I Recieved my TruePoker Condoms... (WITH PICTURES)
 

So I cleared the "No Deposit" bonus about a week or so ago. I recieved 13 for playing 100 raked hands. I think I got the better end of the deal.

http://www.decipherwealth.com/tpcfrontback.jpg

http://www.decipherwealth.com/tpcinside.jpg

I believe they are lubricated, but I haven't taken one out to be sure. I'm not sure what brand they are but they are made in Thailand. My only complaint is that they expire in February of 2008...

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Sweet.

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Time to find yourself a fat chick and try them out...

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I just showed this to my wife and she said, "They should have edgespots, wtf?"

h4w!

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I just showed this to my wife and she said, "They should have edgespots, wtf?"

h4w!

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that is damn funny. nh.

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My only complaint is that they expire in February of 2008...

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You plan on quite the dry spell ehh...

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My only complaint is that they expire in February of 2008...

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You plan on quite the dry spell ehh...

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lol, nh

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How do you like TruePoker?

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My only complaint is that they expire in February of 2008...

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You plan on quite the dry spell ehh...

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No, its just some bad variance. I swear I'm a winning player, really!

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How do you like TruePoker?

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I like it, but there aren't many games. The software bothers me a bit because the cards on the board are small. I've cleared the deposit bonus and will continue to play there.

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Wow, and all this time I thought the condoms were a just a joke...
Do they still offer these "bonuses"?

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Cool, but instead of SAFE they should say ALL IN.

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Excellent...a lifetime supply.

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Cool, but instead of SAFE they should say ALL IN.

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Nice....they seriously should

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Time to find yourself a fat chick and try them out...

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LOL

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Time to find yourself a fat chick and try them out...

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My only complaint is that they expire in February of 2008...

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You plan on quite the dry spell ehh...

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Excellent...a lifetime supply.

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come on guys, save some pwnage for me

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This thread is hilarious.

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report back to us and tell us what your date's reaction is when she asks you if you have protection and you say, "i sure do. i got this from a poker site."

we may be waiting a while it sounds like.

bwana

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13...since when do they sell Condoms by the Baker's Dozen?

TruePoker Condom Bonus IS still active for New Players, SAFE
 

The Bonus Code is still SAFE.

Yes, we did think of making it All-In, but needed to place an ad in the Harvard Lampoon for these.

The ad copy played off the theme:

"For when you want to play more than just your own hand".

Truepoker CEO

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The Bonus Code is still SAFE.

Yes, we did think of making it All-In, but needed to place an ad in the Harvard Lampoon for these.

The ad copy played off the theme:

"For when you want to play more than just your own hand".

Truepoker CEO

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What about poker players that don't like to use condoms? It's a niche market, but an important one.

Maybe poker birth control pills for their girlfriends?

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Gives a new meaning to the term, bonus whore.

<drumroll..cymbal crash>

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What about poker players that don't like to use condoms?

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What about poker players that never have sex? Is there no promotion for me? ... ooops, I meant for my friend.

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Gives a new meaning to the term, bonus whore.

<drumroll..cymbal crash>

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Gold, Jerry, Gold.

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13...since when do they sell Condoms by the Baker's Dozen?

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shoot you can buy them by the GROSS....144 of them bad boyz. I prefer the Big nigazz brand (real brand dont delete)

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I prefer the Big nigazz brand (real brand dont delete)

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Are those the perforated ones so you get an extra check each month........ I know, that was wrong [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]