Movie Quotes that describe OOT
 

I've spent a lot of time in some of the other forums on here but am a recent arival to the beauty that is OOT. I must say the regulars here are like a car accident. I can't look away. So I just wanted you guys to be objective judges of yourselves. Truthfully describe the OOT or OOTers in a quote from a movie.

I'll start: the OOT "you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany"
from Star Wars Obi-wan Kenobi describing Mos Eisley space port

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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

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"What this <Forum> needs is an enima"

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"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

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"I eat pieces of (censored) like you for breakfast" ............. "You eat pieces of (censored) for breakfast?"

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Freaks:

"Gobble-Gobble, Gobble-Gobble, one of us, one of us!"

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Let me tell you why I suck as a poster. Say I walk into OOT and they're even remotely interested in reading something. Well then I get all excited and I'm like Jo-Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet, is my possible awesome thread. Oh my pretty little pet. I love you. So I stroke it....and I pet it....and I massage it. And I love my little naughty pet. You're naughty. And then I take my naughty pet and I go....AHHHH! I killed it. I killed my thread!.

And that's when people like you and me need to forge ahead

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WackityWhiz - I still remember your haiku about yourself and laugh. You are alright, you make mistakes, we all do, we're all evolving too. Be strong. That goes for you too, n00b.

So no more bitching after this huh? And to get the thread back on track...

From Quills: "Welcome to our humble madhouse. I trust you'll find yourself at home."

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OOT: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

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I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

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God bless the internet. American Pie

I've had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me was weed and [censored]. Clerks

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Amy Madigan from "Streets of Fire":

"Everywhere I go, there's always an a$$hole."

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"I'd kill myself, but I'd probably go to hell, and that would be redundant."

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"You see, this [forum] is filled to the brim with unrealistic mother[censored]s"

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"IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!"....

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"You see, this [forum] is filled to the brim with unrealistic mother[censored]s"

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Did you censor yourself?

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"IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!"....

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"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..."

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"You see, this [forum] is filled to the brim with unrealistic mother[censored]s"

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Did you censor yourself?

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Yes I did [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I did not know if it was a glitch or something. Flame away...

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

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The FYP can be a powerful ally against the weak minded.

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FYP

-SmileyEH

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7 Faces of Dr Lao:

This is the circus of (T, OO).
We show you things that you don't know.
Oh we spare no pains and we spare no dough,
oh we want to give you one hell of a show.
And youth may come and age may go,
but no more circuses like this show.

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"It's a Madhouse, A MADHOUSE"

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"Mr. Madison [or insert said OOT poster here], what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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A couple:

Shall we play a game?

Alright, Lightman. Maybe you can tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex.

Um, your wife?

~D

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"What this <Forum> needs is an enima"

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What it actually needs is a spell-checker like LiveJournal has on their web interface.

~D

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Goddamn, won't somebody tell me why I read these post?

'Cause you're an idiot.

Oh yeah, that's it.

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"Mr. Madison [or insert said OOT poster here], what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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Dude, this thread was made for me to post this quote.

I hate you now.

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"Mr. Madison [or insert said OOT poster here], what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

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Dude, this thread was made for me to post this quote.

I hate you now.

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all apologies...i figured it was perfect, but I acknowledge that you hit the nail on the head long before I did.

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"Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex."

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From Hedley (Hedley! Hedley!) Lamarr in "Blazing Saddles":

"I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shît-kickers and Methodists."

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During work: "On second thought, let's not go to (OOT)...it is a silly place."

Wish I followed King Arthur's advice... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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John Bender: Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: Well, in OOT we... we talk about crap, properties of crap.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?

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OOT from Diebitter's head:

Diebitter: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapour of invention.

Noob: ditto

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And how I perceive OOT is taken by noobs:

25th Hour, Monty Brogan: [censored] me? [censored] you! [censored] you and this whole city and everyone in it. [censored] the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. [censored] the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a [censored] job! [censored] the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores, stinking up my day. Terrorists in [censored] training. SLOW THE [censored] DOWN! [censored] the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. [censored] the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? [censored] the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you [censored] came from! [censored] the black-hatted Hasidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! [censored] the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for [censored] LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that [censored]? Give me a [censored] break! Tyco! Worldcom! [censored] the Puerto Ricans. 20 to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst [censored]' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. [censored] the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their, Jason Giambi, Louisville slugger, baseball bats, trying to audition for the Sopranos. [censored] the Upper East Side wives with their Hermes scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! [censored] the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take fives steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the [censored] on! [censored] the corrupt cops with their anus violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! [censored] the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. [censored] the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, [censored] JC! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in [censored]' Otisville, J! [censored] Osama Bin Laden, Al Qaeda, and backward-ass, cave-dwelling, fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fueled fire in hell. You towel headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass!

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"It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!..."

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"So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different. But, there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid-enough to enlist in OOT."

"There's something wrong with us! Something very, very wrong with us! Something seriously wrong with us!"

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"fukin' eh man..i got a rash"

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"We're on a mission from God"

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"OOT treats objects like women man."

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