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So my friends are throwing a party at a bar here in Chinatown in LA. Two of them are DJing and while they play music, the club has a projector and a screen that the owner said they can play video on. Sometimes when I've been in there, they're playing old movies or anime and things of that sort.

So anyway, my friends asked me if I would VJ (Video Jockey?). Basically I can download some VJ programs that let you cue up a bunch of little videos and mix them together and flip back and forth, play the clips forwards and backwards, you get the idea. They'll hook my laptop up to the projector so I can do it all live(drunk).

So, I need a big folder full of random video clips. I'm not sure how I'm going to go about finding all these things, but I'm thinking LimeWire should have a bunch of random [censored]. I'll show you the current list I brainstormed at breakfast this morning with a friend of mine, but please feel free to add to the list.

Also, if you have any links to videos that I can save to my hard drive that you think will be good to play on a big screen at a bar, please link them. Obviously I don't want any Japanese chicks shooting tadpoles out of their vag's or anything like that, so please keep it non-disgusting. People will be drinking around these vids.I think a little nudity might be alright, it is a bar.

Here is the current list:

dog sex
flag burning
fabio
magic carpet footage
something vaguely homoerotic
mini-me peeing
girls blowing kisses
muslims praying
the arch bishop don magic juan
pouring out liquor for dead homies
booty shaking
camel or yak footage
scary barking dogs
a fight
rodeo highlights
eagle in flight
paris hilton sex tape
vintage science class videos

That should be enough to get you started. Any help is appreciated. Thanks.

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Also, if the person who made the Crimson Challenge vids wants to cut me some short clips, I think Tony eating butter on a huge screen at a party would be funny. The puking footage probably wouldn't be good in a bar.

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Just a thought but most video's that you are going to download are going to look like ass on a big screen.

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Just a thought but most video's that you are going to download are going to look like ass on a big screen.

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This was another thing I was wondering about. I think as long as the video looks decent at full screen on my computer, that should be fine to be projected.

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You enjoy dog sex eh?

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You defintely need this.

http://x4.putfile.com/9/25211191569.gif

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Thanks, I will download that music video.

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Is that Jessica Simpson?

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Yes.

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Hindenburg
Black Michael Jackson
Hurricane footage
WW2 or even better, cold war US propaganda films.
Hasselhoff performing as a musician
"More cowbell"

Maybe I'll think of more.

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do you remember sponger's avatar of the guy taking the shot and then setting himself on fire?

i always thought that was pretty sick.

i'd probably try and find some well known movie clips. what kind of bar is it? atmosphere is definitely important here.

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It's a bar in Chinatown, near downtown LA. It's pretty dark inside, red brick type interior. The crowd is "indie" since mostly bands play inside, and the occasional DJ's.

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The crowd is "indie"

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i'm east coast, i have no clue what that means.

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"60 minutes" style neck-down footage of fat people
Factory footage, maybe pills, or a printing press.
Beached whale
Magician or someone throwing knives at someone
Running of bulls in Pamplona.
Bombs falling out of WW2 bombers.
Mushroom cloud, (ok no more militarism)
Beginning of a porno starring a pizza delivery guy.
Rams butting heads.

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"60 minutes" style neck-down footage of fat people
Factory footage, maybe pills, or a printing press.
Beached whale
Magician or someone throwing knives at someone
Running of bulls in Pamplona.
Bombs falling out of WW2 bombers.
Mushroom cloud, (ok no more militarism)
Beginning of a porno starring a pizza delivery guy.
Rams butting heads.

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Dude, you are on fire.

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I think some sporting clips would go down great. I can get you some "Greatest KnockOut" compilations if you are interested......

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The crowd is "indie"

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Think like 20-something year olds who listen to non-mainstream rock bands and wear tight jeans.

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I think Tony eating butter on a huge screen at a party would be funny.

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there's something weirdly awesome about the thought of a video of me being grouped with dogs having sex and the paris hilton sex tape.

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Yeah any kind of sports bloopers would be cool. Balls bouncing off heads, bird hit by ball, really hard tackles, etc.

Guy washing windows outside scyscraper.
Dukes of Hazzard chase scene
TMNT/Transformers/XMen/GIJoe clips
Underwater tropical fish footage
Ooh, sharks.
Sexy european commercials where sound isn't important
Brushfire, building fire or something
Building demolition implosion.
Chimp wearing clothes or otherwise acting like a human.

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How about a collage of stunts-gone-awry vids. We've seen plenty of them here.

Also for the Michael Jackson suggestion I think a progression of him through the years might be freaky.

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Thanks to those of you PMing me videos. Keep them coming.

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In between songs, play a 30-45 second movie clip, that is appropiate; i'm a fan of this.

Edit: Whoah. People getting specific. Ok, Big Lebowski Scene where Walter [censored] up the Red Corvette. Cue a more aggressive song right as Walter winds down with his loudest.

"This is what happens when you [censored] a stranger in the ass"

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Various clips from Animal House, like the toga part and the chugging beer, etc.

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You need to get the movie "Groove Tube", and possibly, the snippet from "Kentucky Fried Movie" where the midget clown is whipping the nekkid girls in the dungeon (this is the "Catholic High School Girls in Trouble bit).

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The crowd is "indie"

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i'm east coast, i have no clue what that means.

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Think like 20-something year olds who listen to non-mainstream rock bands and wear tight jeans.

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that describes me but im definately not "indie"

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Um...dude...think Williamsburg. The not-Semetic-Jew part.

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If you can find some footage of Takeshi's Castle then some of that, is this mad japanese gameshow that doent need the commentary on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v8...ue/Takesh2.jpg

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Um...dude...think Williamsburg. The not-Semetic-Jew part.

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Speaking of which, I went to Savalas on Friday night. Good time.

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The Blooper video shown during the baseball in The Naked Gun.