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Saw a program on the Discovery Channel about the dolls. They are pretty darn life-like, but, just like real girls, they come with their price. 7K and one of these beauties can be yours!

These are NOT real girls. These are dolls! For more info, check out www.realdoll.com

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The 2nd one from the top looks like a doll of a 12 year old, not that your complaining

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These are NOT real girls.

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I don't believe you.

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i originally only said that so i would not get in trouble for posting the naked pics, but i got in trouble anyways and never changed the wording of the post.

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Don't mind me. Just being an ass.

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Question: Tell me more about the doll's entries

The inside of the Vaginal and Anal entries use a different grade of silicone than the rest of REALDOLL's body; These areas are extremely soft and feel very life-like, down to the subtle texture. REALDOLL's vaginal lips can be stretched apart very realistically. REALDOLL's Oral entry has a very soft and stretchy lips, ultra soft tongue, soft silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw that opens and closes very realistically.

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but i got in trouble anyways

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I was trying to keep you out of trouble.

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you should have included a poll of whether or not OOT would have sex with one of the dolls.

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you should have included a poll of whether or not OOT would have sex with one of the dolls.

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Does it have tits? There's your answer.

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you should have included a poll of whether or not OOT would have sex with one of the dolls.

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Or if they'd try to score with one of the dolls but then get pwned on MySpace

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There's still time to make a poll

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It won't let me edit the post so i guess theres not. There isn't really a point, though, because everyone would say yes. There is even a male doll for talk2bigsteve.

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Many of these are SFW.

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i don't even know what "nsfw" means

howard stern reviews the doll:
 

"Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!"
Howard Stern

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Yep, I seen these on the Stern show. They are cool.

If I was rich I'd buy one. It's better than wackin it.

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Some of those pics look really goofy, but others of them make me want to pull out my junk and start spanking it. I'd bang one of those things if I found it laying in the alley behind my apartment complex (just like I would if I found an actual real female back there), but no way I'd pay $5,000 for one. You could purchase many, many evenings with a decent hooker for that much.

I guess I'll just have to wait until a used one shows up on Ebay to give 'em a whirl.

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there are some lines in life that you dont cross, this being one of them.

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one of paluhniak's short stories in 'haunted' is about these lifelike real dolls that are in the mold of young children.

basically they are purchased by the police station and used to help little kids that have been molested to identify on the dolls what was done to them, etc. the dolls are 'anatomically correct'.

basically in the story all of the policemen and detectives start renting the dolls out from the police supplies office for their personal uses. disgusting standard paluhniak material ensues.

the preface to the story is about a lifelike CPR bust and mouth that is being used for sexual gratification. of course this becomes evident when, during one training session, the doll is so filled with old man-spunk that it backs up into the unwitting victim's mouth.

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Meh. I think I'll just stick with necrophilia.

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You would [censored] this thing.

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yeah but its just not worth it. if anybody caught you with it, that would be WAY WAY WAY worse than getting caught beating off.

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$69.95 boy, give her a try.

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you didn't link to the most bizarre doll of them all.
looks like a crazy anime character.

not safe for..anyone?

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If you're rich enough, you don't need one of these things. Plenty of live bunnies will give it up.

OTOH, this thing won't give you herpes.

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yeah but its just not worth it. if anybody caught you with it, that would be WAY WAY WAY worse than getting caught beating off.

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Well, I kinda think it would be funny to have layin around. They used to have one chillin in the stupid on Stern.

You could always say "Oh thats just for show, funny aint it?" hahahaha

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I would buy one and bring it to parties dressed in very expensive dresses and ask everyone to refer to it as my wife. I'd find that very funny.

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you didn't link to the most bizarre doll of them all.
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It's big in Japan. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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I guess I'll just have to wait until a used one shows up on Ebay to give 'em a whirl.

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Wow. Enjoy that.

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Someone please post the burning mountain of poop.

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Id hit that SH IT!

Like wham bam thank you mam