If Mankind could ask one question of God
 

Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

Edit: if mods think this is the wrong forum, just change to SMP for me. Thanks. Im to lazy to repost.

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Not God exactly, but I'd like to ask Jesus how much he used to charge for shelves during his carpentry days.

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LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

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Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

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LOL,, As soon as I saw the title, I was like "this dude just watched south park too"

I would ask for the power to discover human kind's greatest weakness, and how I could profit off of it. Then I'd probably be sent straight to hell.

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Its called the porn industry.

I think there are a lot of questions to be asked. I would go with, why do bad things happen to good people?

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To whom it may concern,

God is busy right now. Please talk to his representative on earth, Mr. David Sklansky.

Best Wishes,

Gabriel

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God, am I rocks and rings?

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WTF?

peace

john nickle

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I thought this would be about the wrestler.

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Are you real?

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god, what a [censored] up animal

WTF?

peace

john nickle

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Did OJ really kill them?

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Can you microwave a burrito so hot that you, yourself, could not eat it?

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Sup bro?

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Why me?

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I thought this would be about the wrestler.

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"HAVE A NICE DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Being able to ask God a question implies God's existence. If we knew God existed the most important question would already be answered, so who gives a [censored] what you ask it.

Although, off the top of my head I might ask it "what precise sequence of actions must I take to bang Jessica Alba?"

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My thoughts exactly, I may be inclinced to ask if there was more out there then what we have on Earth, but, yeah, if I knew he existed, then this would change my whole outlook on a lot of things.

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Sup bro?

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For some reason this made me laugh out loud at work...thanks...now everyone is looking at me funny.


MDoranD

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Am I as think as I drunk I am?

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Sup bro?

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Whats the longest log youve ever laid?

Talk about pwnage

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How many 5 year olds...

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Good answers. Mine was:

"We cool? Cause I don't wanna burn. Yea? All riiiiggghhht!"

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Do we need to worry?

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Sup bro?

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Okay, so you ask this. Then you get "Notta damn, son." And that's it! That's your answer from God. You gonna chisel that on a stone tablet? Nice going, jerk.

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"Who is John Galt?"

<font color="white"> Implying my disbelief in god </font>

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WTF?

peace

john nickle

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If god does exist, this would be proof that he has a sence of humor.

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WWJD?

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Inspired by the South Park episode I just watched in where Stan uses up mankind's one question to God by asking about his period. What do you think we should ask?

Edit: if mods think this is the wrong forum, just change to SMP for me. Thanks. Im to lazy to repost.

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Exactly how bad can I be, and STILL get into Heaven?

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Why?

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Why?

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Once agian, for the third night in a row (and the second on 2+2) I am high again. As I look back on my work, I can see that I ask some damn good questions. However, not good enough to warrant a thread entitled "I am high. What rihmes with high?" But I can respond in a good thread I made that I am high. So I answer your question of "why" with resounding: Because I wanted to know.

Oh dammit, did yuou mean yuour question to God would be "why?"
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Oh dammit, did yuou mean yuour question to God would be "why?"
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Yes

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"Hot chick, strap on, would you?"

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When you die, be sure to PM me from hell to let me know how Hitler is doing. [ QUOTE ]
"How chick, strap on, would you?"

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What if You were one of us? Just a stranger on the bus, trying to find Your way home...