I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

this seriously sounds like the makings of an awesome thread. don't let me down.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo *DELETED*
 

Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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this will be hysterical!! heres the required info!

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i think you should give this a chance to get off the ground.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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this will be hysterical!! heres the required info!

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I notified the moderator of your post, it pisses me off when people do that and I hope someone deletes it.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."

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Then you send her this link.

Us: lol.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."

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I'll bite :

1)Nate
2)NatePanther2K
3)Male
4)He's sprung on some bi-polar chick named Marsha that he has no chance with
5)Jew (inside joke)

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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this seriously sounds like the makings of an awesome thread. don't let me down.

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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."

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I'll bite :


5)Jew (inside joke)

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non-offensive pls

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."

[/ QUOTE ]

I'll bite :


5)Jew (inside joke)

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non-offensive pls

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you just killed the thread.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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non-offensive pls

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"Jew" is as offensive as "black". If you're worried about being offensive, then this is going to be a horrible and dismal failure of a thread.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

nate blocked me before he said anything.
he's no fun.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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non-offensive pls

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"Jew" is as offensive as "black". If you're worried about being offensive, then this is going to be a horrible and dismal failure of a thread.

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i did say jew after all but he blocked me.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

I thought this thread had good potential up until he said "Jew" was offensive. Now I think this is going to suck.

Someone funnier should start another thread with this idea and actually do a good job.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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5)Jew (inside joke)

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non-offensive pls

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We call our group of friends J-Unit as in Jew-Unit. We even have a website www.jewshit.com so it's not offensive to him. It's just inside info that he'll think one of us are screwing with him but he won't know who.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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I thought this thread had good potential up until he said "Jew" was offensive. Now I think this is going to suck.

Someone funnier should start another thread with this idea and actually do a good job.

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dude, i said "jew"

the whole convo was

me: oops
me: forgot my lithium
me: it's a good thing i'm not a jew, i can go get more, even though it is the sabbath
him: <block>

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

btw iggy hi from eric from church

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

He's my roomie. He's watching a movie on his comp right now so he was probably just pissed you minimized his movie with your IM. Oh well...

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

gimmie someone else
and more background info
thanks

$.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

Frank
nnj250
Male
He loves pork chops
Skeezer

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."

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I'll bite :


5)Jew (inside joke)

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non-offensive pls

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you just killed the thread.

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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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this will be hysterical!! heres the required info!

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[censored] you idiot

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

you suck.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
Frank
nnj250
Male
He loves pork chops
Skeezer

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nnj250: YSSCKY


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moran.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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you suck.

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Hahahah, I enjoyed it.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

You should post the rest... Then YSSCKY

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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Frank
nnj250
Male
He loves pork chops
Skeezer

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nnj250: YSSCKY


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moran.

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LMAO hahahahaha

good ish

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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You should post the rest... Then YSSCKY

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it's fake and deleted.

NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO IM NJJ250 AND YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER THE WRATH OF SURVIVOR

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

Greg
gmf2205
male
he thinks there are no hot chicks at his school, carleton.
EV (as in Expected value)

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

Tron, post survivor's im.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

good idea

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

Vik
NotAnAlcoholVik
Male
He's a nerd/overachieving college student
Tool

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
Greg
gmf2205
male
he thinks there are no hot chicks at his school, carleton.
EV (as in Expected value)

[/ QUOTE ]

gimmie some more 411

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

It's really not that funny... But what can I say, I'm bored... The night needs to hurry up and start soon.

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Survivor: this movie kicks ass
7:05:30 PM Tron: What movie
7:05:36 PM Survivor: groundhogs day
7:05:40 PM Tron: I hate that movie
7:05:42 PM Survivor: it's on hbo or something
7:05:43 PM Survivor: no way
7:05:46 PM Tron: Yeah, I hate it
7:05:50 PM Survivor: that's f*cked up
7:05:56 PM Survivor: you OD on pork chops or something
7:05:57 PM Tron: I'm f*cked up
7:06:15 PM Tron: Pork chops? WTF? Who are you?
7:06:25 PM Survivor: eric
7:06:27 PM Survivor: duh
7:06:32 PM Tron: From where
7:06:40 PM Survivor: skeezer illinois
7:06:42 PM Survivor: fuqnut
7:06:49 PM Tron: Sh*t
7:06:58 PM Survivor: sh*t where
7:07:12 PM Tron: How the f*ck is a person supposed to OD on pork chops
7:07:25 PM Survivor: you eat a lot of them until you go into food coma
7:07:29 PM Survivor: like turkey but much better
7:07:33 PM Survivor: cuz it's from the PORK!
7:07:40 PM Tron: Yeah pork chops are pretty much delicious
7:07:47 PM Survivor: PRETTY MUCH!
7:07:48 PM Tron: Good God are they ever
7:07:57 PM Survivor: they're like beer
7:08:00 PM Survivor: but made of gold
7:08:04 PM Survivor: and skeezerbeans
7:08:18 PM Tron: Gold and skeezerbeans
7:08:24 PM Tron: That sounds delicious
7:08:30 PM Survivor: dude you don't eat the gold
7:08:35 PM Survivor: how stupid are you
7:08:53 PM Tron: B*tch I hate Groundhog's Day and I hate you
7:08:59 PM Tron: Talk some more sh*t, I keep it real
7:08:59 PM Survivor: that's not cool
7:09:06 PM Survivor: who eats gold
7:09:09 PM Survivor: what are you a leprechaun?
7:09:14 PM Tron: Lil' Jon
7:09:20 PM Survivor: you aren't jon
7:09:31 PM Tron: Yeah but I can try
7:09:40 PM Survivor: to be a jon
7:09:41 PM Survivor: ?
7:09:42 PM Tron: http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news...on-cup-tvt.jpg
7:09:45 PM Tron: Look at that sh*t
7:09:52 PM Tron: All that motherfucker does is eat diamonds and gold and platinum
7:09:52 PM Survivor: that's like chad johnson
7:09:57 PM Tron: He has it all over his teeth
7:09:58 PM Survivor: i'd not eat gold
7:10:00 PM Survivor: that's gross
7:10:13 PM Tron: Oh well
7:10:21 PM Tron: What do you eat
7:10:24 PM Survivor: i'm going to call you furter form now on
7:10:25 PM Tron: Do you eat Ben &amp; Jerry's
7:10:26 PM Survivor: okay furter?
7:10:32 PM Survivor: Yeah, just got some chubby hubby
7:10:43 PM Tron: Hell yaus
7:11:28 PM Survivor: good stuff
7:11:43 PM Survivor: it's like frozen goodness
7:12:01 PM Survivor: kind of like your mom after i cut her up and put her in my freezer
7:12:09 PM Survivor: furter likes?
7:12:17 PM Tron: I keep it real
7:12:24 PM Tron: Talk some more sh*t on my mom
7:12:26 PM Survivor: you want to look in my freezer?
7:12:36 PM Survivor: there's ice cream.
7:12:39 PM Tron: F*ck I don't have time to come to Illinois and look in your freezer
7:12:41 PM Survivor: and english muffins
7:12:49 PM Survivor: I'm not in Ill
7:12:54 PM Survivor: I just like it cuz it's Ill
7:13:00 PM Survivor: I'm in WeHo
7:13:01 PM Tron: I hate you
7:13:14 PM Survivor: Dude don't make me call you furter
7:13:16 PM Tron: YSSCKY

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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

I meant post his handle.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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Vik
NotAnAlcoholVik
Male
He's a nerd/overachieving college student
Tool

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I give this one a C-

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tcobb23: NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD
NotAnAlcoholVik: guess so
tcobb23: oh no
tcobb23: I didn't mean to IM you
tcobb23: i'm scuh a tool so sorry
NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah, i have no idea who you are
tcobb23: yeah you don't know me
tcobb23: go cards tho!
tcobb23: you hear we may get bennett?
NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah
NotAnAlcoholVik: we need all the help we can get
tcobb23: rock out with your cock out huh
tcobb23: what's an alcohol vik?
tcobb23: like Michael Vick?
NotAnAlcoholVik: just a little play on my name
tcobb23: YOU ARE MICHALE VICK!?
NotAnAlcoholVik: nope
tcobb23: i was just yankin your dick yo
tcobb23: i aint that big of a tool
NotAnAlcoholVik: hah
tcobb23: so you lookin for a 8-8 or a wild card
NotAnAlcoholVik: i dont see them going 8-8
NotAnAlcoholVik: probably 6-10 again
tcobb23: it's the wrold series or bust
tcobb23: my ex used to say that
tcobb23: 2K5-2K6: "[censored], life is beautiful. But its the [censored] thats in it thats [censored] up..."
tcobb23: what does that mean?
NotAnAlcoholVik: seomthing that people i know who understand
NotAnAlcoholVik signed off at 10:33:28 PM.


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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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[ QUOTE ]
this will be hysterical!! heres the required info!

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I notified the moderator of your post, it pisses me off when people do that and I hope someone deletes it.

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He does that pretty regularly too.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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I meant post his handle.

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I guess I don't have to do that any more.

Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

[ QUOTE ]
Greg
gmf2205
male
he thinks there are no hot chicks at his school, carleton.
EV (as in Expected value)

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Oh, yeah, this was the link I sent him.

A C, maybe a C+

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gmf2205: who are you?
tcobb23: eric
tcobb23: did you click my links?
tcobb23: too bad so sad
gmf2205: eric who?
tcobb23: whatev
tcobb23: this place sucks
tcobb23: it'll get really cold soon and then there will be ugly chix in snow gear
tcobb23: no one needs that
gmf2205: haha, true
tcobb23: last year i went skiing
tcobb23: and there was this cow
tcobb23: not a real cow but you dig?
tcobb23: anyway she fell over down the bunny hill
gmf2205: haha, yeah
tcobb23: rolled over some poor kid
tcobb23: then again he was fugly too so it was probably as good as it gets
tcobb23: +EV all over the place
tcobb23: you goin to the concert
gmf2205: what's +EV
tcobb23: nevermind it's like three degrees over your head
tcobb23: like, if you stood up, held a book as high over your head as it could go, it'd still be ver your head
tcobb23: so I thought i saw some hot chick near skinner yesterday
tcobb23: but it turned out that it was some dude in a dress
tcobb23: does that make me gay?
gmf2205: beats me kid
tcobb23: kid?
tcobb23: what the hell
tcobb23: this campus is full of the fuglies
tcobb23: i should have gone to miami
gmf2205: its true
tcobb23: but then you'd not be there
tcobb23: not to sound too gay
tcobb23: why'd you come here
tcobb23: Miami = +EV
tcobb23: Carleton = ----EV
tcobb23: it means EXPECTED VALUE
gmf2205: so how much poker do you play
tcobb23: so don't ask
gmf2205: i know what it means
tcobb23: i ain't got time usually
tcobb23: cuz of the honeys
tcobb23: haha I almost believed that
gmf2205: poker
gmf2205: ev
gmf2205: go hand in hand
tcobb23: poke her hand in hand
gmf2205: raising pocket aces is +EV...like my usage?
tcobb23: heh!
gmf2205: ok...
tcobb23: yes I do
tcobb23: you get a B-
tcobb23 wants to directly connect.
gmf2205 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
tcobb23: dood
tcobb23: I want to show you a pickture
tcobb23 wants to directly connect.
gmf2205 declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
tcobb23: whatev
gmf2205: virus...
tcobb23: I promise no
gmf2205: sned it as a file
tcobb23: how do I do it?
gmf2205: ok fine
gmf2205: do it again
tcobb23: one sec
tcobb23: i gotta find it
tcobb23: i thought i d/led it
tcobb23 wants to directly connect.
tcobb23: found it
gmf2205 is now directly connected.
tcobb23: wtf is this YGP picture finder?
tcobb23: &lt;picture of fake parents' magazine&gt;
tcobb23: rock out with your cock out, parents mag!
tcobb23: see no virus
gmf2205: haha
gmf2205: that's funy
tcobb23: I TOLD YOU IT WOULD BE
tcobb23: YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.
tcobb23: pssh.
tcobb23: wait i got more
tcobb23: i gotta find it
tcobb23: you got any?
tcobb23: shaker rivial, what the hekc is that
tcobb23: they're dumb with a capital T
tcobb23: hello
gmf2205: hey
gmf2205: dont have any really
tcobb23: http://wooledge.org/~greg/greg-closeup.jpg
tcobb23: hahaha!
tcobb23: he's funny
tcobb23: i was looking for pictures of asparagus
tcobb23: that's +EV
tcobb23: let's play a game
tcobb23: word association
tcobb23: ready?
gmf2205: shoot
tcobb23: okay
tcobb23: potato
gmf2205: brown
tcobb23: orange
gmf2205: juicy
tcobb23: boob
tcobb23: TOO SLOW
gmf2205: wtf?
tcobb23: i woulda said "job"
tcobb23: herman
tcobb23: well?
gmf2205: melville
tcobb23: junk
gmf2205: food
tcobb23: righteous
gmf2205: knights
tcobb23: middle
gmf2205: class
tcobb23: jewish
gmf2205: synagogue
tcobb23: prostitute
gmf2205: whore
tcobb23: sfd
tcobb23: oops
tcobb23: sad
gmf2205: happy
tcobb23: carleton
tcobb23: you equate happy with sad?
tcobb23: that's really unfortunate
tcobb23: you may be bi-polar.
gmf2205: i associate happy with sad
gmf2205: they are opposites
tcobb23: hold on lemme check webmd
gmf2205: its only natural to associate opposites in pairs
tcobb23: you should buy this book
tcobb23: http://www.haworthpress.com/store/Ar...85&amp;ID=1220
tcobb23: / Happy Alone? Sad Young Men in East Asian Gay Cinema
tcobb23: that's what google says
gmf2205: i got enough books
gmf2205: thanks
tcobb23: okay more words
tcobb23: ready?
gmf2205: nah
tcobb23: come one i got a good one
tcobb23: five more words
gmf2205: 5
tcobb23: well terms cuz the first one is three words
tcobb23: okay here we go!
tcobb23: hee sop choi
gmf2205: baseball
tcobb23: hemmroid
gmf2205: injury
tcobb23: two chicks at the same time
gmf2205: fun
tcobb23: (i would have said office space. your answer is better.)
tcobb23: two guys at the same time
gmf2205: foul
tcobb23: oot
gmf2205: wtf
tcobb23: that's the last one
tcobb23: OOT
gmf2205: wtf
gmf2205: thats my association
tcobb23: oh
tcobb23: okay
tcobb23: Do you use OOT?
gmf2205: nope
tcobb23: oh
tcobb23: YSSCKY
tcobb23: OOT is EV
tcobb23: let's talk in acronym
tcobb23: OOT &gt; *
gmf2205: gthymfiwtkwyra
tcobb23: what's that mean?
gmf2205: ?
tcobb23: it looks like you puked on your keyboard
gmf2205: yposbwaydttm
tcobb23: tanntaafl
tcobb23: acronyms dude
tcobb23: don't you know what one is
gmf2205: yeah
gmf2205: those were some
tcobb23: it what universe?
tcobb23: they need to spell something pronouncable
gmf2205: nah i just made it up actually
tcobb23: omg you rule
tcobb23: I AM SO NOT AS COOL AS YOU
tcobb23: &lt;picture of ugly guy&gt;
gmf2205: ...?
tcobb23: that's how sad i am
gmf2205: what are this pictures
tcobb23: that you foolded me
gmf2205: i'm don ehere
gmf2205: g'night
gmf2205 direct connection is closed.
tcobb23: :-(
gmf2205 is away at 10:53:09 PM.
tcobb23: greg = -EV

Auto response from gmf2205: bbl


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Re: I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo
 

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Vik
NotAnAlcoholVik
Male
He's a nerd/overachieving college student
Tool

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</font><blockquote><font class="small">In Antwort auf:</font><hr />

PrahladFriedman: sup dude
NotAnAlcoholVik: hey
NotAnAlcoholVik: who is this?
PrahladFriedman: john
NotAnAlcoholVik: from where?
PrahladFriedman: this is vik right
NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah
PrahladFriedman: from school
PrahladFriedman: ya tool
NotAnAlcoholVik: whats your last name?
PrahladFriedman: neff
PrahladFriedman: tall jewish guy
PrahladFriedman: plays poker
PrahladFriedman: ya know
NotAnAlcoholVik: oh
NotAnAlcoholVik: yeah
PrahladFriedman: hows it going man
NotAnAlcoholVik: its going alright
PrahladFriedman: stayin in on a friday night?
NotAnAlcoholVik: had a rough night last night
PrahladFriedman: what happened?
NotAnAlcoholVik: not much
NotAnAlcoholVik: 21st birthday for a buddy
PrahladFriedman: sweet, lots of booze
PrahladFriedman: you know i was all county in high school
PrahladFriedman: 15 tackles for losses my senior year
PrahladFriedman: god damn i miss those days
PrahladFriedman: did you play football in high school?
NotAnAlcoholVik signed off at 9:09:47 PM.


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