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there was what appeared to be a self portrait in his avatar of a guy that looked 70-80 years old, but all his posts make him sound like he's in his late teens to early twenties. for instance, his knowledge of lindsy lohan.

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Everyone in every nursing home in America has eaten Lindsay Lohan's pussy three times.

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The answer to this question can be found if you only look carefully.

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there was what appeared to be a self portrait in his avatar of a guy that looked 70-80 years old, but all his posts make him sound like he's in his late teens to early twenties. for instance, his knowledge of lindsy lohan.

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No one knows how old Clarkmeister is. His very appearance changes to suit his surroundings. He could be that young WPT wannabe with the dark shades and JOPKE hat that is always check raising you. Then your next visit, he's an old nit who plays nothing but the nuts, until that last hand where he bluffs you out of a big pot and shows, chuckling through his yellow teeth. He might be that aggressive asian woman, who cackles every time she beats you out of a pot and says "ni han, ni han!".

ClarkMeister is always in the casino. He's in the one seat, the five, no, the nine. ClarkMeister is in the air. He's everywhere.

You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken. That's when you'll hear him sing...

"‘Round and ‘round here we go again
Same old story, same old end
Turn my head
And turn back again
Same old stuff,
Never ends"

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A cheaper alternative is to just look for the guy who is doubled over, looking like he's on the verge of a hernia, carrying 8 racks to the cashier's cage at the Mirage.

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33 would be my guess

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A cheaper alternative is to just look for the guy who is doubled over, looking like he's on the verge of a hernia, carrying 8 racks to the cashier's cage at the Mirage.

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Or getting stacked in Wynn NL games showing Ed Miller how not to play straights when opponents have full houses.

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his location says: 52. thats my guess.

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That's how many accounts he currently has on 'ignore'.

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The real question is, "How tall is Evan?"

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33 would be my guess

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I'm going with 43.

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The real question is, "How tall is Evan?"

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Clark's location in inches?

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i thought this was answered before?

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The difference in heigh between Clark and Evan might be close to Clark's age.

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Evan picked up a stripper in a strip club on a 2+2 trip. He is officially 7'2".

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33

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70-80 is about right.

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Yeah, he has the highest confidence/height ratio that I've seen, I was impressed.

I only saw Clarkmeister very briefly in Vegas, but this thread is funny because I would bet even seeing him in person, it would be a very wide range of answers.

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He's the same guy in the old avatar, right?

I would say 48.

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70-80 is about right.

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He asked my age, not IQ.

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napoleon complex WHAT?

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He's 53.
But doesn't look a day over 45.
Really.

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AFAIK, the guy who was Clarkmeister's avatar is not him. I can't remember who it is.

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[censored] it, I am just going to email him to find out... dave121871@removethis.yahoo.com

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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.

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maybe he's about 34 or so. met him once at the mirage. looked pretty young.

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btw, my guess on clark's age is 37, but I really wouldn't be surprised with a wide range of real answers. He acts like he's about 15.

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36

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33

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12/18/1971?

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Damn it , i just found it myself [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. 1 post too late :/

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I assume it's in his profile right?

I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"

You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?

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Damn it , i just found it myself [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]. 1 post too late :/

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I'm pretty sure Nick was intentionally pointing out the solution.

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I assume it's in his profile right?

I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"

You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?

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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.

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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.

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If you are talking about that black & white pic with the nerdy guy wiht the little mustache (sorry, don't know herbert) ---that was definitely your best avatar. You should go back to it.

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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld.

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If you are talking about that black & white pic with the nerdy guy wiht the little mustache (sorry, don't know herbert) ---that was definitely your best avatar. You should go back to it.

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I assume it's in his profile right?

I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"

You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?

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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld or Josh.

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Did my clue at the beginning of the thread help? It seems everybody ignored it.

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I assume it's in his profile right?

I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"

You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?

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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld or Josh or CDC.

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I assume it's in his profile right?

I am also amused that everybody ignores the fact that the picture in clarcks avatar is like "gabe.jpg"

You people suck at context and reasoning and yet you play poker for a living or something?

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You have no idea how many people thought I was Herbert Kornfeld or Josh or CDC or Dids's Grandfather.

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hope you can come play at my table.