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CrazyEyez 10-13-2005 03:04 PM

Humorous ebay listing
 
leather pants

swede123 10-13-2005 03:06 PM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
That's pretty great. Thanks.

Swede

highlife 10-13-2005 03:07 PM

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whats your max bid?

stanky 10-13-2005 08:15 PM

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Sweet. They're my size. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

10-13-2005 08:22 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
leather pants

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"I have not worn these leather pants for the following reasons:

I am not a member of Queen.
I do not like motorcycles.
I am not Rod Stewart.
I am not French.
I do not cruise for transvestites in an expensive sports car."

Awesome.

M2d 10-13-2005 08:54 PM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
very funny, but how did you find this listing?

lucas9000 10-13-2005 09:01 PM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
comedy plutonium.

CrazyEyez 10-13-2005 10:08 PM

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very funny, but how did you find this listing?

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A friend emailed it to me. (No really, I swear.)
It looked like it had been making the email rounds.

10-13-2005 10:44 PM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
here's a good one my brother showed me
Ebay Quarter

siccjay 10-13-2005 10:50 PM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
[ QUOTE ]
here's a good one my brother showed me
Ebay Quarter

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That one sucks.

10-13-2005 10:56 PM

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whatever, I was gonna buy it and send him a money order

2+2 wannabe 10-13-2005 11:09 PM

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whatever, I was gonna buy it and send him a money order

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good way to increase your ebay feedback

beckham9 10-14-2005 12:37 AM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
the counter on that page had like 500,000 hits. damn man i gotta start selling leather pants

fnord_too 10-14-2005 12:57 AM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
That puts most oot posts to shame. Most excellent.

ChipWrecked 10-14-2005 01:48 AM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
Seller's handle is 'bsack'.

The Armchair 10-14-2005 09:44 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
here's a good one my brother showed me
Ebay Quarter

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The lesson to be learned:

Postive feedback has a six-cent value to at least one person.

jakethebake 10-14-2005 09:45 AM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
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the counter on that page had like 500,000 hits. damn man i gotta start selling leather pants

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Yea. I've gotten e-mails linking this from three people since yesterday.

M2d 10-14-2005 11:45 AM

Re: Humorous ebay listing
 
from the same seller
this one has potential

rohjoh 10-14-2005 12:17 PM

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I can explain these pants and why they are in my possession. I bought them many, many years ago under the spell of a woman whom I believed to have taste. She suggested I try them on. I did. She said they looked good. I wanted to have a relationship of sorts with her. I’m stupid and prone to impulsive decisions. I bought the pants.

The relationship, probably for better, never materialized. The girl, whose name I can’t even recall, is a distant memory. I think she was short.

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Guy probably cuddled without sex too.

spamuell 10-14-2005 01:21 PM

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The lesson to be learned:

Postive feedback has a six-cent value to at least one person.


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Is it against ebay's rules to start selling positive feedback?

If not and no one has thought of this before (the chances of this are ridiculously tiny) then I hereby reserve the right to this idea as my intellectual property. That probably makes no sense, but don't steal my idea, fuckers.

The Armchair 10-14-2005 01:31 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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The lesson to be learned:

Postive feedback has a six-cent value to at least one person.


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As the former leading expert on strange ebay auctions, rest assured that you were the first to come up with this idea




if you first came up with it about ten years ago.


(yes, it is against eBay rules)

Is it against ebay's rules to start selling positive feedback?

If not and no one has thought of this before (the chances of this are ridiculously tiny) then I hereby reserve the right to this idea as my intellectual property. That probably makes no sense, but don't steal my idea, fuckers.

[/ QUOTE ]


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