What would you write on a big ass bomb?
 

Tomorrow I will be dropping bombs on a practice range out in the El Centro desert. I will drop 4 standard 500# Mk-82's and 2 cluster bombs (the ones that open up above the target and spread out 250+ smaller bombs). I can write pretty much anything on them for fun. Nothing that would look bad on the cover of Newsweek, but it doesn't have to be particularly clean. Any suggestions? It can be personal or global. If I get some good suggestions before I go off to work at 7am (west coast time), I will use them. If they're particularly good (funny/ex-gf/enemy type stuff), I'll send you a picture. Don't know if you guys will like this or not, but whatever...have fun...

-Jihad

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On the cluster bomb (if only you got to detail the cluster munitions themselves):

KWAZAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have fun with your 72 virgins Osama.

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ATTENTION:If you can read this you're dead.

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Have fun with your 72 virgins Osama.

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SIIOP?

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CHOLESTEROL FREE!

and

DO NOT CONSUME INTERNALLY

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a small decal of an egg

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SIIOP?

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May be a winner...

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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Just paint it pink...That would be cute...

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Tomorrow I will be dropping bombs

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Most awesome job, ever.

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Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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Very good. I think I would put, "if you can read this, say goodbye to your balls."

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Maybe... God i couldn't take that drunk pilot anymore...had to jump...

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Or maybe.. Your mom goes to college...

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Tomorrow I will be dropping bombs

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Most awesome job, ever.

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i dropped 2 bombs today.

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Me too. Almost took a picture before i flushed em.

P.S. I have no life right now

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Sup bro?

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GWAR GWAR GWAR!

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"boom! i blow the panties out the room."

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will smith lyrics. just because.

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Enjoy!

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I think the correct play is printing out a picture of Maj. Kong and taping it to the bomb. If this is not feasable a "Maj. Kong was here" would suffice.

gus

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'Hi There!' and 'Dear John'

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G's up, ho's down

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Heads up!

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so are you flying an F-18 or something?!? i grew up in brawley and drove by that bombing range every time i went to san diego. bombs are fun.

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"Me love you long time"

"Deez nuts"

"Rivered again"

"Bombty bomb"

"Gigli"

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So far I like these:

-SIIOP
-You're mom goes to college
-Sup Bro

Any more good ones? I'll take a revenge type entry. IE, a gf that fvcked your best friend and you want to send her a polite go f yourself picture. I'm still working on getting permission to take the pictures.

Also, to the guy that said "coolest job ever", about 12 hours ago I woulda agreed. Then I read the KKF thread in MHNL...

-JIHAD

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Going to Pigs in Space after or just flying back to SD? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Going to Pigs in Space after or just flying back to SD? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Pigs In Space first, then onto the range, then back to SD. Starwars Canyon is always fun. And I'm pretty sure we'll have about 5K lbs. left. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Never underestimate the Hoov baby, lol.

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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

Smile, you're on camera!

Stay in school!

From the heavens, see you in hell!

Awesome thread btw.

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Either "Suck it." or "Como esta usted?"

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"Good news, its a suppository"

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"Como esta usted?"

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I like this.

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How about "Big Ass Bomb"?

edit: you should've auctioned off the right to put something on the bomb.

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To: 42 Oak St.
[censored] you, Lauren.

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Either "Suck it." or "Como esta usted?"


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I believe you meant "Como esta usted, Beetches". No?

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To: 42 Oak St.
[censored] you, Lauren.

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Need a story and hopefully pictures for validity.

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somebody set up us the bomb.

Now I\'m charging
 

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edit: you should've auctioned off the right to put something on the bomb.

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OK. If KKF has something he wants, $130K. A mod, I get a color. Everybody else, next time your balls deep, scream JIHAAAAAD.