I Hate Pontoon!
 

Variance sucks. Chased the 25GBP monthly casino bonus tonight at Total Bet... 170 bets, -48 units... online casinos are fixed!!

How's pontoon treating everyoine else this month? Please tell me you all are doing better then me [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]

cubs

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Had $90 from intercasino. Bet $45 on the first hand, got dealt 11. I doubled to hit a lucky 3 for a 14 total. I hit again to go to 17, then begrudgingly hit trying to draw a 5 carder on a double down paying 2:1. Of course its approrpriate that I got the 5 for a lovely 22, and a nice little wait until October for another shot.

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Pontoon roolz! Not as good as BJ switch though.

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I'm down some absurd amount at Will Hill every month I try it. I have something like $8,000 in "turn requirment" left over from the last 5 months or so of bonuses I haven't been able to cash, all at pontoon. Being risk averse (you know the point at which I stop wagering), I'm reaching the point where the bonus is so close to neutral EV that it's not worth doing. Of course, I still keep playing ponoon every 1st or 2nd of the month at every Crypto casino, variance be damned.

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I've been doing Pontoon the last 3 months at InterCasino instead of doing the Poker side. The 1st month I deposited $100 and got $100. I cashed out at $50. Then I stacked 2 months and had $200 deposited and $190 in bonus. I cashed out at $400. So so far it's been ok. BTW, I only bet $5 a hand. I do have a problem with their software though. When I split aces it crashes the software.

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Up $312.50 since I switched over to Pontoon to clear Interpoker ($180 bonus + 132.50 game profit).

I have been the luckiest person casino whoring.

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I decided to play at Interpoker for the $100 bucks this month, but lost at the table games and took $25 to Video Poker where I managed to hit my first online Royal (and I thought it was fixed [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]) for $1308 on the 25-cent progressive (10-handed - drew two cards). [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Now if I could just figure out why I can't beat blackjack the past three months.

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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I hate pontoon!

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Blasphemy!

How dare you say such a thing.

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Busted out my $90 bonus the only two months I tried it.

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Up $312.50 since I switched over to Pontoon to clear Interpoker ($180 bonus + 132.50 game profit).

I have been the luckiest person casino whoring.

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Up over $1k on two cryptos doing Pontoon. You are not luckier than I. I ran super hot last month too.

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Made alot of bling last month, this month will be in the black for certain, as I've only got two cryptos left to do, and am up $400 (bonuses included).

I love pontoon.

I Love Pontoon
 

More then recouped the cash at Inter. Variance, you are a cruel cruel friend....

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Omni saved my ass this month.

Omni Casino: up $300
InterCasino: up $90
Will Hill: up $20
Littlewoods: down 50 pounds
Totalbet: down 15 pounds
UK Betting: up 15 pounds

So the only place where I actually made money before the bonus was Omni.

Over the past 3 months before bonuses, I'm down 100 pounds at Littlewoods, 110 pounds at UK Betting, and 90 pounds at Totalbet - betting 1-2 pounds/hand at all of them. Without Omni and Intercasino, where I bet $5-$10/hand, I'd be screwed.

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I LOVE PONTOON! (except when my 5 card trick 20 gets beaten by a 5 card trick 14).

I play $10/hand, what does everyone else play? I haven't lost yet in the 4 months I've been doing this, I'm a Pontoon luckbox!

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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October Intercasino bonus. $90 deposit + $90 bonus = $180 balance. Bet $5/hand. After $760 WR, the balance is $10. Up the bets to $10/hand. Things get a little better, and I manage to hang around just long enough to clear the WR before busting out completely. Not a good way to start the month...

5 card trick vs. dealer 5 card trick = murderous rage

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$100 deposit + $90 bonus = $490 cashout @ $10/hand.

TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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At $5 hand, went down $110 pretty quick, then started to hit Pontoons and 5 card tricks left and right.

Up= $230 + $90 bonus= +340 woohooo