Need to Steal Costume idea
 

You knew someone would do it.

Looking for a costume for a party and bar afterward. Easy, current, and non-PC ideas are the best. Just want to score a cool idea, but he bar does offer a $500 prize.

Perfect example of what I'm looking for: Last years winner was Gov. McGreey(I'm in NJ) Suit, Governor sash, and male blow up doll attatched to his crotch.

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I'm currently attempting to convince one of my blonde female friends to be the Morton Salt girl.

Edit: I reread your post, and I see you're looking for a non-PC idea...I guess mine doesn't really fit then.

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Make a giant magnet out of carboard (paint ends red etc.) Put it around your neck and glue on a bunch of those little yellow 'peeps' (chicken-shaped marshmallow candies)... then glue on some yellow feathers and bingo... You're a 'Chick Magnet'! a sure winner [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Ron Burgundy for the win

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Ron Burgundy for the win

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you need the "massive errection" to go with it though, or there just is no costume

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Of course. I've grown my own 'stache out, have a wig, found a blue suit from a thrift store, and bought a strap-on(im too small to notice), and already have my own microphone. Total cost about $40 bucks.

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and bought a strap-on(im too small to notice)

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Awfully secure of you...

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http://www.progressiveboink.com/jon/...alloween/5.JPG

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its been done...

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i want to be bob ross http://www.weberart.com/img_prod/bob/br0_sm.jpg

go to an art store get the paint stuff, buy a big fro, and your set

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New Orleans Swim Team

EOT

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http://geekhost.info/~gabriela/textb...skit_cx_20.jpg

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I would try to get one of those masks of the Burger King "King"

LOL pretty funny and original idea if you ask me

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Best thing about New Jersey: McGreevy's poll numbers shot up after people found out he was doing that guy. Nice.

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I would try to get one of those masks of the Burger King "King"

LOL pretty funny and original idea if you ask me

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http://geekhost.info/~gabriela/textb...skit_cx_20.jpg

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omg, that's perfect!

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can we bump this thread? i need a good idea.

New Orleans Swim Team was by far the best.

Remember, this is college, so it's got to be as offensive as possible.

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can we bump this thread? i need a good idea.

New Orleans Swim Team was by far the best.

Remember, this is college, so it's got to be as offensive as possible.

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How topical do you want this? Zombie Rosa Parks? Butch Sheryl Swoopes?

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Then go as the New Orleans Looter:

http://www.jewishhigh.com/heineken_new_orleans.jpg

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How topical do you want this? Zombie Rosa Parks? Butch Sheryl Swoopes?

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Sheryl Swoopes jokes could include the following:

-A basketball cut to resemble a mommy part
-A female blowup doll (preferably in an Old Dominion jersey) flipped on your front in a 69
-3 MVP medals, obv for 'working the box' (spice euphemism to taste)

New Orleans jokes are prob the best bet, though . . . something like Survivor: SuperDome (rape/[censored]/steal instead of outwit/outplay/whatever?), although racism remarks would be way better.