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11-22-2005 02:53 AM

The perfect woman?
 
I have thought this for a while, and after watching "Walk the Line" tonight, I think it has been confirmed.

IMO, the most perfect woman in the world (aesthetically) is:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...less/reese.jpg

edit: fixed broken picture

edfurlong 11-22-2005 02:54 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Joaquin Phoenix?

jcmack13 11-22-2005 03:01 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
The gap between what I expected given the title and what I saw when I opened the thread is Grand Canyon-esque.

shant 11-22-2005 03:02 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
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The gap between what I expected given the title and what I saw when I opened the thread is Grand Canyon-esque times-a-thousand.

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ChipWrecked 11-22-2005 03:02 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Yes, I was thinking about the old, 'flat head and big ears' line.

imported_anacardo 11-22-2005 03:04 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
A better picfest would have been nice. But if you don't like June Carter / Reese Witherspoon, make sure your dick still works.

11-22-2005 03:08 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Oh come on. She is beautiful. Who cares if she isn't some bimbo with huge [censored] and a tiny waist. Sorry I didn't look for some more pictures of her, but she is teh h0t.

fluxrad 11-22-2005 03:11 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
http://www.techedge.co.uk/blog/images/mask.jpg

exist 11-22-2005 03:18 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
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http://www.techedge.co.uk/blog/images/mask.jpg

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is that a picture of Cher?

siccjay 11-22-2005 03:18 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Most perfect? eh? I have always thought she was gorgeous though. I dig her lots.

JaBlue 11-22-2005 03:21 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
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most perfect


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ugh

11-22-2005 03:51 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Go ugh yourself.

This is an internet forum, not high school grammar.

rusty JEDI 11-22-2005 03:57 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
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Go ugh yourself.

This is an internet forum, not high school grammar.

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You're currently failing both.

rJ

11-22-2005 04:00 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
They clean her up a lot and give her tons of makeup. Take all that away and she doesnt look close to a 10.

The perfect woman would be one that could achieve extreme-beauty without a whole bunch of extra additions.

diebitter 11-22-2005 04:03 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
The perfect woman is the one with the imperfections that you like.

11-22-2005 04:14 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
What is love? Baby dont hurt me. Dont hurt me.... no more.

diebitter 11-22-2005 04:20 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Are you replying to me or just posting? If you're replying to me, I don't get it. Did I post a song lyric or something? cos I'm sure that was 100% diebitter.

PokerFink 11-22-2005 04:26 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
I am dissapointed by the lack (read: zero) of hot pictures in this thread.

Blarg 11-22-2005 04:45 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
[ QUOTE ]
The gap between what I expected given the title and what I saw when I opened the thread is Grand Canyon-esque.

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Yes.

11-22-2005 04:56 AM

Re: The perfect woman?
 
Well, since we're using song lyrics to describe some attributes here, I think this about sums it up:

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.


Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.


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