Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

Yes my fellow Magoos, one again it's almost time for Magoo Fest! MGM grand, Saturday, November 5th, 2005! The people REJOICED!

Here's the basic outline...

3:00pm - Craps fest begins! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Everyone wanting to be involved with craps fest shows up at the proper location in MGM grand to be picked up in STYLE by the limosine! We all head out to play some serious (not) craps, down in the ghetto where the 25c chips flow like all that malt liquor!

3:45 ish - Craps magoos arrive and begin the "grand championship of the universe." Everyone pitches in $25 in the limo, and then we each play the quarter craps game (with 25c chips) with $100. Whomever is the furthest ahead after "time elapses" wins 75%, 2nd gets 25%, and third place gets $3.50!! (three-fity) [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

5:45 ish - Craps players head back to MGM via the LIMO! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

6:30pm ish - All Magoo fest participants show up in the "upper room" at MGM poker room for COCTAILS!!!! During this time, I give a short "seminar." We hand out the OFFICIAL 2+2=Super-Magoo chips [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img], and everyone gets a nametag (if you don't want a nametag, you can exchange it at any time for a kick in the nuts [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]). No chip, no nametag (or at least no high voice), no magoo for you! These chips are EXCLUSIVELY offered by myself and my sworn cohort in "crime" any2cards!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] These highly prized collector's items will of course be escorted to the MGM by armored car, under TIGHT security!!!! Some of the various prizes will be handed out at this time, some of our silly little contests will be 'splained to ya at this time as well!

7:00 - 7:15ish - everyone takes their seats and gets ready for the beats! It should take them quite a while to "load up" the table, due to the large number of ridiculously large buy-ins! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Hopefully we'll be underway no later than 7:30!

7:30 and one second... The first bad beat of AA by 72o will probably happen!!! Ow! My Ass! [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Yeah, few things bring as much joy to the world as Magoo Fests! It's the kind of joy you just have to spread around, you know, beer fueled mayhem extraordinaire! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

More to follow on the contests / prize details! Anyone who wishes to offer a prize please do speak up on what you have to do to win the silly thing! I'm passing out a few of my own as well!

Some things to remember...

MGM is doing a lot to accomodate us on a saturday night, so we will take care of them! We take up a collection for the floor guys during the meeting, basically a "bribe" for them to put up with our drunken assess all night! Tip the chip runners please, particularly if you order something like 600 racks of blue for your stack!!! Tip the waitresses, they work hard for their money! So treat 'em right! And the dealers get taken care of as well. MGM rocks, and so does their staff, so we take care of those who take care of us! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Anyone who has a prize to offer, please speak up as to the details of how you get it. I've gotten like 150 PMs and emails on this subject, not to mention the posts number about 500, so give me a little help here people, I can't remember everything!

Oh yeah, and I'm calling "blind man's bluff crazy fox" as well as some other crazy stuff. How about blind man's bluff stud?

Here's the OFFICIAL list as I have it so far...

Any 2 cards
B Dibs
cnfuzzd
psandman
sossman
goblin mason [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
doughhater
allvegaspoker.com
dan the man
jason t
photoc [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jeremy
bigbaitsim (milo)
bottom set
allvegaspoker.com
jake the bake
daniel price
jerri
deathdonkey
goofball
uw madtown
radek2166
bugstud
meep 42 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
stone age
pokerbratt - John Ridgeway
coosaw - laurie ridgeway
silky slim [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
drew on tilt [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
mark hendrickson
margaret hendrickson
icepick
dominic [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
sticky wicket [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
money line
Jeff [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
rocketlaunch
William D. Casey - WDC
Kelvin 474 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
jpg777
reprocess [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
natedog
drew just drew
sossman
borker
the metetron
victor
tolbiny
bigfishhead
spook

Remember, I need a PM or email from you if you want to be on the list. Anyone who's not, and wants to be, you know how to contact me!

If there's a C next to your name, that means I have you on the list for Craps-Fest!

al [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

Can't wait...aparently, I'm going to be there along w/ my twin, SossMan. Do I (we) get double the Magoo-Chips?
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psandman
sossman
goblin mason
doughhater


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natedog
drew just drew
sossman
borker
the metetron


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Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

LOL.

Oh well, maybe I did too many drugs in the 90's or something, but you're now on there twice. You better come up with a twin quick! I tell you what, I'll give one of you a chip, and the other a swift kick square in the nuts! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

al

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

bring gagne [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Oops!
 

If there's a [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] next to your name, you're in the craps-fest club! Just noticed that!

al

Armored Trucks, Random Routes, etc.
 

We have spent a considerable amount of time creating random routes, implementing multiple Armored trucks, hacking traffic control systems, etc. just to assure all of you Magoos that this precious, one of a kind chips, show up on Saturday.

Now, if we can only avoid the Italian Job ... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

where is the crapsfest meeting site?
 

Where is the appointed meeting place for the crapsfest?

Also, my Jennifer Lopez prize item may not arrive in time for the magoofest. I bought it on ebay - apparently the seller lives in Ft. Lauderdale and is unable to ship it to me because the post offices all closed down after Hurricane Wilma.

Al, how about a kick in the nuts to Hurricane Wilma?

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

Ok, you might not belive it but I have never been to the "Upper Room" at the MGM. Where is it?

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

move it to the weekend after.

Re: where is the crapsfest meeting site?
 

Well it's too bad we don't have such a spect-trash-ular jenlo item to give away as a cheesy prize, but don't worry people! I'm going right now to play a little pokah, then to buy some cheesy vegas souveniers to ensure we have lots of prizes to give out!

al

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

i will definitely not be there.

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

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3:00pm - Craps fest begins! [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Everyone wanting to be involved with craps fest shows up at the proper location in MGM grand to be picked up in STYLE by the limosine! We all head out to play some serious (not) craps, down in the ghetto where the 25c chips flow like all that malt liquor!

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Which is.....?

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

The limo will obviously have to pick us up at valet!

al

Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

OK here's some of the prizes I'm going to be giving out, and the criteria to win them...


Person Al decides is the biggest "punk ass bitch" gets a hooded jacket and hat from full tilt poker, courtesy of WDC!!

Most Ghetto dressed (group judgement, with Al having the final word of course) - can of schlitz malt liquor

Las Vegas tall frosted shot glass - worst hand that is bet and actually called by an even crappier hand by midnight (high only games, no omaha or more than 7 card games)

Jumbo Sunglasses - I will probably have to wear these myself! They are just too cool for $1.99!!

Red fuzzy dice - 1st place trophy for Craps fest, in addition to 75% of the prize pool

Dice key-chain - 2nd place trophy for Craps Fest, in addition to 25% of the prize pool

Dice / Royal flush key-chain with bottle opener - 3rd place for Craps fest, in addition to three-fity ($3.50)

Whoever "loses" the most at a strip club before magoo fest - stripper pen

Vegas big slick magnet bottle opener - Winner of the "hammer" contest!

Bee-otch air freshener - Given to the biggest bee-otch, by group vote, with Al getting final tie-breaking vote!

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Contests...

We've discussed this already, but let's discuss again because I'm too lazy to search...

I want to have a "hammer" contest! Whoever wins the most pots with the hammer wins 75% of the prize pool! Whoever LOSES the most with the hammer wins 25%!!

Lose with the hammer, pay $2 to the prize pool. That was the idea. But I think we should "up the ante." How about if you WIN with QQ-AA you pay $4 to the pool, win with JJ-TT or AK you pay $3 to the pool, and win with any two face cards and/or flopped set (high only seven card games) and you pay $1 to the pool! We'd have to keep a log/bank at each table and at midnight we'll give out the prizes! I could appoint a "table captain" to take care of this vital duty!

Cuss, discuss and finagle your favorite bee-otchings into the works people!

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I believe there were some other prizes offered / contest ideas mentioned, please speak up now as I've had nearly 200 PMs and emails on this event, plus there must be close to 300 or more posts, and I can't remember them all. You need to speak up so I can add your prizes / ideas and we can get everything set for the big day!

al

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

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strip club before magoo fest

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Uh. "Before"?

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strip club before magoo fest

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Uh. "Before"?

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Alright dammit. Where & when will this be? We need a more complete schedule of events!

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

Yeah, I would hate for the strip club excursion to interfere with the Crapsfest.

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

This has all been posted in the other magoo threads guys. Search around a bit.

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

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We need a more complete schedule of events!

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Oh yeah. Right. Definitely. The current itinerary is not nearly detailed or time-specific enough, at least not for my taste in social gatherings.

GoT

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

If no one has lost a significant enough amount of money at a strip club in time for me to give out the prize, I suppose...

a) I get to keep the prize myself, or
b) whoever has lost the most by the end of the weekend can look me and and collect their prize


ok heading to work now, will answer more replies tomorrow

al

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

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This has all been posted in the other magoo threads guys. Search around a bit.

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Yea. But he keeps adding things. Strip club before Magoo?

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

Dude, let me clarify a bit on the fantabulous strip club "prize."

Whomever loses the most at a strip club BEFORE magoo fest wins the "prize," which is a stripper type pen from the world's largest souvenir shop here in vegas.

If no one has lost a significant amount of money at a strip club prior to the magoo fest (we're talking like several hundred minimum, with a good story to boot) then I'm a keepin' the pen.

If you're so inclined, you can go to the strip club after the fest, lose your ass chasing cheep ho's, then get with me after the fact and you can have the cheep pen, but if you ain't lost $500, then don't bother contacting me, unless you don't mind getting kicked in the nuts.

al

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

50% chance I'll be there for a few.

latest update on official list
 

Any 2 cards
B Dibs
cnfuzzd
psandman
sossman
goblin mason c
doughhater
allvegaspoker.com
dan the man
jason t
photoc c
jeremy
bigbaitsim (milo)
bottom set
allvegaspoker.com
jake the bake
daniel price
jerri
deathdonkey
goofball
uw madtown
thinkquick
bugstud
meep 42 c
stone age
pokerbratt - John Ridgeway
coosaw - laurie ridgeway
silky slim c
drew on tilt c
mark hendrickson
margaret hendrickson
icepick
dominic c
sticky wicket c
money line
Jeff c
rocketlaunch
William D. Casey - WDC
Kelvin 474 c
jpg777
reprocess c
natedog
drew just drew
sossman
borker
the metetron
victor
bigfishhead
spook
dynasty
john tollison
TstoneMBD
Kudra
sponger
thatpfunk
some other magoo with 'nem
moozh


A "c" next to your name means "craps fest." There may be a few that I missed that are in craps fest, no sweat it's not a problem.

al

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

How does one lose $ at a strip club?

Sure I always leave with less than I came in with, but I wouldn't call it lost. I'd call it wasted.

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

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How does one lose $ at a strip club?

Sure I always leave with less than I came in with, but I wouldn't call it lost. I'd call it wasted.

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What are you, a friggin' lawyer!?!!?!???!?!?!!?!?!!

Semanitics. You want the prize or not? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

al

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

Remind me to tell you the story about the time stripper paid me.

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

I want to give a prize of my last porn video to the biggest "dick" at Magoo.

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DUEEEEEEECE!!!!
 

hey, did anyone else almost lose it during the ESPN WSOP episode last night when that big Boston idiot, Joe Stilwell put his whole tournament on the line with pocket dueces, and then on the flop when he goes all-in, gets called...starts yelling...

DUEEEEEEECE!!!!


at the top of his lungs?

Too funny.

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

Not going... I hate you all.

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - Very Lame
 

Wake up people.

Magoo Fest is lame.

Do you see why?

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - Very Lame
 

let me be the first to say

1) you are jealous
2) al is gonna kick you square in the nuts

Rut Roh! looks like we have a critic!
 

...who tries to use the DS "do you see why" as "proof" that magoo fest is lame! A "brand new" poster who hasn't had anything to say thusfar, but feels that this particular set of words is the perfect "first thing to say" while making his debut on 2+2!

Let me guess, you're one of my "many enemies" on 2+2 (ROFLMFAO)

Well guess what, you DON'T have to come to magoo fest! Despite it's immense popularity, attendance remains VOLUNTARY! Works out great for us both!

al

p.s. your nuts are safe because I don't bother with your type, no balls. Have fun hiding behind your newfound "identity"

Re: Prizes and contests for Magoo Fest / Craps Fest!!!
 

Gee, thanks a lot! See how much work this is for me, now I have to add in a measuring tape to the stuff I have to carry! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

al

Major announcement on Craps Fest!!!!
 

Holy friggin' cow batman, the demand for craps fest is high!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I have room for a total of about 22 people. Everyone who wants to come is welcome, even if you're not going to participate in the tournament (players get first pick tho, but there should be enough room for all). The more the merrier, anyone who wants to goof off a little before magoo fest, the meeting time is 2:45 pm at the main entrance (valet) of MGM grand casino. The driver WILL BE LEAVING by no later than 3:10 pm, so don't be late or you'll be little more than a road kill under a tire track in our wake!

To refresh, here's the structure of craps fest...

Everyone buys in for $25 on the trip to the casino.

Everyone buys $100 in chips to be used for the "tournament" while we play craps.

Whoever has the most chips by the time we have to leave wins 75% of the prize pool, plus the "red fuzzy dice" first place trophy! Autograph by ACJ optional!

Whoever has the 2nd most chips wins 25% of the prize pool, plus the "dice" keychain!

Whoever takes third gets about three-fity (payable by ACJ) plus the "dice/royal flush" key chain with bottle opener!

Everyone please allot $10-$15 (more if you're feeling lucky [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) to tip the dealers at the casino. You CAN piggy-back tips onto your bets*, but keep your "tournament stake" separate from your tips.

Also, I paid for the transportation myself in advance, so I'd like everyone to pitch in a few bucks to cover your share of the ride. The driver needs a good tip as well, so let's take care of business people!


al

*personally, I always piggy-back my tips onto my bets for the 4 and 10, unless I'm betting the don'ts, in which case I make a small don't bet for the boys/girls and lay them some odds as well. If there are 25c chips in play, I often take/lay odds on various numbers for the boys, but I ALWAYS want the boys' bets to be on 0% vig bets [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

p.s. One final thing, next time we may have to do "bingo fest" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] because apparently we have some old ladies in our presence who want to have such a debacle of an outing. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] We'll certainly be not only the youngest (by like 50 years), but the drunkest bingo players in town! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

I just booked my flight bitches!

Viva!
 

Just think of it, bee-otch! You, on the plane, me, shining my boots, ready to start the nut-kicking extravaganza!!! Two worlds, ready to collide in a fiery cataclysm of frenzied feet and f***ed up beats!!!

Yeah, magoo-fest brings anticipation, happiness, joy, and a touch of sore gibs (not to mention assess) to everyone who participates! The people REJOICED!

Viva Las Vegas! Viva Magoo! Viva le Nuts! Viva Santana! Viva!

HAPPY! HAPPY!

JOY! JOY!*

al

* I guess it's obvious I watched too much "Ren and Stimpy" in my day [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Magoo Fest / Craps Fest - almost here! Happy Happy Joy Joy!
 

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I just booked my flight bitches!

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Ah [censored] I hate you.

Where are you staying?

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I just booked my flight bitches!

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Ah [censored] I hate you.

Where are you staying?

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Good question.

Whats your excuse?

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I just booked my flight bitches!

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Ah [censored] I hate you.

Where are you staying?

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Good question.

Whats your excuse?

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Bugstud convinced me last minute.

I'm going too. Crashing at his house tonight, [censored] out of luck for tomorrow/Saturday/Sunday. I'll figure something out.

In fact, I'll make a post about it now.