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eviljeff 11-18-2005 09:41 PM

guys who flush urinals before going
 
I occasionally see guys walk up to urinals and autoflush before they piss. why do they do this? what could possibly be in the urinal that they wouldn't piss on? how does this enhance there urination experience?

(I've never asked an auto-flusher in the bathroom because I believe this would violate bathroom etiquette.)

Brain 11-18-2005 09:43 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
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(I've never asked an auto-flusher in the bathroom because I believe this would violate bathroom etiquette.)

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You could probably ask when you were both at the sink, but I don't think I'd ask anyway.

Dominic 11-18-2005 09:56 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
I ALWAYS flush about half-way through, whether standing at a urinal or standing at a toilet. I have no idea why I do this, and it oftens leads to the flush being finished before I am finished. And I have to flush again.

It may be a remnant from when I was younger and mortified at the thought of someone outside the bathroom being able to hear me tinkle. I don't care now, but I still do it.

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BillNye 11-18-2005 10:17 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
For the same reason that pandas only live on 2 continents

rusellmj 11-18-2005 10:21 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
Uh, I preflush if it's full of somone else's piss.

Piper Tim 11-18-2005 10:29 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
Sometimes when I have to take a dump in a public restroom, I give a curtesy flush halfway through.

11-18-2005 10:34 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
What these people don't realize is that this practice actually gets tiny particles of someone else's piss all over them. That's why I personally don't say anything.

rusellmj 11-18-2005 10:36 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
I make sure to stand clear.

11-18-2005 10:38 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
heh, well pre-flush is still a tool maneuver. you probably look even more strange trying to stand clear.

rusellmj 11-18-2005 10:42 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
So to summarize, you'd rather have large volumes of someone else's piss on you than look like a tool.

There are some posters here who will find this mutually beneficial if you so desire.

Brain 11-18-2005 10:42 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
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Sometimes when I have to take a dump in a public restroom, I give a curtesy flush halfway through.

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That's completely different and just good etiquette. I do that at work after lunch.

11-18-2005 10:44 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
actually i'd probably just pick another urinal.

cdxx 11-18-2005 10:52 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
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Sometimes when I have to take a dump in a public restroom, I give a curtesy flush halfway through.

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correct play is before, midway, and after. but really, i just about never use public facilities for a dump.

11-18-2005 11:12 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
I never flush anyway

haakee 11-18-2005 11:25 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
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what could possibly be in the urinal that they wouldn't piss on?

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The urine of others.

11-18-2005 11:29 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
it all goes to the same place anyway

11-18-2005 11:44 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
Reason for flushing before going:

1) Sometimes the guy before you didn't flush. It stinks, so we flush.

haakee 11-18-2005 11:46 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
Some people don't want it splashing all over their cock while they're trying to relieve themselves.

Blarg 11-19-2005 12:45 AM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
I flush pre-piss because I want my splashback to be solely the result of my own penile genius, not somebody else's.

youtalkfunny 11-19-2005 03:52 AM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
The preflush helps with any performance anxiety. The sound of rushing water helps, er, get the juices flowing.

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-Skeme- 11-19-2005 02:00 PM

Re: guys who flush urinals before going
 
1) Splashback
2) Smell

I flush before I'm completely done pissing as well. I don't want anybody to hear my drippage or the shake.


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