How do you insult this guy?
 

A guy publicly insults your wife in a very hurtful manner while you are present. She has an above average sized nose and he said something mean about it. You can see she took it hard. I don't consider walking away an option and violence is secondary.

The guy is rich, 30 years old, white, in good shape and attractive. He has a hot wife, a huge house and drives a nice car. I reserve the right to change his description.

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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It has to be an insult on his manhood. Challenge him and show him up for a pussy.

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A guy publicly insults your wife in a very hurtful manner while you are present. You can see she took it hard. I don't consider walking away an option and violence is secondary.

The guy is rich, 30 years old, white, in good shape and attractive. He has a hot wife, a huge house and drives a nice car. I reserve the right to change his description.

How do you insult him? I can't think of a single generic insult. What else can you do besides hit him?

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just kick him in the nuts and be done with it.

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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The best comebacks are always situational. So, it's hard to respond.

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"you're gay"

taking insults all the way back to when you were 13

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Oh yeah, well the jerk store called, AND THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU!!!!!!!

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

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"Compliment" him on his pleasant personality.

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Provoke him to attempt to hit you... then you can hit him and not even get charged with assault!

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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FYP

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What else can you do besides hit him?

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Hit his wife?

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[censored] His Wife

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Better!

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I really wouldn't have to do anything, she would kick his ass before I had a chance.

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A verbal insult generally wont be a good enough comeback here.
Even if you think of a good one, chances are it wont make your wife feel better. And if you come up with a lame one, you just look like a bigger tool.

Take the high road, and let everyone see him as an abusive jerk.

Then slash his tires.

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I think a "Who asked you you piece of [censored]?" would be good.

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Return to his house at night and strangle his family.

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The non-violent answer is to burn his house down.

This way no one gets hurt and you've made your point. Just make sure any pets in the house are let free.

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I'd ask him what kind of dickless piece of [censored] feels the need to insult women he doesn't know?

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You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

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challenge him to a heads up no-limit poker match.

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

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"Compliment" him on his pleasant personality.

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You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

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Generic answers are no good. What exactly would you say? It's tough.

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First, kill your wife to prevent her from being used for further insult material. Next, kill the guy's kids. Kill his wife. Kill his parents, everyone in his family, his friends. Burn down his house, his work, his car, anything else he owns. That'll make him think twice about insulting people.

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If in a bar take a glass in the john and fill it up and then pour it on his head. If that's not an option just spit in his face.

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a swift ball kick is in order here. then take his car.

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...Kaiser Soze?

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

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What did he say?

It would seem pretty obvious what he did stands on it's own as being ridiculously jerkish.

What is your relationship with this guy/couple? From work? Random guy at bar?

As Dynasty mentioned more details here would at least begin to illustrate exactly what kind of response would be best.

Generally I don't really ever feel the need to do something hurtful to someone else. If I do it's on accident b/c I'm just a huge idiot.

Yugoslav

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Try to guilt him into paying for plastic surgery for your wife's big fat nose.

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"Compliment" him on his pleasant personality.

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You really have to point out what an ass this guy is for doing this in public. Make everyone around you realize how big a dick he is for getting personal about your wife's appearance.

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Generic answers are no good. What exactly would you say? It's tough.

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It's not tough at all, you don't 'say' anything to someone like that.

You either beat them to a pulp, or walk away. Period.

Since I doubt you want to spend the night in jail for assult, I am guessing that walking away and not caring about words from some random stranger is the best course of action.

Or is that non-action?

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"I think we'd better be leaving now. I'm afraid if I hang around you any longer, I'm going to catch a$$hole disease"

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"Nice personality. What junior high school do you attend?"

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Why in the world would you need to insult him?!

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Yugoslav

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I would feel the need to do something hurtful towards him to avenge my wife and I think most people feel the same.

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What did he say?

It would seem pretty obvious what he did stands on it's own as being ridiculously jerkish.

What is your relationship with this guy/couple? From work? Random guy at bar?

As Dynasty mentioned more details here would at least begin to illustrate exactly what kind of response would be best.

Generally I don't really ever feel the need to do something hurtful to someone else. If I do it's on accident b/c I'm just a huge idiot.

Yugoslav

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He said something insulting, at a cocktail party, and he's an acquaintance.

This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Try to guilt him into paying for plastic surgery for your wife's big fat nose.

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get him to throw in a boob job, too.

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walk up close and say:

"why would you do that?..."

"what's so funny about that?..."

"that was incredibly rude.....no no no, don't run away."

<grabs shirt>

"Here we are minding our own business and you say something incredibly nasty."

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you're a jerk.

YOU'RE A JERK!

Re: How do you insult this guy?
 

Does insulting women make you feel better about your limp dick?
or just kick him in the junk and laugh as he keels over

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This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Is the part about your wife's nose real? Is the part about a wife real?

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This didn't actually happen. I just run through a lot of scenarios in my head when I have time to think.

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Is the part about your wife's nose real? Is the part about a wife real?

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What difference does it make? You're their all time best seller.

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I think you should hire someone to hack into this guys computer to collect some really personal information. Then it's just a matter of timing when to break the news about his zoophile affections.

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The problem with guys like this is that you can't just make a verbal comeback. I'm not a violent guy, but at the same time I'm not one to let someone take shots at friends, family or sweethearts. This is a situation where a crack in the mouth is in order, and nobody around you will think otherwise. I doubt the guy will be abusing people publicly after a good old fashioned beating.

If you don't believe me, go make a bikers wife cry after publicly insulting her. See how long it takes you to learn some manners.