Best quotes of the 2006 WSOP ME (ESPN)
 

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"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event"

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I'll start at the top..

"I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old in the world that thought he would win the WSOP Main Event"

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He should have said "I'm pretty sure I was the only 23 year old with red hair, glasses, and acne in the world that thought he could win the WSOP Main Event." Even then, he's probably wrong.

I like "I can dodge bullets, baby." He then proceeds to get shot.

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Phil's rant after his AK loses to KJ. Something about them playing poker and these guys can't even spell poker.

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"I'm stone dead. I'm a Superstar!"-Mike Matusow.

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"I don't think you have the nuts..."

Tiffany Williamson while debating whether or not to call all her chips off preflop with KJ.

Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop.

"Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?"

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Can I borrow your time machine?

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"I played perfectly for 3 days *SOB*"

and the other guy that had the nut flush that hand

"Thats what um toalking aboot" ( i could barely understand that broken english)

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after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

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Kiddy games are down the street.

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I don't care if insted of "At's wut um tolkin aboot" he stood up and gave a dissertation on how to best eliminate world poverty, I'd have kicked him in the nuts for popping his collar anyway.

Cody

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after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

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My hand would have gone flying across the table in his face.. Also even if the other guy called his bluff matasow had about 9 outs so it wasn't a complete bluff.. he could have gotten a Q a K or a 10(i belive for a straight)

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Daniel N (after being raised all in preflop): "Are you serious, do you really have a strong hand? You aren't just goofing around are you?"
Other guy: "Well it's the world series..."
Daniel: "Which means...?"

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This really isn't a quote, more of a facial expression that made me laugh, because you could imagine what he's thinking.

When Sam Farha knocked Goldie Hawn's son (forgot his name) out on the first hand with the AAATT fullhouse. Then later when he was telling Tobey Maguire and Tobey looks back toward the table with his jaw dropped open. I thought that look was kinda priceless.

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after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

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My hand would have gone flying across the table in his face.. Also even if the other guy called his bluff matasow had about 9 outs so it wasn't a complete bluff.. he could have gotten a Q a K or a 10(i belive for a straight)

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Please. We've all seen enough of Matusow on TV now to know that he just likes busting everyone's balls at the table. Very little of what he says could, and should, be taken seriously. If you can't learn to tune out other players' table talk, you shouldn't be playing the game. You know you wouldn't have done [censored], no one else on this forum would have done [censored], and that's that. Same goes for Hellmuth and his antics. Anyone here claiming that *they* would be the ones to jump across the felt and throw a punch is absolutely full of it.

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after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

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My hand would have gone flying across the table in his face.. Also even if the other guy called his bluff matasow had about 9 outs so it wasn't a complete bluff.. he could have gotten a Q a K or a 10(i belive for a straight)

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Please. We've all seen enough of Matusow on TV now to know that he just likes busting everyone's balls at the table. Very little of what he says could, and should, be taken seriously. If you can't learn to tune out other players' table talk, you shouldn't be playing the game. You know you wouldn't have done [censored], no one else on this forum would have done [censored], and that's that. Same goes for Hellmuth and his antics. Anyone here claiming that *they* would be the ones to jump across the felt and throw a punch is absolutely full of it.

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Of course I wouldn't do it, but I would want to! I can't wait to see his beat at the final table where the guy hits running hearts to beat him.

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after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

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My hand would have gone flying across the table in his face.. Also even if the other guy called his bluff matasow had about 9 outs so it wasn't a complete bluff.. he could have gotten a Q a K or a 10(i belive for a straight)

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Please. We've all seen enough of Matusow on TV now to know that he just likes busting everyone's balls at the table. Very little of what he says could, and should, be taken seriously. If you can't learn to tune out other players' table talk, you shouldn't be playing the game. You know you wouldn't have done [censored], no one else on this forum would have done [censored], and that's that. Same goes for Hellmuth and his antics. Anyone here claiming that *they* would be the ones to jump across the felt and throw a punch is absolutely full of it.

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Of course I wouldn't do it, but I would want to! I can't wait to see his beat at the final table where the guy hits running hearts to beat him.

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I'd talk back to him. I can't easily tilt. I laugh at insults, then come right back. (For fun of course, and only Mike and Phil)

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"Unless you have aces... you don't have aces... I know you don't have aces"

"I doubled up with this hand earlier"

"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

or any other gems of ignorance by HDOG.

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"Thats what um toalking aboot" ( i could barely understand that broken english)

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Do you speak english? You know, the way you speak sounds funny to the people across the pond, too. Doesn't mean you can't speak english.

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"Thats what um toalking aboot" ( i could barely understand that broken english)

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Do you speak english? You know, the way you speak sounds funny to the people across the pond, too. Doesn't mean you can't speak english.

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Actually, you're right.. Im from Boston.. People can't understand me.

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"He's (Lederer) been getting beat unreal. It looks like someone shot his dog he lost a third of his stack........ So i popped him for thirty w/ 68 offsuit"

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\Oh, and Farha's explanation to why his AQ was a favorite over QQ on an undercard flop.

"Well I've got a queen, so you can get any of those, and I have an ace, so that makes me a favorite right?"

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i really like this one too. but you left out the best part, that as soon as the cards are flipped over, farha sees he's drawing to 3 outs or running hearts, and says to the other guy "you're in trouble now baby"

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"I thought this was supposed to be the World Series of Poker"

"Honey, that maniac put all that money in with two sevens"

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"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

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This is really the winner. This was pure genius.

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Norman Chad:

Some last year thought Greg Raymer was a fluke. Now, Raymer is telling everyone where they can stick their fluke

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If you cannot cope with Matusow, the proper response when Matusow motions in the direction of the kiddie game: "No, isn't that the direction of the jail?". That oughta have him taken an N*10min break.

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"Johnny Chan is at my table."

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So when does this event start on TV? I'm assuming next October/November. So how did all you posters get to hear all these lines from the 2006 ME?

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sorry, but that nit has already been picked. props I think go to dynasty, for the clever use of sarcasm in "can I borrow your time machine".

(applause)

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Russ, your avatar is priceless!

...As far as quotes go, all the good poker-related ones have been taken. I'll contribute one by Norman Chad, when the smelly Scot's "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...YES! YES! YES!" schtick was still fresh on day one:

"Brings back memories of my wedding night, Lon."

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after bluffing out another player, "The kiddie game is over there"
Mike Matasow

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My hand would have gone flying across the table in his face.. Also even if the other guy called his bluff matasow had about 9 outs so it wasn't a complete bluff.. he could have gotten a Q a K or a 10(i belive for a straight)

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actually, Matusow had the best hand - a 2

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Farha was joking, not being serious dude.

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If you cannot cope with Matusow, the proper response when Matusow motions in the direction of the kiddie game: "No, isn't that the direction of the jail?". That oughta have him taken an N*10min break.

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hahaha the only thing I've laughed at in this thread - nice hand sir

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So when does this event start on TV? I'm assuming next October/November. So how did all you posters get to hear all these lines from the 2006 ME?

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LOLOLOL!!!! I just noticed that! Funnier that no one else noticed it til now

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sorry, but that nit has already been picked. props I think go to dynasty, for the clever use of sarcasm in "can I borrow your time machine".

(applause)

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LOL .. that was way over my head. I thought that was an actual quote. I'm laughing now.

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"What's the count?" *told the count* "Can I get a count?"

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This is really the winner. This was pure genius.

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"What's the count?"
"One point three million exactly.."
"Can you count it?"

-kyo

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"Johnny Chan is at my table."

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Well played, attention whore. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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You tell me were in the rule book it says a player cant smell at the table. Its not in rules and im not leaving

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The dudes on the rail yellin "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Oy! Oy! Oy!"

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It's not everyday you get to play with the woooooorrrrld champion.

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Poker poker, it's all skill
Start with the worst hand, and work uphill.

Classic.