My Interpretation of the Plot in \"Signs\"
 

This is about this family who lives out in a farm, probably believe in Jehova or something. Anyways their corn starts getting flat so they figure it is some other farmers who pose competition, trying to stomp out their corn.

Well one night they catch one of them and he jumps over their house so they think it might be their dog, but the farmers killed their dog.... Hmm...

Mel Gibson's wife died in a car accident, probably set up by the enemy farmers. They might be dunkards or something. Eventually they see an alien movie on tv and figure it is aliens but the catch is it ISNT dunkard farmers, it is the children of the corn.

Mel and his family cannot acknowledge this, cannot except it, so they do not see the children, instead they see aliens, which are more real to them and easier to accept. That is why it was easy to kill with the bat. Im not sure about the news show, except I think children of the corn all over the planet were rising up.

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Lightning strikes one-and-an-eighth times.

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weak

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why are you wasting our time talking? The answer to any question abou this movie is that it sucked hard core. Shutup and leave this forum.

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why are you wasting our time talking? The answer to any question abou this movie is that it sucked hard core. Shutup and leave this forum.

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Maybe it sucked because you arent smart enough to understand the plot? Do you see why?

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maybe it sucked because theweakness of the aliens was water, of which the planet they were trying to takeover had ridiculous amounts of. (not to mention it rains here)

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I never understood why, if the aliens had such an averse reaction to water, they weren't killed by moisture in the air.

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I never understood why, if the aliens had such an averse reaction to water, they weren't killed by moisture in the air.

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CAUSE THEY WERE RIVAL FARMERES DRESSED UP AS ALIENS, ALREADY TOLD YOU!!

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oh, well thats just stupid.

The movie clearly shows that there are aliens and that they are invading the earth world wide, not just on a certain douchebags farm (although i wish it was your farm because you are so stupid)

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oh, well thats just stupid.

The movie clearly shows that there are aliens and that they are invading the earth world wide, not just on a certain douchebags farm (although i wish it was your farm because you are so stupid)

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First off, it would probably be sweet to own a farm. So thanks for wishing I had a farm! 2ndly those WERENT ALIENS to begin with.

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This is the best plot summary of Signs I've ever seen.

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I'm a little surprised that you had so much trouble w/ The Village, yet nailed this one completely.

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he didnt get it

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you're the worst poster ever.

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I never understood why, if the aliens had such an averse reaction to water, they weren't killed by moisture in the air.

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Not to mention, they have powerful enough legs to jump onto rooftops and over swing sets, but can't kick down a [censored] rotted wooden basement door.

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Skeme, could you please reply in the dentist thread? Thanks.

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Skeme, could you please reply in the dentist thread? Thanks.

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Why , so he can rip off Maddox some more?

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It was funny the first time with The Village, this is very weak.

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It was funny the first time with The Village, this is very weak.

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You missed major parts of the plot. You do not understand the movie.

Watch it again, and be sure to properly appreciate my superb acting talent.

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Can one of the mods please change Skip's title to "OOT's Resident Movie Expert", or "Roger Ebert's Retarded Cousin" or something?

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Doesn't this post break one of [censored] cardinal rules about a lame copycat of a previous post?

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Why , so he can rip off Maddox some more?


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How in the hell did I rip off Maddox? You think Maddox invented noticing the sheer stupidity of the basement door scene in Signs? My opinion of that ridiculously stupid scene predates Maddox writing his article.

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I saw the Johny Cash movie and have some questions about how he was touring with his sister but she wouldnt accept him?

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You struck out a lot when you were a baseball player in the minors the guy at the recruitment office said. But then you hit the alien really hard with a bat. Good job. I like the part when you have a hair lip.