Nominations for Battle To The Death: Celebrity Edition
 

The concept: Assuming both men are in their absolute primes, and are fighting to the death using conventional gladiator weapons...who wins?

I am thinking matchups like John Wayne vs. Charlton Heston, and Sean Connery vs. Russell Crowe.

Nominees?

edit: To clarify, please post ideas for names, not actual matchups (the tournament would be a round-robin, last man standing type of deal, with random brackets TBA.)

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Gary Coleman v. Webster

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Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.

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Errol Flynn vs. Richard Chamberlain

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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons

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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons

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my money would be on Mr. Simmons

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Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.

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Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.

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I may be off the mark here, but wouldn't Seagal just about destroy Van Damme?

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Ed Norton vs. William Shatner

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Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.

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Winner to take on Paul Lynde

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I know you said men, but I personally would like to see Jessica Alba vs Jessica Simpson.

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Jesus Christ vs. Buddha/Allah/etc.

This one would be for all the marbles.


On a more conventional note:

Mason Malmuth vs. Daniel Negraneu

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Ah, this reminds me of an old college timekiler, the Grudge Match

Hadn't looked at it for a few years. Can't believe it finally shut down. Go Chihuahuas!

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Joe Pesci and Woody Allen

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Sarah Silverman vs Ryan Phillipe.

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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons

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I assume we're hoping for 3 deaths?

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Liberace vs. Elton John

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To clarify, please post ideas for names, not actual matchups

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Gary Coleman v. Webster


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Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.


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Errol Flynn vs. Richard Chamberlain

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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons


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Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.


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Ed Norton vs. William Shatner

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This thread rules.

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Mason Malmuth vs. Daniel Negraneu

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Who are they [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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To clarify, please post ideas for names, not actual matchups

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Gary Coleman v. Webster


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Harvey Fierstein vs. Charles Nelson Reilly.


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Errol Flynn vs. Richard Chamberlain

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Ed McMahon vs. Regis Philbin vs. Richard Simmons


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Jean Claude Van Dam vs Steven Segal.


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Ed Norton vs. William Shatner

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This thread rules.

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Please note that the OP was edited after my reply (McMahon vs. Philbin vs. Simmons).

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Martha Stewart vs Paris Hilton

Oprah vs. JJ Walker



Tournament, so Oprah takes out Martha Stewart in the final.

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Ron Jeremy vs. Dennis Frantz.

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I know you said men, but I personally would like to see Jessica Alba vs Jessica Simpson.

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http://www.desktopexchange.com/galle...ca_Alba_12.jpg
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strawberry or lime jello?

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strawberry or lime jello?

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Let's do both... keeps everyone happy!

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Meatloaf vs Henry Rollins

The Rock vs Ahnold

Willem Dafoe vs Tom Berenger

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The Grinch vs. Oscar the Grouch.

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Chuck norris > Steven Segal/Jean Claude Van Damme/ Stallone/Schwarznegger(sp?)/Jackie Chan/etc.

Chuck Norris. Game, set, match.

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i think u r probly the only person to have actually followed the op's original intention.

i personally think the individual matchups allow more creativity. could be a changed to what fight would u most want to see?