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Wait for the chat after this hand, it's a classic!

***** Hand History for Game 2800806115 *****
$1000 PL Omaha Hi/Lo - Friday, September 30, 11:34:34 EDT 2005
Table Table 36532 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 2: moukrine ( $409.50 )
Seat 4: pokeritis ( $100.50 )
Seat 6: DEUCES65 ( $964.62 )
Seat 8: Man___Sauce ( $950 )
Seat 9: CaliSugarDad ( $990 )
Seat 10: YinYan53 ( $997.75 )
Seat 1: FortunateFlp ( $546.30 )
Seat 7: singslim ( $1069 )
Seat 3: pkrjoker ( $485 )
Seat 5: bear1965 ( $1000 )
singslim posts small blind [$5].
Man___Sauce posts big blind [$10].
bear1965 posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
CaliSugarDad folds.
YinYan53 folds.
FortunateFlp calls [$10].
moukrine folds.
pkrjoker folds.
pokeritis folds.
bear1965 checks.
DEUCES65 raises [$55].
singslim calls [$50].
Man___Sauce calls [$45].
FortunateFlp folds.
bear1965 calls [$45].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 5s, 2s ]
singslim checks.
Man___Sauce bets [$227].
bear1965 folds.
DEUCES65 folds.
singslim calls [$227].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Th ]
singslim checks.
Man___Sauce is all-In [$668]
singslim calls [$668].
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
singslim shows [ 3h, 4d, Kc, Ad ] a straight, ace to five.
singslim shows 5,4,3,2,A for low.
Man___Sauce doesn't show [ 3s, 7s, Kd, 2d ] two pairs, sevens and threes.
singslim wins $1008.50 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.
singslim wins Lo ($1008.50) from the main pot with 5,4,3,2,A.

Man___Sauce: oh man
Man___Sauce: why am I playnig so badly? and why do people like low only hands...
Man___Sauce: I'm going ot break you so hard sing
Man___Sauce: leave now if you want any hope of keeping that money

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I needed some humor this afternoon.

Thank you for that post.

NJC

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LMAO. Thats good.

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IMO, the funniest part of this post is that--as usual--Ribbo is not sitting at the table.

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He saw the name "man____sauce" and was naturally intrigued.

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IMO, the funniest part of this post is that--as usual--Ribbo is not sitting at the table.

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Congrats on making no sense. Aren't you allowed to watch other people play poker now? Would you care to fill the rest of us in on some rule you know that no-one else does?

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IMO, the funniest part of this post is that--as usual--Ribbo is not sitting at the table.

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Congrats on making no sense. Aren't you allowed to watch other people play poker now? Would you care to fill the rest of us in on some rule you know that no-one else does?

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No rule--it's just amusing to me that you make the occasional post containing the subtext that the higher levels are populated with bad players, when in fact that generally isn't true. I suspect you know this, otherwise you'd take a seat and relieve these fools of their bankrolls.

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The games I watched today for almost 2 hours at $400 and $1000 were appalling. It was 2 hours of people playing terribly. It's something I do while i'm writing articles, I can often get inspiration from plays.

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Those who can, do; those who can't, teach?

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Wow, this chat IS hysterical.

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Those who can, do; those who can't, teach?

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Go tell that to everyone who has ever written a book. See how far it gets you.

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I like this chat better. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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translated subtext, "Ribbo, I'm hurt that you posted that hand on your website where you took my money." I thought we were friends.

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Linky?

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Awesome--apparently I've really ruffled Ribbo's feathers. I went to his PLO8 board to cut and paste the thread where he posted about how I misplayed set of aces into all-low board for like $100 (btw, Mend, this didn't bother me in the least--everybody makes mistakes, and I own up to mine, as I did in that thread), but I got this message:

"Your account has been disabled by a staff member. You will not be able to access your account again until your account is re-enabled."

Jesus christ, Ribbo--grow some thicker skin. I break your balls a bit with a couple posts, and you ban me from your 10-member message board?

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I break your balls a bit with a couple posts,

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For the record, it's not called breaking balls.

It's called, "Taking the Piss".

The English seem to enjoy confiscating other's urination.

-g

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The English seem to enjoy confiscating other's urination.

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"Urination" ... is that the same as "urine"? Don't tell me you're one of those people who is always "utilizing" when they can just "use".

<font color="white">Damn i'm on a roll with ball-breaking today. who else wants some? </font>

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I was joking of course about the subtext. (although he did not protect your identity). But if he suspended you for that, I'm sure I'm on "double secret probation" for the line about "needing to order the cereal from his website to get the decoder ring"

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I was joking of course about the subtext. (although he did not protect your identity). But if he suspended you for that, I'm sure I'm on "double secret probation" for the line about "needing to order the cereal from his website to get the decoder ring"

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The guy simply made clear he doesn't want my advice, so i'm not going to waste my time and his by offering it. Nothing more to it than that. I have no problems with people disagreeing if I write something or arguing a different point and saying i'm wrong. If they say I can't play, then what's the point signing up a forum with the whole point to it being about how I play?

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I was joking of course about the subtext. (although he did not protect your identity). But if he suspended you for that, I'm sure I'm on "double secret probation" for the line about "needing to order the cereal from his website to get the decoder ring"

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The guy simply made clear he doesn't want my advice, so i'm not going to waste my time and his by offering it. Nothing more to it than that. I have no problems with people disagreeing if I write something or arguing a different point and saying i'm wrong. If they say I can't play, then what's the point signing up a forum with the whole point to it being about how I play?

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I wrote down in a secret place that "the as yet unnamed baby would make an appearance" now if Eric Estrada shows up we can lock down the thread.

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Hmm, I suspect WM was only "ribbing" you about your hesitancy to move up, and challenging you to do so.

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This is what I thought, too.

Now quit being children and give each other a kiss. No, I really don't want to see that.

If you move a little closer to me, I think I can smack you both upside the head. Then again, you might like that.

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This is what I thought, too.

Now quit being children and give each other a kiss. No, I really don't want to see that.

If you move a little closer to me, I think I can smack you both upside the head. Then again, you might like that.

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I was joking of course about the subtext. (although he did not protect your identity). But if he suspended you for that, I'm sure I'm on "double secret probation" for the line about "needing to order the cereal from his website to get the decoder ring"

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The guy simply made clear he doesn't want my advice, so i'm not going to waste my time and his by offering it. Nothing more to it than that. I have no problems with people disagreeing if I write something or arguing a different point and saying i'm wrong. If they say I can't play, then what's the point signing up a forum with the whole point to it being about how I play?

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Stop posting my picture.

And to think you thought that you were the most 1.4 guy around, Winter!

dd

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The English seem to enjoy confiscating other's urination.

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"Urination" ... is that the same as "urine"? Don't tell me you're one of those people who is always "utilizing" when they can just "use".

<font color="white">Damn i'm on a roll with ball-breaking today. who else wants some? </font>

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If I had a picture of a schoolmarm-ish type with severe glasses and a finger-waggle working, now would be when I'd post it.