Porn Snacks!
 

OK, so last week I made a trip to the vending machine with a co-worker. I happened to notice that many of the candy names sound like p0rno titles.

Here is a list of some of the candies I saw that could be p0rno:

Good N' Plenty
Jerky Sticks
Moon Pie
Pay Day
Hersheys
M&M
Reeses Pieces
Milky Way
Ho-Ho's
Zingers

There were a bunch more but I can't remember them all.

List additional ones I may have forgotten. Like 75% of them could be construed as p0rnographic, much like Daryl "Chocolate Thunder" Dawkins' dunks over the cowering nerds Einstein and Shakespeare in the Man of the Millennium contest.

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Nips

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Ding Dongs

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Zagnut

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Big League Chew
Gobstoppers

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butterfinger

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Kit Kat
Mounds

more of a stretch:
Three Musketeers

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Mounds

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Fantastic, those are all great responses!

It really is hilarious once you realize that 3 out of every 4 options at the vending machine is p0rnographic!

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Doritos. They probably go well with porn. Although your fingers would get all gross.

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Almond Joy.

KJS

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This is inaccurate. Please read my post, in its entirity.

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Oh, Henry!

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for JTB - blowpops

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A lot of these snacks probably came before the reference to porn came about. In other words the porn acts are most likely named in reference to the candies.

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This is inaccurate. Please read my post, in its entirity.

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link

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You consider that a joke? Wow.

It's not a joke, and it's not close.

Try again.

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A lot of these snacks probably came before the reference to porn came about. In other words the porn acts are most likely named in reference to the candies.

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So a guy goes to the doctor, and says "Help doc, my penis turned orange...."

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Lik `M Stiks

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As soon as we are done brainstorming, I may put a poll up for "most pornographic candy". We've got a nice sample size going, though.

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Power Bar

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Power Bar

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Wow, I never thought I'd get a response from DN in one of my threads! Cool!

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pixie sticks

though i've never seen em in a vending machine.

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Baby Ruth

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Take 5. For the really 'adventurous' girls...

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100 grand

That's some expensive poon-tang

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Suger Daddy .. though I haven't seen one of these in a few years.

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Now and Later
Tootsie Roll
Sweet Tarts

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Also, Honey Bun

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Baby Ruth
Oh, Henry

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A lot of these snacks probably came before the reference to porn came about. In other words the porn acts are most likely named in reference to the candies.

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NEVER underestimate the minds on Madison Avenue! I speak from experience.

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