I faked an orgasm today
 

My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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didn't we just have a thread like this a couple days ago? there were more than a couple males who said they have.

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I just stop when I get tired. I don't understand why a guy would bother faking, especially for a drunk ex-girlfriend. Unless she's on top you can stop whenever you want.

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next time just think of your mother and end it quicker.

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I've done it several times. Sex gets boring after like a month. Or maybe I've never had good sex.

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Apparently

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Yeah. Well, I tried, but your girlfriend never lets me leave without giving her a pearl necklace. So, I couldn't pull it off.

But, hats off to you.

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Anyone else think it is funny that his ex stopped by in the middle of the day and was drunk?

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Anyone else think it is funny that his ex stopped by in the middle of the day and was drunk?

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I reckon she was faking that [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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My ex-girlfriend came over to pick up some [censored] she had here, and she was drunk and wanted me to [censored] her. I didn't really want to, but I did, and when I got tired of it, I faked it. Has anyone else ever done this?

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Anyone else think it is funny that his ex stopped by in the middle of the day and was drunk?

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She was at a brunch meeting with an open bar.

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Last night, I didnt fake it, but it wasnt going anywhere because I was drunk. Semi-stiff, nothing to write home about, boner, but not bad enough that it couldnt be done. So, I just told her to ride the storm out, and let me know when she was done.

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about a week or so I had sex with an old friend/gf.

Next morning her cell phone goes off. I am mildly hungover, she has to leave, and think, whelp better get it outta my system now in case I run into a no-sex dry spell.

I "faked" it as much as a guy can. Roll over, back to sleep, peace out, have a nice day at work.

Weird thing is I really did try and wasn't that hungover - went through the mental image bank, thought about jenna jameson et al. , which I've never had to do before.

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I faked it once when I had too much to drink and got a stomach cramp. I think she took my grunts of pain to be me getting off n eventually I just stopped moving and she thought I finished.

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I faked it once when I had too much to drink and got a stomach cramp. I think she took my grunts of pain to be me getting off n eventually I just stopped moving and she thought I finished.

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hmm... I can't speak for the other girls but I would know if a guy 'faked it'. I say just stop when you get tired. Don't try to fake it.

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I tried to fake an orgasm once and the girl was like "uh, no you didnt I would of felt it" and i said "yes i did i felt it" and she was like ok...then at times she would bring it up and how weird it was i thought i came when i didnt and hint maybe something is wrong with me, she wasnt that bright. If you're tired i think its better to just act like a tease and stop.

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I faked it, but only after coming once already and carrying on, and when I knew she was getting near to her happy ending. I did it to help her come, so it was with the best intentions [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Last night I was jerking off, and I saw that it was going nowhere and I wanted to go to bed, so I just faked it, I'm pretty sure I could tell though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What should I tell myself tomorrow, when I ask about it?

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Last night I was jerking off, and I saw that it was going nowhere and I wanted to go to bed, so I just faked it, I'm pretty sure I could tell though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What should I tell myself tomorrow, when I ask about it?

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Last night, I didnt fake it, but it wasnt going anywhere because I was drunk. Semi-stiff, nothing to write home about, boner, but not bad enough that it couldnt be done. So, I just told her to ride the storm out, and let me know when she was done.

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I can see hanging in there like this guy did, trying to let his girl finish, but to fake like you've just had your happy ending? Seems silly.

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Last night I was jerking off, and I saw that it was going nowhere and I wanted to go to bed, so I just faked it, I'm pretty sure I could tell though. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

What should I tell myself tomorrow, when I ask about it?

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ahhh no dynasty make it stop, it hurts my eyes!?!?!?!

pleeeease

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What did you do to punish him and what are some new mod capabilities?

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he just replied...so it couldn't have been a temporary ban.

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What did you do to punish him and what are some new mod capabilities?

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he changed my 2+2 settings, so now everything is weird,and baby blue

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What did you do to punish him and what are some new mod capabilities?

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There's your answer.

It's just a goof.

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lol nice, hey do me a favor and change Klepton's to "desert (large fonts)" cause he always gives me [censored] for it and I always make fun of his bland whatever one he uses.

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lol nice, hey do me a favor and change Klepton's to "desert (large fonts)" cause he always gives me [censored] for it and I always make fun of his bland whatever one he uses.

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I'm only doing it because I feel it's my responsibility as a mod to understand the new software's functionality.

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There's your answer.

It's just a goof.

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lol nice, hey do me a favor and change Klepton's to "desert (large fonts)" cause he always gives me [censored] for it and I always make fun of his bland whatever one he uses.

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gah, i have no clue how to change it back, time to start looking around [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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There's your answer.

It's just a goof.

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lol nice, hey do me a favor and change Klepton's to "desert (large fonts)" cause he always gives me [censored] for it and I always make fun of his bland whatever one he uses.

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And so it begins. We ask mods to [censored] with other posters for us Mod's can make a killing of this. My rake is 5% for the idea

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Mods could always change otehr users' settings.

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lol nice, hey do me a favor and change Klepton's to "desert (large fonts)" cause he always gives me [censored] for it and I always make fun of his bland whatever one he uses.

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And so it begins. We ask mods to [censored] with other posters for us Mod's can make a killing of this. My rake is 5% for the idea

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A killing? I'd be willing to give Dynasty a buck [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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And so it begins. We ask mods to [censored] with other posters for us Mod's can make a killing of this. My rake is 5% for the idea

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Please delete this before anyone else reads it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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It was much too inconvenient before.

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It was much too inconvenient before.

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hah i thwarted you,no more baby blue!

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Please delete this before anyone else reads it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Sponger allready quoted it cat's out of the bag now

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The only way to fake it without a girl knowing is this. I have done it once when I was drunk. Pull out and start jerking off. If your girlfriend is worth her salt she well get down and start licking your balls. While she is doing this you fake it, get up and pretend to wipe yourself off.

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I was wearing a rubber, so she couldn't tell.

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yes. especially with a condom. which sucks since i barely ever get any anyway.

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I was wearing a rubber, so she couldn't tell.

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Oh, I don't do that.

NT

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I was wearing a rubber, so she couldn't tell.

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i can usually feel when my bf comes even with a condom..

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I was wearing a rubber, so she couldn't tell.

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Oh, I don't do that.

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I don't normally either... but I don't know where the [censored] she's been.