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My roomate challenged me to a wrestling match. We wrestled drunk last weekend and I choked him out, not knowing that was an illegal move. What should I learn in order to beat him? We are close in size and strength. If anything he is a little stronger than me, and I am a little faster than him.

I don't know how to wrestle at all so how should I go about this?

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My roomate challenged me to a wrestling match. We wrestled drunk last weekend



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My roomate challenged me to a wrestling match. We wrestled drunk last weekend and I choked him out, not knowing that was an illegal move. What should I learn in order to beat him? We are close in size and strength. If anything he is a little stronger than me, and I am a little faster than him.

I don't know how to wrestle at all so how should I go about this?

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Watch some gay porn for ideas, same difference.

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OOOOOO, nice, I like yours better.

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Give him the People's Elbow, it is the greatest move in all of wrestling, and completely undefendable.

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SIIHP

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Layeth the smacketh down by putting him in the ankle lock...

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Give him the People's Elbow, it is the greatest move in all of wrestling, and completely undefendable.

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Wait, I thought it was the Corporate Elbow? I guess I haven't watched wrestling in a while.

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Creative stuff guys, anyone have any real advice?

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Can't really help you on pure wrestling advice, but I'd say keep up with the chokes/submissions. It's his fault if he can't get out of em.

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Creative stuff guys, anyone have any real advice?

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Stock up on condoms and KY.

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Can't really help you on pure wrestling advice, but I'd say keep up with the chokes/submissions. It's his fault if he can't get out of em.

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He claims chocking is not a legit move in wrestling. I thought as long as you have an arm in between his neck and your arm then you can choke away.

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Honestly I don't know the rules for choking in Greco-Roman or freestyle wrestling. But who cares? Is there a referee who's gonna call you for it? If he can't get out of a choke hold, then that's too bad. Shouldn't have let you get it. I recommend the rear choke. Gotta be one of, if not the, most effective choke there is.

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Honestly I don't know the rules for choking in Greco-Roman or freestyle wrestling. But who cares? Is there a referee who's gonna call you for it? If he can't get out of a choke hold, then that's too bad. Shouldn't have let you get it. I recommend the rear choke. Gotta be one of, if not the, most effective choke there is.

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Well he basically called me a pussy for choking him out. I don't want to hear any excuses if I beat him. If i'm wrestling someone I think there should be a few rules as realistically possible. He doesn't seem to feel this way.

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Well he basically called me a pussy for choking him out.

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HA! What a whiner! Tell him if he was a real man he wouldn't have allowed himself to be choked out.

Otherwise, how are you going to "win"? Just standard 3 sec pin? Kinda boring if you ask me...

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Well he basically called me a pussy for choking him out.

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HA! What a whiner! Tell him if he was a real man he wouldn't have allowed himself to be choked out.

Otherwise, how are you going to "win"? Just standard 3 sec pin? Kinda boring if you ask me...

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He wants straight pinning to determine the winner. I had to hassle him to allow submission holds.

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Cleveland Steamer is working well as the answer to a number of threads tonight.

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armbar.

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The "hip toss" works well on n00bs... I used it in high school all the time.

Also the duck under.

I really don't want to explain these, but if you don't know how to do them, i'll try.

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armbar.

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Are you referring to the armbar takedown? I googled it and that's what i came up with. Any advice on how and when I could implement this into a jungle rules wrestling match?

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The "hip toss" works well on n00bs... I used it in high school all the time.

Also the duck under.

I really don't want to explain these, but if you don't know how to do them, i'll try.

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That would be sweet.

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Creative stuff guys, anyone have any real advice?

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learn some brazilian jujitsu

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armbar.

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Are you referring to the armbar takedown? I googled it and that's what i came up with. Any advice on how and when I could implement this into a jungle rules wrestling match?

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Here is how you do it: Armbar

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Get him in a full Nelson, which is perhaps one of the most legitimately painful moves in all of (real) wrestling, when executed properly.

There's a reason they've got that dumbass on TV doing it all the time. He's too big and stupid to do anything else, but it actually does work.

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Well he basically called me a pussy for choking him out.

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HA! What a whiner! Tell him if he was a real man he wouldn't have allowed himself to be choked out.

Otherwise, how are you going to "win"? Just standard 3 sec pin? Kinda boring if you ask me...

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He wants straight pinning to determine the winner. I had to hassle him to allow submission holds.

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Backyard wrestling should only end with a tapout or by agreement of observers that one guy is done (not making any effort to get up or escape). Your friend is a bitch and you should choke him like Wayne Brady would choke a bitch.

InchoateHand and I used to wrestle in our backyard and most matches ended with a chokeout.

(Let the mindless gay jokes commence).

NT

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Umm.... learn to wrestle? Grappling is surprisingly easy to learn, particularly if your opponent is uninitiated.

Also, if he was challenging you to "wrestle," in western terms that means to a pin, not to a submission. Choking him out would have been bad form. The only style of western submission wrestling is Catch-As-Catch-Can, which is rare to say the least.

Otherwise, basic Jiu-jitsu chokes are easy. You can learn to use them against an untrained opponent from the Internet and a buddy to drill with.

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The dog in the bathtub.

Try the dog in the bathtub.

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Get him in a full Nelson, which is perhaps one of the most legitimately painful moves in all of (real) wrestling, when executed properly.

There's a reason they've got that dumbass on TV doing it all the time. He's too big and stupid to do anything else, but it actually does work.

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Also, try the Father Nelson.

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Well i will try to be serious for you as everyone else has just made the standard gay comments.

So in real wrestling the object is to pin the guy and put him on his back. All of the submission talk goes right out of the window.

So how do you do this? It is kinda hard to explain through words, so I would suggest looking up some moves on the internet or maybe checking out a book from the library.

The key is controlling the other guy and to do that you really need to keep your weight on him.

Some quick tips.

Standing/Neutral position. Stay low and be athletic. If you are going to go for a leg then go for a leg. Don't do some half ass attempt. Dive in there and get the damn leg. The two easiest moves are a double leg takedown and a single leg take down.

With teh double leg make sure your head is on the outside, lift and turn him to the groun.

With the single leg you want your head on the inside, grab the leg and stand up...then there are a variety of ways to take him down from there. If nothing else just kick his other leg from underneath him [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Then when you are on the ground and if he is on top the best thing is to control his hands and to stand up and face him. Also never reach back as this will screw you. Just try getting away and start standing up.

When you are behind him on hte ground you need to keep your weight on him and control his hands. also wrapping up a leg with your leg (grapevine) is a nice way to control him for a bit.

GL

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Thanks great post. This is exactly what I was looking for. Any advice for when he is on all fours and I am on the offensive.

If the position is reversed and I was on all fours I think I would be pinned pretty fast.

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Thanks great post. This is exactly what I was looking for. Any advice for when he is on all fours and I am on the offensive.

If the position is reversed and I was on all fours I think I would be pinned pretty fast.

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ok, so in referee's position you're on the offensive. Exhibit A:

http://www.mehs.educ.state.ak.us/por...ng/aaron23.jpg

A common move is to chop his arm into his body, then push his weight forward and left. With nothing to support him he'll go down quick. You can also knock his arm out and forward and push. Same principle.

Once broken down you can use a simple half nelson to pin.

Exhibit B:

http://www.mehs.educ.state.ak.us/por...ng/aaron21.jpg

From either side you put one arm under the opponents, wrap around the back of their neck, and use it as a crank to turn them over.

If you want to get advanced and make him cry for this mother, then you should learn the cross face cradle.

Exhibit C:

http://www.championshipproductions.c.../WRV-01972.JPG

This shows the mid way point of the pin. Its a little more complicated, so if you're up to it let me know. The end result is that you'll have your friend pinned on his back, your forehead driving into his temple, your right knee pushing into his ribs, and your left leg pinning his right leg down helping you stretch things tight.

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Thanks great post. This is exactly what I was looking for. Any advice for when he is on all fours and I am on the offensive.

If the position is reversed and I was on all fours I think I would be pinned pretty fast.

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the easiest thing to do is go for a half nelson / cradle combo. first break him down so he is flat on his stomach. Take your right hand and reach under his right shoulder place it on the back of his head. run your feet 90 degrees to the right, and use your arm as a lever with his shoulder as the fulcrum to turn him on his back. when he turns run your right arm up around his head so the back of his neck is in the crook of your elbow, your chest is against his chest, and you are perpendicular to his body. At this point lift apply pressure with your right arm and lift his head off of the floor. this is not a choke as the pressure is on the back of his head. (taking his head off the floor removes his final defense for keeping his shoulders off the floor). keep on the tips of your toes and arch your back, applying maximum pressure on his chest.

it sounds like he'll know this play well and his natural counter when you start to do this will be to shift all of his weight to the right hip in order to prevent your right arm going under his shoulder and over his neck. if you really press getting up there, his shifts will be dramatic. If you manage to get your hand under his shoulder and close to his neck, he will be working on your hand with his hands and shifting almost completely on to his right side to counter you -- and turning and twisting his head to get away from your hand. Watch especially his legs -- you are looking for him to curl them a bit towards the fetal position - this position naturally affords him more leverage for his defense, but it is very very vulnerable. You are going to be watching for this, and when he does this to the furthest point you think he will, you will quickly switch -- to a cradle move. While he is on his right side with his head turned away from your half nelson, you pull your arm out, put your right arm around his neck (so the left side of his neck is against your right bicep), and your left arm around his left knee, and clasp your hands together, putting him in a "cradle". The key for you will be to get your hands clasped before he realizes what you're doing - the leg is much much stronger than the arm, so you will not be able to fight against his leg if he realizes what you're doing and you have to struggle against his strength to get your hands clasped. much easier if he doesn't know it's coming. also if his left heel is dug into the floor at a bad angle, it is possible that when you go for the cradle to SLAM your right arm into him, you are trying to get his weight to dramatically shift and stop at that heel -- this sort of takes practice but if you can basically "aim" all that force at the heel that is on the ground it puts a lot of pressure on that heel so for a split second he will have a much harder pulling that particular leg in. this takes some practice and feel though. Anyways, once you get your hands clasped in the cradle, put your right knee in his left side -- right in the ribs, dig in, and use it for leverage to pull him on his back. it can be tricky to get a pin in this position if he knows what he's doing, but if pull as hard as possible with your two arms, pulling his head and leg towards you, and push into his ribs with you knee very very hard, and apply pressure with your forehead against his left temple (you will be pulling his head against yours as hard as possible) you will basically get a submission here in that he'll just drop his shoulders.


good luck, and the other dude didn't mention it enough, whatever you do when you are bottom do not reach back ever at any time, you will get crushed.

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ha nice

perfect combo

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hahah, that's hilarious. at least he can see its the right way to go [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Maybe it's not cool to say so or whatever, but choking people while drunk sounds like a pretty bad idea to me.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profess...stling_attacks

Is all you need to know

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If the position is reversed and I was on all fours I think I would be SITP pretty fast.

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FYP

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Simple: Coco Butt

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Simple: Coco Butt

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That definitely qualifies for the "Obscure but hilarious" post of the day.

Can anyone remember the "Flying Burrito"?