Dude with girl most out of his league?
 

I know I qualify, but fortunately my wife hasn't figured it out yet. Nowhere near this level though:

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White chicks love black _ _ _ _ _

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Black guy + basketball team = white chicks

oh wait....

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that guy forgot his hat. Is that allowed?

Melch

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that guy forgot his hat. Is that allowed?

Melch

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I think he is getting in on that craze, you know that card game everyone plays on tv. Forget what its called..

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that guy forgot his hat. Is that allowed?

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"Oh man, the guys are never gonna let me forget this!"

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is the second on the left (at the back) thinking 'where the white women at?'

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There's also some confusion over whether the right hand or the left hand should be used in the salute.

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Chicks dig muscicians. and rich people.

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shoes?

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That two timing slut is cheating on me! Where did you get these photos!?!

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FYP, brotha

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I know I qualify, but fortunately my wife hasn't figured it out yet. Nowhere near this level though:

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wtf??? Seal RULES!!!

Heidi is the one over-achieving here.

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Bad thing is, thats a good picture of him.

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Everyone pick up a guitar and start practicing. Maybe you could do their children.

*Disclaimer: I'm a little high right now and of course I meant the implied (when they turn 18) or are of age. (Whichever comes first)

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I practice guitar for at least 8 hour a week, and all I get is a knowledge of modes and the ability to beat the hell out of anyone's ears that are near by.

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Play cool songs for chicks on acoustic at parties and [censored]. They love it.

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"Oh man, the guys are never gonna let me forget this!"

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Awesome.

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wtf??? Seal RULES!!!

Heidi is the one over-achieving here.

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agreed

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Antonio "Rocks & Rings" ---- that man has used up all the good karma he is getting for the rest of his life on Shannon Elizabeth. Soon he will have the plague to balance out the incredible good fortune he's had recently. Plus he's a douchebag, and deserves the plague w/o factoring in Shannon Elizabeth.

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There's also some confusion over whether the right hand or the left hand should be used in the salute.

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which is fortunate since most of them don't know the difference

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None of these win. I have a friend who is somewhere in the 250-300lb range. He grew up on a very small chicken farm and then later turned into the typical computer nerd. Then he got married to a Baltimore Ravens cheerleader. As if that wasn't enough, the girl's parents are loaded, and she makes pretty good money herself.

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Getting back on topic. As a corrolary, we can prove the existence of Hell with this example, as Michael Douglas selling his soul to the devil is the only logical explanation for landing CZJ.

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Every single and married male on this forum.

Don't you guys realize that EVERY man marries/girlfriends up?

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Lyle Lovett back when he was dating Juiia Roberts.

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Lyle Lovett back when he was dating Juiia Roberts.

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i guess I'm in the minority when I say that, to me, Julia Roberts is "meh" incarnate.

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Lyle Lovett back when he was dating Juiia Roberts.

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i guess I'm in the minority when I say that, to me, Julia Roberts is "meh" incarnate.

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I agree she is getting older, but you got to be thinking about Pretty Women Julia.

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I knew someone would make this point. Julia Roberts is at worst a 5...and even then I think that's terribly low, but Lyle Lovett is like a -4. So that's a 9 point difference. Pretty out of his league if you ask me.

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I knew someone would make this point. Julia Roberts is at worst a 5...and even then I think that's terribly low, but Lyle Lovett is like a -4. So that's a 9 point difference. Pretty out of his league if you ask me.

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ok, i don't disagree with you that Lyle Lovett either used roofies or just got extremely lucky or who the hell knows what. he overachieved. but my opinion of Julia Roberts stands.

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Billy Bob Thorton and Angelina Jolie. I mean, I realise she's [censored] crazy, but c'mon...

For that matter, how does a chick go from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn? I know he broke your heart Jennifer, but that's a helluva rebound!

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That, and Lyle Lovett RULES!!

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Chicks dig rich muscicians. and rich people.

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FYP, brotha

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I believe that using Boolean algebra we can reduce this to a simpler statement.

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Billy Bob Thorton and Angelina Jolie. I mean, I realise she's [censored] crazy, but c'mon...

For that matter, how does a chick go from Brad Pitt to Vince Vaughn? I know he broke your heart Jennifer, but that's a helluva rebound!

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Every single and married male on this forum.

Don't you guys realize that EVERY man marries/girlfriends up?

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SO true. what guy is going to settle for someone when it's obvious that he can do better? that's what seperates us from beasts ... and women.

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the beautiful courntney cox and the untalented stupid and developmentally challenged david arquette

you gotta be [censored] kidding me.... id love to punch that retard in the face, and instead he ends up with courtney cox.... sigh

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Play cool songs for chicks on acoustic at parties and [censored]. They love it.

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I dont have an accoustic, I'm badass like that

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You win. (though I liked the last picture better)