Cancer v. Jail
 

You have two choices:

1. You are told you will have a one-year battle with cancer. You will have chemo, radiation, etc. You will get very sick, tired, and lose all your hair. You won't be able to work. You are guaranteed, however, that after one year of treatment you will be cured.

2. Instead of getting cancer, you can opt to go to jail for one year.

(Pretend unwanted assrapings/assaults will not occur in jail)

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If this was jail for 5 years or cancer this might be a debate.

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This is just not even close. Jail might even be kind of fun.

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is this a joke? duh. jail. hello aryans.

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Jail and its not even close.

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Take out the ass-rapings and it's not even close. At least you have clarity of mind in jail - you could read, write, life weights, do tai chi and [censored]...

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Sounds like a nice vacation, can I have a tv in my cell?

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I put in the guarantee of no assaults because I thought that if I didn't cancer would win in a runaway. What result if assrape is a possibility (although not a certainty)?

I picked cancer anyway. Freedom is the nuts.

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WPOTD.

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Jail and its not even close.

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i'm thinking cancer, and it's not even close.

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i'm thinking cancer, and it's not even close.

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I agree with this. With cancer, you KNOW you are getting better, and at least you will be able to hang out with friends and family and do whatever the hell you want.

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Honestly, the only thing that could ever make me choose chemo would be rape or something else sexual. I could deal with beatings, as long as I was not handicapped for life afterwards. If there was assrape every day I would go chemo.

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The only reason I might say cancer is that jail goes on your record and no one will hire you. You'll always be known as a convict.

Otherwise, the whole thing that sucks about jail is the assrammings.

"either become somebody's bitch, or beat someone up on teh first day"

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Cancer and its accompanying treatmennts are often incredibly painful.

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This is a terrible poll

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I think when you consider that the prison term gets put on your record the decision gets a little harder, tho I'd still vote for prison.

Evertyhing changes if you're a con. You can't vote, I'm sure you probably have to pay more for things like car insurance. And no one's gonna hire you.

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We're talking about jail here people, not maximum security prison. At least in the states I have lived in, THERE IS NO ASS RAPE IN A COUNTY JAIL. Also, the OP made no mention of a crime conviction. I would assume that you could be held in jail for trial for a year and then be set free acquitted.

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Cancer - easy call. I spent a weekend in jail and I would rather be dead than spend another minute in jail. Seriously.

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Nice to know that I can still get raped and beaten if I want to. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Cancer and its accompanying treatmennts are often incredibly painful.

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I think you under-rate freedom, by a lot.

Cancer is bad because it kills you, if you are guaranteed survival, i'll take a year long flu/body ache/other side effects of chemo..

Oh, and not everyone gets really sick from chemo.

AND getting sick but being free to do wht you want otherwise, be with friends/family. That is way better than prison.

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I can't imagine being with friends and family is some great joyride when you're bald and puking your guts out every second.

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I can't imagine being with friends and family is some great joyride when you're bald and puking your guts out every second.

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Yes, being bald would have such a negative effect on being with your friends and family ........

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Is it white-collar resort prison, or federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

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I can't imagine being with friends and family is some great joyride when you're bald and puking your guts out every second.

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Yes, being bald would have such a negative effect on being with your friends and family ........

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Uhh, does anyone actually WANT to be with someone who has cancer? The answer is no.

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I can't imagine being with friends and family is some great joyride when you're bald and puking your guts out every second.

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Yes, being bald would have such a negative effect on being with your friends and family ........

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Uhh, does anyone actually WANT to be with someone who has cancer? The answer is no.

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You do know that cancer isn't contagious, don't you?

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I can't imagine being with friends and family is some great joyride when you're bald and puking your guts out every second.

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i have DIRECT experience with someone that was DYING of cancer, so it's not like i'm talking out of my ass here... I'll take a year of being sick, over losing my freedom, risking my life, and being sexually assaulted.

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I can't imagine being with friends and family is some great joyride when you're bald and puking your guts out every second.

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Uhh, does anyone actually WANT to be with someone who has cancer? The answer is no.

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Uhh...unless you're being sarcastic you are a [censored] retart.

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if conjugal (sp?) visits are allowed in prison, i think this is an easy pick.

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This makes the poll really dumb.

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Free food and no rent for a year? Im in!

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I think people seriously underestimate the pain of being confined and having your life seriously restricted for 365 straight days. Pile on the risk of ass-rapings, career ruin, boredom, and isolation and cancer wins by a mile.

Sure cancer is physically painful but the emotional aspect of the disease is minimized by the guarantee of a cure. Some of the side effects of cancer and its treatments have ways to be treated whether it be antiemetics, analgesics, or a hat for baldness. Not to minimize what cancer patients undergo but at least they can live with some degree of integrity.

Imagine living in your bedroom for 365 straight days and being allowed to only mow your lawn as your daily activity. I think jail is worse than that.

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Pretend unwanted assrapings...

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What about the wanted ass rapings?

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What about the wanted ass rapings?

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If you want to shower with Big Steve, then more power to you.

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I think some other poster called them "conjugal visits".

Whatever makes you happy when you wake up next to Bubba.

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No ass rape, free rent, free food, and no $200k bill?

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Imagine living in your bedroom for 365 straight days and being allowed to only mow your lawn as your daily activity.

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Done it before... no big deal; never got around to doing the lawn, though.

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No ass rape, free rent, free food, and no $200k bill?

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Plus you could likely play that one game with the guards, just like in Rounders.

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I hear a bit of weed makes chemo cake.

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I hear a bit of weed makes chemo cake.

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mmmmmmmm.....chemo cake

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At least in jail I'd have a reason to sit in my room 23 hours a day.