickelback? It'd be a tough choice from there.

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Listen fucknuttle. its not capitilized. its tolbiny. jesus, if i freakin wanted it in caps, i would have register it in CAPS.

Secondly i'm a masochist first and foremost, but a sadist ony around hot ass celebs.
i need more to drink.

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Listen toLb, is it okay if i call you that, you can do whatever you want with that bat. have fun. I just figured the chances were better of you beating someone with it than having sex with the Jessica's.

craig

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2) john kerry (not for political reasons, I just think a bat would line up nicely with his freakishly long face)

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

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But Toby Keith is OK? Is there a reason to hate him other than his politics? Quit being retarded plz.

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Richard Gere
Ben Affleck

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Good call on Toby Keith...

#2: Ann Coulter? Sean Hannity? Rush Limbaugh? Any of those idiots would suffice.

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Read the first sentence of the OP and then re-evaluate your list of idiots.

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Since when are any of the people I mentioned politicians?

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Reading comprehension is not your strong suit. The point of the sentence was not to stop people from naming politicians, it was to stop this from getting political.

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But Toby Keith is OK? Is there a reason to hate him other than his politics? Quit being retarded plz.

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I did choose him for political reasons, but kind of different ones. Mainly, he sings a song in the first person about going and fighting a war and risking your life. He is a millionare who hasn't had to do anything like that. That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night. I have no idea what that is like and either does Toby Keith. But, man, that creed guy is starting to piss me off again.

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Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher

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Joan Rivers, Fran Drescher

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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And you haven't even had your kid yet, right?

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Tom Cruise and Martha Stewart, first beat Tom till he admits he's a tool, then beat him to death adn force Martha to make a decorative display out of his internal organs, then beat her just enough that no amount of surgery can fix her enough to let her work in the entertainment industry.

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1) Bono
2) Barry Bonds, just cause I like irony

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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And you haven't even had your kid yet, right?

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I haven't had time man. I am trying to get my CD burner to work (I am horrible with technology) so I can get the new Rob Thomas album, creed's solo career, and toby keiths "red white and blue: the red is for your blood and the blue is for..aww the hell with it".

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That would be like me writing a song in the first person about a guy who leaves his computer to go out at night.

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And you haven't even had your kid yet, right?

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I haven't had time man. I am trying to get my CD burner to work (I am horrible with technology) so I can get the new Rob Thomas album, creed's solo career, and toby keiths "red white and blue: the red is for your blood and the blue is for..aww the hell with it".

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I'm not judging. I'm equally socially deficient.

And if that is the actual name of Toby Keith's album, I'll switch him in on my list for Oprah.

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No, I was making it up. It is called "Red, White, and Blue: Red for their blood, blue for his sadness, and white, well, he has been arguing with his publicist that it is a color. Even though it is just all the colors in the spectrum. Toby doesn't like the idea of 'all the colors' together. In fact he was quoted as saying, "I am not racist but...." and we all know what comes out of somebody's mouth when "I am not a racist but..." is said.

craig

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Teagan Presley and Jessica Drake.

ah so much fun could be had with that baseball bat

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My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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now i'm pissed for replying because you just took a cheap shot at toby keith. that guy is the man

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My two:

1)The guy from Matchbox 20
2)Toby Keith

(a very very close second was the lead singer from creed).

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now i'm pissed for replying because you just took a cheap shot at toby keith. that guy is the man

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Yeah he is. Fine, I will take it back. I will fight the lead singer of creed. actually, i would just love to tell him to stop singing like he does, that his songs suck, that you suck for tryting to capitalize on "god rock" and that david cross beat you on celebrity poker. And then, I am going to make a wish that him and toby keith do a duet; maybe islands in the stream or even an air supply song.

craig

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Dr. Phil & whoever tries to stop me.

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Michael Jackson (just to see all that plastic SHATTER at impact)

Tim McGraw - horrible singer, horrible performer, AND he's married to a hottie. He's got to go.

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Michael Jackson (just to see all that plastic SHATTER at impact)

Tim McGraw - horrible singer, horrible performer, AND he's married to a hottie. He's got to go.

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I like the McGraw pick, especially since I have to hear his stupid homoerotic song every monday night. "I don't know what it is about the pushing and the shoving, but I like it, i love it, I want some more of it".

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Coming back for seconds

1) Clint Eastwood
2) Charlie Kaufman

By the way, I'm kidding, I'd drop the bat and worship them both.

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Tom Cruise
Sylvia Browne