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JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 12:30 AM

Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation:

Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race)
BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother."
Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?"
BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]"
Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?"

-JOTR

STLantny 10-16-2005 12:31 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
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I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation:

Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race)
BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother."
Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?"
BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]"
Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?"

-JOTR

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my bad? cmon.....

siccjay 10-16-2005 12:32 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
Your next comeback would have to be "Gaylord"

peachy 10-16-2005 12:32 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 12:35 AM

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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

B Dids 10-16-2005 12:38 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
This guy was clearly not familiar with Hulk Hogan's body of work.

WTF

gildwulf 10-16-2005 12:38 AM

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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

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Did you go jihad on his ass?

Sponger15SB 10-16-2005 12:40 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

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Obviously, you and him must bury the hatchet and smoke a peace pipe.

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 12:41 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
excellent

daryn 10-16-2005 12:41 AM

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i luv the word chief....the aussies i know say it all the time and its sooooooo hot

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I was once told by an Indian Casino dealer to "watch it" using this word.

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Obviously, you and him must bury the hatchet and smoke a peace pipe.

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i believe the correct terminology is "smoke'em peace pipe"

10-16-2005 12:41 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
That's it? Nothing after your last line? Damn, I was hoping for a full-blown "incident."

I've had similar "brushes." A lot of "whitey, crakcah, oh-preshun," etc., remarks hurled in my direction, followed by my usual, condescending-take-your-best-shot-or-STFU retorts. (I tend to get feisty when attacked.)

All of which could have been avoided had the "brushee" not been so friggin' uptight and convinced that any person not of his ethnic origin harbored anything but predjudice toward him.

Sponger15SB 10-16-2005 12:41 AM

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I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it

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I'll just assume that you're David Duke's son then.

Sponger15SB 10-16-2005 12:42 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
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i believe the correct terminology is "smoke'em peace pipe"

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Yeah, I was gonna type that but then it just looked really awkward in writing.

A_C_Slater 10-16-2005 12:46 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
You should have responded "chill my nigga, we're cool, it's cool."

And elongate the pronunciation of "my."

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 12:54 AM

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I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it

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I'll just assume that you're David Duke's son then.

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we go back

asofel 10-16-2005 12:55 AM

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You should have responded "chill my nigga, we're cool, it's cool."

And elongate the pronunciation of "my."

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for once peachy's 'mah' is correct

STLantny 10-16-2005 01:00 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
i hvaent met any black dudes that you stereotype, except one. It was really odd, i was at a bar and there was this kid there that I thought I went to high school with, so I went up to him and asked if he was so and so from my high school, and the kid just started ranting, saying that all niggers must look alike to me, and Im racist etc, etc, I was wtfing out all over hte place, and said hey [censored] you, then went back to my group of friends (ironically 2 of the 4-5 were black) and told them what happened...very weird.

vulturesrow 10-16-2005 01:01 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
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I went to 7/11 today. I had a good little Larry David moment. At the door as I was leaving, there was a black guy, 25ish, who I stereotyped as 'empowerred' (I won't go any further with the stereotype or how I arrived at it). We brushed shoulders. This was the conversation:

Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad" (brother or 'bro' is standard speech for me, regardless of race)
BG: "Don't patronize me. I ain't your brother."
Me: "Are you serious? You gotta be kidding, right?"
BG: "[insert some random pride-based speech]"
Me: "Sorry, next time I see you, would you prefer Chief, Amigo, or [censored]?"

-JOTR

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Why are you tired of being white now?

theben 10-16-2005 01:02 AM

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Me: "Excuse me brother, my bad"

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is it really that hard to say <font color="blue"> SIR </font>?

Of all people, I am certainly not liberal hippy, but I am all for common courtesy to strangers

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 01:03 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
Watch BET comedy. That should sum it up. Nutshell: I'm not politically correct, and its getting harder to hide on a daily basis [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

vulturesrow 10-16-2005 01:04 AM

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Watch BET comedy. That should sum it up. Nutshell: I'm not politically correct, and its getting harder to hide on a daily basis [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Thought there might be something about this particular incident. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

mason55 10-16-2005 01:04 AM

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I was at a bar last weekend with 3 large friends. I was the only white guy in the bar. Some dude handed me these books about the "white terrorist" and I was like "no, it's ok, i've read them before" (I actually had). For some reason he thought I was being patronizing and he started [censored] with me, calling me cracker and all this [censored]. I took two steps back and my 3 large friends took one step forward. The guy practically ran out the bar.

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 01:04 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
Are you seriously suggesting that I was being rude by using that phraseology, sir?

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 01:06 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
So you, a regular sized whitey, stepped into the shadows and your 3 large black friends stepped up for you? Thats fvcking awesome [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Blarg 10-16-2005 01:07 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
Bro and brother have a different context when it's a white guy talking to a black guy, and "my brother" used the way you use it is totally unrelated than casually tagging someone with "bro" or the like.

It does sound like you had a very corny delivery of a very corny line. I don't blame the black guy from feeling like you were trying to be an ingratiating cracker and feeling distaste about it, and that you were being ridiculous and patronizing. Your remark was some funny damn stuff. About telling you to stick it up your butt or whatever well deserved comeback he gave was a great idea, I don't know. I'm a white guy and I don't have to suffer silently through that fake friendly horsesh*t from phoney insecure white guys on probably a daily basis for decades, so I don't know how short a fuse someone else might have. You're definitely asking for trouble by being such a goofball, and you got it. It doesn't make him a nice guy for giving it to you, but it didn't exactly make you a nice guy when you did your wigger act either.

I'd call it a wash, at best.

And next time, don't be so uptight(read: fake cool, my bruthah). Black dudes are just people, and you don't need a hyped up cover story or different personality to talk to them. It's way more respectful and friendly not to point out the racial difference by doing some weird suck "my brotha" sh*t. Because if they don't matter, and they don't, then why the hell make a point of it? Especially so ridiculously.

I'm sure this will be seen as flameworthy to some, but it's an honest reading. I'd never be calling black dudes "my brother" unless I was in a Steve Martin Czechoslovakian playboys sketch on an old Saturday Night Live. Garrett Morris had an admirably thick skin for that kind of crap, especially when it was unintentional and came from people who were socially retarded.








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mason55 10-16-2005 01:08 AM

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So you, a regular sized whitey, stepped into the shadows and your 3 large black friends stepped up for you? Thats fvcking awesome [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yup, that about sums it up. I felt like kind of a pussy for not wanting to fight for myself but I had a bad feeling that, with me being the only honkey in the bar, it would turn into a racial thing with the whole bar if I tried to fight him.

theben 10-16-2005 01:09 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
that was absolutely rude. would you address another white guy as a "brotha"? I think not. you used a term that is generally regarded as one of "thier words". it has been my experience from observing blacks that they speak differently from white people and seem to take offense to white people addressing them in the manner they use to communiate amongst themselves. they feel it is disrespectful. just like the word 'nigga'; it is thier word

Blarg 10-16-2005 01:09 AM

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You should have responded "chill my nigga, we're cool, it's cool."

And elongate the pronunciation of "my."

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Obviously, if he had popped his collar, it would have signalled that he was cool and the brotha would have given him a pass on it.

STLantny 10-16-2005 01:11 AM

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Bro and brother have a different context when it's a white guy talking to a black guy, and "my brother" used the way you use it is totally unrelated than casually tagging someone with "bro" or the like.

It does sound like you had a very corny delivery of a very corny line. I don't blame the black guy from feeling like you were trying to be an ingratiating cracker and feeling distaste about it, and that you were being ridiculous and patronizing. Your remark was some funny damn stuff. About telling you to stick it up your butt or whatever well deserved comeback he gave was a great idea, I don't know. I'm a white guy and I don't have to suffer silently through that fake friendly horsesh*t from phoney insecure white guys on probably a daily basis for decades, so I don't know how short a fuse someone else might have. You're definitely asking for trouble by being such a goofball, and you got it. It doesn't make him a nice guy for giving it to you, but it didn't exactly make you a nice guy when you did your wigger act either.

I'd call it a wash, at best.

And next time, don't be so uptight(read: fake cool, my bruthah). Black dudes are just people, and you don't need a hyped up cover story or different personality to talk to them. It's way more respectful and friendly not to point out the racial difference by doing some weird suck "my brotha" sh*t. Because if they don't matter, and they don't, then why the hell make a point of it? Especially so ridiculously.

I'm sure this will be seen as flameworthy to some, but it's an honest reading. I'd never be calling black dudes "my brother" unless I was in a Steve Martin Czechoslovakian playboys sketch on an old Saturday Night Live. Garrett Morris had an admirably thick skin for that kind of crap, especially when it was unintentional and came from people who were socially retarded.








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lighten up nancy. I dont see the point of all this bullshit, i call people brother all the time, white black asian whatever, and no one has ever said anything. anyone who thinks they can pin me as a racist because i use the word brother is wound up too tight, and deserves the ulcer they probably have.

swede123 10-16-2005 01:11 AM

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So you, a regular sized whitey, stepped into the shadows and your 3 large black friends stepped up for you? Thats fvcking awesome [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Yup, that about sums it up. I felt like kind of a pussy for not wanting to fight for myself but I had a bad feeling that, with me being the only honkey in the bar, it would turn into a racial thing with the whole bar if I tried to fight him.

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...and there's no way you could even handle one black guy, much less a whole bar full being that they are so athletic and strong.

Swede

mason55 10-16-2005 01:12 AM

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...and there's no way you could even handle one black guy, much less a whole bar full being that they are so athletic and strong.

Swede

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Seriously. I mean... I was fighting genetics here.

vulturesrow 10-16-2005 01:12 AM

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that was absolutely rude. would you address another white guy as a "brotha"? I think not. you used a term that is generally regarded as one of "thier words". it has been my experience from observing blacks that they speak differently from white people and seem to take offense to white people addressing them in the manner they use to communiate amongst themselves. they feel it is disrespectful. just like the word 'nigga'; it is thier word

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There are some really uptight people in OOT. For the record, I call people brother, white or black, all the time. Who the [censored] wants to walk around all the time worrying about this [censored].

Paluka 10-16-2005 01:13 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
Calling people brother is stupid.

vulturesrow 10-16-2005 01:14 AM

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Calling people brother is stupid.

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So the [censored] what? It doesnt make you a racist or rude.

STLantny 10-16-2005 01:14 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
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that was absolutely rude. would you address another white guy as a "brotha"? I think not. you used a term that is generally regarded as one of "thier words". it has been my experience from observing blacks that they speak differently from white people and seem to take offense to white people addressing them in the manner they use to communiate amongst themselves. they feel it is disrespectful. just like the word 'nigga'; it is thier word

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i address a lot of people (any race) my saying brother, or brotha, i think the people who get upset because "im speaking like they do" are the racists. the fact that you are a moron, and say its "their words" tells me you fall into this category. I dont think its fair, that people assume that I should act differently aroudn different types of people, [censored] that, ITS MAH HAWT BODY ILL DO WHAT I WANT

swede123 10-16-2005 01:15 AM

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Calling people brother is stupid.

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It is actually quite appropriate when addressing some bull dyke at the women's basketball game.

Swede

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 01:18 AM

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would you address another white guy as a "brotha"? I think not.

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Yes, I would. And I believe I said it in the OP. Also, you sound like a complete idiot in this entire paragraph. "Their words"? Cmon dude... "observing blacks"? wow....

TheCroShow 10-16-2005 01:19 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
you're a racist, it's ok, the world will always have racists. it's coo brutha

JihadOnTheRiver 10-16-2005 01:21 AM

Re: Getting tired of being white (7/11 trip report)
 
Jesus H. Christ. I didn't say "my brutha". I said something that included the word "bro". Man...

-JihadOnTheACLU

vulturesrow 10-16-2005 01:23 AM

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Jesus H. Christ. I didn't say "my brutha". I said something that included the word "bro". Man...

-JihadOnTheACLU

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I am offended by your use of the word "man".


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