Okay, here\'s the deal.
 

I am [censored] drunk. Hopefully I won't get banned for this but it worked out OK for Daryn. So here's the deal. Ask me anything right now before I pass out and I will give you a 100% honest answer. Ask me anything. Go.

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Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?

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Have you ever been physically attracted to a man?

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Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?

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Yes.

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Have you ever been physically attracted to a man?

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No.

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Have you ever had homosexual tendencies?

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Too late. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Is Jesus in your life?

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Ever think about banging your mom?

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Is Jesus in your life?

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No.

Are you serious? This is coming from the same guy that asked "Have you ever tried to suck your own dick?"

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What's the most embarrassing experience you have ever had? Please go into as much detail as possible.

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Ever think about banging your mom?

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No. She's like 60. And she's my mom. Ewww.

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What are the usernames and passwords to all of your poker accounts as well as your Neteller account?

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Did you take up guitar to get chicks?

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At your drunken state, what's the youngest age girl you would have sex with?

At your sober state, what's the youngest age girl you would have sex with?

If it's anyone "famous", name?

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Have you ever song along to a N Sync song?

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What are the usernames and passwords to all of your poker accounts as well as your Neteller account?

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What's the most embarrassing experience you have ever had? Please go into as much detail as possible.

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The only thing that comes to mind right now is the time that my mom walked in on me and my ex-wife [censored]. She knocked on the door and just opened the door without waiting for anyone to answer. If I remember correctly, I don't think we were under any sheets or anything so I believe she got a good view of us going at it. I'm pretty sure she knew what she saw because she turned right back around and shut the door.

As much detail as possible? Okay... I was on top. I didn't finish because my mom barging in killed the mood. As I recall, I just stopped and got dressed and went out to see what the [censored] she wanted that was so [censored] important that she had to interrupt us [censored]. I don't think I said anything about it, and she didn't say anything, so whatever.

See, when you knock on someone's closed bedroom door, you usually should wait for an acknowledgement before you just barge in, right? Damn.

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Did you still live at home when you got married?

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Did you take up guitar to get chicks?

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No.

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So here's the deal. Ask me anything right now before I pass out and I will give you a 100% honest answer. Ask me anything. Go.

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weak.

Fine. What is your Party Poker username/password so I can play some blackjack? And your neteller username/password so I can buy some books fron ConJelCo?

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this thread has a lot of potential! sooo....what ooter do you think should be in the hot seat next?

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Do you pay too much for your car insurance?

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So here's the deal. Ask me anything right now before I pass out and I will give you a 100% honest answer. Ask me anything. Go.

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weak.

Fine. What is your Party Poker username/password so I can play some blackjack? And your neteller username/password so I can buy some books fron ConJelCo?

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Dude I'm drunk but I'm not retarded.

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At your drunken state, what's the youngest age girl you would have sex with?

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I don't know. What's legal? 18? I'd rather be with a woman closer to my age though.

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At your sober state, what's the youngest age girl you would have sex with?

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Same.

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If it's anyone "famous", name?

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What, like what young famous chick would I [censored]?

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Have you ever song along to a N Sync song?

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I don't think so.

Although I do remember, at one point, mouthing the words to "everybody, rock your body" (Backstreet Boys song) until I realized what it was. Then I felt dirty and ashamed.

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Did you still live at home when you got married?

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No. I had moved out and my ex-wife and I were living in an apartment together when we got married. I was 20.

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Does Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp rock or what?

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this thread has a lot of potential! sooo....what ooter do you think should be in the hot seat next?

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mslif

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Do you pay too much for your car insurance?

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Probably.

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Does Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp rock or what?

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Dude Bron-Y-Aur Stomp [censored] kicks ass.

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Which 2+2'er do you hope goes bust?

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Are you really a guy?

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Have you ever bought anything off a TV infomercial? If so, what did you buy?

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I don't think you have to worry about being [censored]. This was a pretty good thread.

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I don't think you have to worry about being [censored]. This was a pretty good thread.

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and good retort to the account info request

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Wow, this didn't turn out too badly.

Tonight my friends are having another bonfire at their house, although it looks like it might rain. If it does, we'll just hang out inside instead.

So, it is very likely that I will be drunk again tonight.

Post whatever questions you want me to answer 100% honestly, and, if possible, I will answer them tonight while drunk.

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I don't know. What's legal? 18? I'd rather be with a woman closer to my age though.

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16 is legal in jersey, and in various other states.

That change your answer?

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Ok, as predicted, I am drunk now. So ask me anything. I will give you a 100% honest answer. Do it.