Elvis lines..
 

I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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how about "yay, more bacon" or "drugs are awesome"

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Try song lyrics.

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Lemonade... that cool, refreshing drink.

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"What do I care? I got a growth on my pecker."

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"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

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This needs to be preceded by "Have you got a garage?"

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"Come outside with me and I'll let you see my pink cadillac."

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Don't be cruel, baby.

You're nothin' but a hound dog.

So, are you lonesome tonight?

TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)

Try stuff like that.

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"we gotta win this race"

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Say man....check out that steering wheel....woahh man.... that sucker's HUUUUUUGGGGGEEEE

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the correct answer is to walk in with a revolver and shoot the tv

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Hey, anybody got a peanut butter and banana sandwich?

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That show ain't no good

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"we gotta win this race"

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<fart> "oh excuse me"

dizong

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i'm just a hunk (a hunk) of burning ghonorreah?

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Seriously, the whole Elvis kitsch thing is kind of played out.

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"I wish I realized how cliche I look before I threw away $50 on these sequins."

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Don't be cruel, baby.

You're nothin' but a hound dog.

So, are you lonesome tonight?

TCB, baby. (Taking Care of Business.)

Try stuff like that.

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nh

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Why not just go as your old bandmate Paul McCartney. He's rumored to still be alive just like Elvis.

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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Piss on that. Black-leather Elvis is the cool.

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I woke up yesterday in a red sequined jumpsuit and i said to the ladies-
"I heard you've been with a prince before, wanna try being witha king?"
" Come home with me and I'll make you Queen of Graceland"
"Wanna come to Graceland? I've got a van with the back seats taken out..."

overal was 0/8 so maybe not see good? pics will soon follow

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Ringo

Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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I'll post pictures!

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That show ain't no good

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LOL nice

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I'm going to a halloween party as Elvis - it's a cool outfit, and I'm looking for good chat-up lines and funny one-liners to say, so that I'm not walking about saying "Thank you very much" all the time. Any suggestions?

Ringo

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Ringo

Inquiring minds need to know...early,army,leather,hollywood,vegas,hawaiian ,fat?

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If it's not white sequined Vegas, then OP is hopeless.

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I'll post pictures!

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I expect a few pelvic shots