Sex is so Weird
 

Maybe I'm just going insane but late at night, around 5 in the morning. When outside is starting to light up, and I'm laying in bed with my eyes half-shut and Im half-asleep I start to think how weird it is to have sex with girls.

They are just flesh and bone like me, yet I find something special about them so I can have children. Alot of it seems strange that you would do this to another person, the power and control. When you ejaculate on a girl's face, that is still another person. How strange. Why do I want to touch and be against their flesh, to penetrate them.

It all seems weird to me in my mind at these times, so foreign. You take their body but that isnt all, they are opening up and being submissive. They are just humans like me, but I think of them as more so I can procreate. It is this strange thing.

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It rubs the lotion on its skin......

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want to touch the heine...

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If you had one chance with your mom like I did, I guarantee your feelings on sex would change.

Plus, you sound like youre 13.

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If you had one chance with your mom like I did, I guarantee your feelings on sex would change.

Plus, you sound like youre 13.

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Maybe 13 year olds know something we dont. You think you really learn more about women from when you are 13?

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Wow. Just wow.

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13 year olds have sex with "women" ?

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13 year olds have sex with "women" ?

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Only the lucky ones.

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They are just humans like me, but I think of them as more so I can procreate. It is this strange thing.

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You think it's strange to want to procreate with other humans?

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They are just humans like me, but I think of them as more so I can procreate. It is this strange thing.

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You think it's strange to want to procreate with other humans?

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Not to procreate with them, but to cum on their face and stuff like that.

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Deconstructing desire is the path to insanity.

-Michael

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I agree that many sexual acts, when you think about what you actually do, seem very weird.

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They are just humans like me, but I think of them as more so I can procreate. It is this strange thing.

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You think it's strange to want to procreate with other humans?

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Not to procreate with them, but to cum on their face and stuff like that.

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Why do I have the creepy feeling that "stuff like that" would result in the OP frantically trying to clean up a lot of blood?

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wow....u just really scared me...and not many people do that...commit urself

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When you ejaculate on a girl's face, that is still another person.



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oh [censored]?... really?!?!

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I guess this is the most extreme version of saying the same word over and over and then thinking "that word sounds weird".

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I guess this is the most extreme version of saying the same word over and over and then thinking "that word sounds weird".

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Thats odd. It is exactly what I was going to say.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOADS

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I guess this is the most extreme version of saying the same word over and over and then thinking "that word sounds weird".

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Thats odd. It is exactly what I was going to say.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOADS

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This map is HEAVY

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I guess this is the most extreme version of saying the same word over and over and then thinking "that word sounds weird".

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Maybe you guys arent on my wavelength. Im not even there until it's 5:30 in the morning and Im half-asleep.

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brilliant

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What does it say about me, that seeing 'moms' without the correct apostrophe completely killed the humor in this for me?

Oh yeah ... I don't step on the cracks, either.

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I agree that many sexual acts, when you think about what you actually do, seem very weird.

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yes. even kissing. why would you want to put your mouth on someone elses, it really doesnt make sense.

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13 year olds have sex with "women" ?

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Only the lucky ones.

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if you have one of those "special" teachers that we see on the news...

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I guess this is the most extreme version of saying the same word over and over and then thinking "that word sounds weird".

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Thats odd. It is exactly what I was going to say.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOADS

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This map is HEAVY

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lol great movie.

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What does it say about me, that seeing 'moms' without the correct apostrophe completely killed the humor in this for me?

Oh yeah ... I don't step on the cracks, either.

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Is there some humor in that drawing that Im not getting?

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only if done correctly

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nice.


-blake

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Alot of things taken in isolation seem "weird"


-blake

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Your thinking about the whole thing wrong. Woman aren't people, they are objects used for gratification and service, nothing more.

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If you had one chance with your mom like I did, I guarantee your feelings on sex would change.


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I agree that many sexual acts, when you think about what you actually do, seem very weird.

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yes. even kissing. why would you want to put your mouth on someone elses, it really doesnt make sense.

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Actually, when you look at it from a socio-biological framework, it does begin to make sense again.

To counterpoint Michael Davis' argument, I would argue that deconstructin desire does not lead to insanity, but rather a mechanisatation of what was once magical.


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