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TheRover 10-22-2005 12:53 PM

If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
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"Manufacturing"

pokerdirty 10-22-2005 12:56 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"the"




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10-22-2005 01:02 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"Joemorgan"

benfranklin 10-22-2005 01:07 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
I'd like to ban all college and professional players from saying "ya'know".

95% of them couldn't complete a sentence that way.

battschr 10-22-2005 01:36 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
Clutch.

New001 10-22-2005 01:47 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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Clutch.

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pokerdirty 10-22-2005 01:55 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
i know some i wish one announcer in particular would say more...

"slamma lamma....DING DONG!"

this would make Joe Buck bearable if he did this like he did on the Bud commercial [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

youtalkfunny 10-22-2005 03:46 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"Courageous"

10-22-2005 05:56 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"dominating"

they usually mean "dominant"

10-22-2005 06:00 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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"dominating"

they usually mean "dominant"

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"that's right Bill, they're the dominating team in the NL this year."

why do they let them on the air when they're still reading see spot run?

KingCon 10-22-2005 07:02 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
Sasquatch

10-22-2005 07:35 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"He Gawn", I'm a big white sox fan and the stupid announcer says that EVERY time that the opposing team strikes out.

JayLear 10-23-2005 12:51 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
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"He Gawn", I'm a big white sox fan and the stupid announcer says that EVERY time that the opposing team strikes out.

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That's two words.

andyfox 10-23-2005 01:57 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"Quit," as in "There's no quit in the _______s."

pryor15 10-23-2005 02:56 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"Moneyball"

it's rather obvious most of them haven't read the damn thing.

2+2 wannabe 10-23-2005 06:34 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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Clutch.

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private joker 10-23-2005 08:05 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"Velocity."

Ugh. This bothers me. Most of the time they just mean "speed." Velocity is a physics term that applies to speed plus direction. Announcers just say velocity instead of speed when referring to pitchers ("He has good velocity on his fastball!") because it makes them sound smarter. They're not.

Even if it's become "common usage" that velocity can now mean simple rapidity or speed of motion as opposed to the actual physics definition, it still sounds pretentious and lame.

sthief09 10-23-2005 09:15 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
TheYankeesWinTheeeeeYankeeesWiinnnnnn

sthief09 10-23-2005 09:16 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
they need to use the term velocity for pitchers such as Mark Wohlers and Rick Ankiel since we really don't know what direction the ball is going in

Pudge714 10-23-2005 10:12 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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they need to use the term velocity for pitchers such as Mark Wohlers and Rick Ankiel since we really don't know what direction the ball is going in

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ZING!

Paluka 10-23-2005 04:47 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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Clutch.

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Russ McGinley 10-23-2005 06:07 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
FOX.

zoobird 10-27-2005 12:45 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"Jeter"

Perseus 10-27-2005 01:19 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"Overpowering"

10-27-2005 01:27 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"feelgood"......feelgood story of the year, etc

jesusarenque 10-27-2005 02:06 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"Good afternoon, I'm Joe Morgan along with..."

coffeecrazy1 10-27-2005 02:15 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"Curse"

Seriously...everybody has a slump...and no one ever mentioned the Houston curse until it was 3-1 in the Cardinals series...then, it was like, "Holy crap, these guys have never been to the World Series! We need to mention this as much as possible to make up for the fact that the Red Sox and Yankees get far too much attention."

Also...I love the Killer B's, but that bee sound they play when one of them approaches the plate to hit is the sound you hear as you descend into Hell.

Hornacek 10-27-2005 02:35 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"yankees"

smb394 10-27-2005 04:26 PM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
110% (not really 1 word, but close enough)

Baseballer02 10-28-2005 01:33 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
Ramma-Lamma...DING DONG!

Edit: I got it wrong and it was already posted. [censored] me

TripleH68 10-28-2005 01:58 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would it be
 
"walk-off homerun"

jason_t 10-28-2005 02:02 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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"Velocity."

Ugh. This bothers me. Most of the time they just mean "speed." Velocity is a physics term that applies to speed plus direction. Announcers just say velocity instead of speed when referring to pitchers ("He has good velocity on his fastball!") because it makes them sound smarter. They're not.

Even if it's become "common usage" that velocity can now mean simple rapidity or speed of motion as opposed to the actual physics definition, it still sounds pretentious and lame.

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How much baseball do you know? A good fastball has a lot of movement on it and that's what they mean when they say "he has good velocity on his fastball."

jason_t 10-28-2005 02:03 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
"Small ball."

TheRover 10-28-2005 02:11 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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"Small ball."

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Or they could apply it accurately, at least.

jason_t 10-28-2005 02:14 AM

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"Small ball."

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Or they could apply it accurately, at least.

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Yeah that's my problem with them and this term.

Jack of Arcades 10-28-2005 02:15 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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"Small ball."

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White Sox definition of Small Ball: hit the ball so far it looks really, really small.

TheRover 10-28-2005 02:19 AM

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"Small ball."

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White Sox definition of Small Ball: hit the ball so far it looks really, really small.

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Exactly what I was referring to.

jason_t 10-28-2005 02:50 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
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"Small ball."

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White Sox definition of Small Ball: hit the ball so far it looks really, really small.

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Yeah, lol. It was so frustrating to hear during the ALCS that the White Sox were playing "small ball" against the Angels.

tolbiny 10-28-2005 03:27 AM

Re: If you could ban MLB announcers from saying one word, what would i
 
words like great or perfect that the toss around every six seconds or so.


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