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NLSoldier 10-31-2005 02:40 AM

Americans are awesome
 
http://www.nata2.info/humor/pictures/americans.gif

diebitter 10-31-2005 02:41 AM

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I love this story [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

RiverFenix 10-31-2005 02:42 AM

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Snopes.com answers all

shant 10-31-2005 02:44 AM

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http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

NLSoldier 10-31-2005 02:44 AM

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Tron 10-31-2005 02:45 AM

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Ridiculous that Snopes calls this an "embarrasing conversation." Who is it embarrasing for? We would have pwned that lighthouse.

NLSoldier 10-31-2005 02:46 AM

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Ridiculous that Snopes calls this an "embarrasing conversation." Who is it embarrasing for? We would have pwned that lighthouse.

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gamblore99 10-31-2005 04:41 AM

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This is awesome. One of the best posts in OOT. I was so sad to find out it is not true. Or you Americans claim its untrue anyways.

diebitter 10-31-2005 04:47 AM

Re: Americans are awesome
 
True or not, stories like this are always entertaining to me. I love urban legends of all types, but the horror/campfire ones are the best, like 'The Hook in the Car Door'.

Vavavoom 10-31-2005 04:51 AM

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I love this story [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Happy Monday Morning....This made me laugh !

10-31-2005 05:00 AM

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nh

jokerthief 10-31-2005 05:52 AM

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It's too bad this isn't true. If it was I think it would be worthy of a :

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/6...ster1ix1ay.gif

mason55 10-31-2005 06:00 AM

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This is less believable than the Blair Witch Project

@bsolute_luck 10-31-2005 10:04 AM

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the always leave off the rest of the conversation:

Canadians: This is the lighthouse. Your Call.

Americans: Fire.

Ensuing sounds of a lighthouse being shelled to the bottom of the ocean.

jakethebake 10-31-2005 10:06 AM

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I love this story [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I loved this story the first time i heard it ten years ago.

diebitter 10-31-2005 10:07 AM

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I love this story [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I loved this story the first time i heard it ten years ago.

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Me too. It never gets boring.

I guess because it's so believable.

jakethebake 10-31-2005 10:11 AM

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Me too. It never gets boring.

I guess because it's so believable.

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Actually it was boring the second time I heard it. And how is it believable? You actually think naval vessels depend on lighthouses so as not to crash into things?

Vavavoom 10-31-2005 10:15 AM

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Me too. It never gets boring.

I guess because it's so believable.

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Actually it was boring the second time I heard it. And how is it believable? You actually think naval vessels depend on lighthouses so as not to crash into things?

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Don't spoil it Jake.....This is funny....

diebitter 10-31-2005 10:18 AM

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It does represent an American world-view very nicely, and a
'rest-of-the-world' view even better.

In that sense, it's allegorical nature is ageless, and remains both amusing and representative of current world culture.

I don't interpret anything in the document about naval vessels depending on lighthouses - I think your projecting your own issues onto my statement/the original text here.

Ding-Ding round two...

jakethebake 10-31-2005 10:23 AM

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It does represent an American world-view very nicely, and a 'rest-of-the-world' view even better.

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No arguement.

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I don't interpret anything in the document about naval vessels depending on lighthouses - I think your projecting your own issues onto my statement here.

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I'm not projecting any issues. There was no rally-round-the-flag in my statements. I just meant that it was funny once, but it's a really, really old joke and not at all funny anymore.

diebitter 10-31-2005 10:24 AM

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Hell, let's not argue. Let's go whoring!

jakethebake 10-31-2005 10:25 AM

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Hell, let's not argue. Let's go whoring!

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This is an excellent idea!

Wes ManTooth 10-31-2005 11:57 AM

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This is awesome. One of the best posts in OOT. I was so sad to find out it is not true. Or you Americans claim its untrue anyways.

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bawahahaha, the OP was not that funny, but your responce was... you were SO sad to find out ... BIMO

MonkeeMan 10-31-2005 12:23 PM

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This had to be a hoax, not once did the Canadians say "eh".

Blarg 10-31-2005 03:06 PM

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Nor did they call anyone hosers. Obviously a fake.

10-31-2005 03:57 PM

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Me too. It never gets boring.

I guess because it's so believable.

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Actually it was boring the second time I heard it. And how is it believable? You actually think naval vessels depend on lighthouses so as not to crash into things?

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This is true, they don't. But, they do run into things occasionally. This results in the current CO never being allowed to have a ship ever again and promptly retire or sit behind a desk for the rest of his/her career. My bro took temporary command of a ship in the Gulf last year due to an inept CO colliding with a big bouy of some sort, See USS Firebolt .

VBM 10-31-2005 04:09 PM

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a funny story, but in this case it isn't actually true.

hoyaboy1 10-31-2005 04:12 PM

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Whenever you see something that seems too ridiculous to be true, check snopes.

diebitter 11-01-2005 04:08 AM

The British Are Awesome
 
Towards the end of WW2, the Germans were trying desperately trying ploys to halt their coming defeat. One such measure was the building of decoy airfields. They built one such field in Holland, out of wood. There were wooden hangers, oil tanks, gun emplacements, trucks, and aircraft. It took weeks and weeks of time and work, and finally the task was complete. That very day, a lone RAF bomber came into view, circled the field once above the strangely silent anti-aircraft guns, and then dropped its payload.

A large, wooden bomb.


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