Recommend something for me to buy from Amazon.com
 

I'm buying a $19.99 item on Amazon.com, but I want Super Saver Shipping, so my order should be at least $25. I can't think of anything else that I really want from there right now. What should I buy that's at least $5.01 but no more than $10 or so?

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Just pay for shipping, its less then the $5 you're going to spend on something you don't really want and the "super saver" shipping always takes well over a week from my experience.

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Just pay for shipping, its less then the $5 you're going to spend on something you don't really want and the "super saver" shipping always takes well over a week from my experience.

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Yeah, shipping on this item is $5.58 so it's close.

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buy a plastic spatula.

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Yeah, supersaver has gotten seriously slow. Weeks, sometimes.

I'd recommend just going to overstock.com if you can find the same stuff there. Prices are usually the same or cheaper, and I hear good things about their speed.

For cheap stuff -- they often have real cheap DVD's on sale. Sometimes there's decent stuff in their "bargain bin."

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pimps up hoes down for $7

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Buy an iAudio M3.

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Buy a dildo.

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pimps up hoes down for $7

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Nice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I ended up getting, at a co-worker's request, Slayer - Reign In Blood: Still Reigning on DVD for $9.97, which he is going to buy from me when it arrives. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

The original item, by the way, was the Zenith ZHDTV1 HDTV/UHF Digital Indoor Antenna (Silver and Black).

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Buy a dildo.

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We just had this conversation at work:

"Ha! Someone said 'buy a dildo'."
"You should do it."
"Amazon doesn't sell that kind of stuff, do they?"
"I bet they do."

So I go to Amazon and do a search for "dildo".

Sure enough, the first result is the Mr. Big - FlexoFlesh® 6.3" Realistic Dildo (Natural) for $75.95.

This despite the notice at the bottom of the page that says "These search results have been filtered to remove adult products." [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Someone says "Search for butt plug."

So, I do. The first result is a book called The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairy Tale, by Carlton Mellick III, for $9.95. Other titles by this author include Razor Wire Pubic Hair, Satan Burger, Electric Jesus Corpse, The Menstruating Mall, Fishyfleshed, and, of course, The Steel Breakfast Era: The Decadent Return of the Hi-Fi Queen and Her Embryonic Reptile Infection.

Oh yeah, they have a wide selection of butt plugs, too.

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Who knew Amazon carried this stuff? The Customer Reviews are excellent. To whit:

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I was very disappointed with this product! The size was quite enjoyable but the vibrations were anything but powerful!! All I could elicit from this product was a low hum, no matter what speed I put it on. Achieving orgasm was impossible. Like my old rabbit vibrator much better,as the vibrations were so much more powerful. A complete waste of money.


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Who knew Amazon carried this stuff? The Customer Reviews are excellent. To whit:

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I was very disappointed with this product! The size was quite enjoyable but the vibrations were anything but powerful!! All I could elicit from this product was a low hum, no matter what speed I put it on. Achieving orgasm was impossible. Like my old rabbit vibrator much better,as the vibrations were so much more powerful. A complete waste of money.


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Put this on your coffee table or on top of your television set covered with wet coffee grounds and tell whoever comments about it that you didn't have time to wash it after the good time you had with it earlier - heh heh heh!! Aside from that, this is a nice alternative to use on your woman when she craves that filled-up feeling...but you've had a long day, are tired / worn-out, but still want to please her.

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OMFG!!! This is the greatest product EVER!!! The first time I used it, I ripped the skin clear across my taint! There's nothing better than using the Mr. Big. When I place it on the corner of my coffee table, I can give myself a good deep reaming AND watch "Queer As Folk" at the same time! It works so good I broke up with my boyfriend! I named mine Roderreck. We're getting married in Boston next month. No man should be allowed to be as happy as I am right now.

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The first time I used it, I ripped the skin clear across my taint!

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WOW


... what's a "taint"?

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Old video game. You choose.

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You can't make this stuff up.

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Getting one's fill extended anal / oral sex just got a LOT easier - look at the price of this!! Amazing! These rings can definitely make the erect penis stay that way. When I'm f_____g my girlfriend anally, I'll wear this occasionally. It prolongs the amount of time I get to be inside her ass (which, really, can never be too long).

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From a review of "Swedish Penis Pump Enlarger Pistol Trigger":

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The vacuum on this little heifer really didn't go over too well. It wasn't sucking very much and it didn't produce results as fast as I wanted it to. Of course, I decided to hook the pump up to my
Hoover S2610 Quik-Broom with Power Nozzle. This was not a good idea. Not only did it rip my testicles from my sac, but it also cleaned half of the tip of my penis off. This product is an abomination and it should not be on the market.

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