Trip Report: Last Night OR How I ruined my life
 

Since I don't feel like taking the ridicule I'm not posting it under my normal account.

I just woke up and remembered what I did last night. I thought that 2+2 would enjoy hearing the story of how I woke up this morning with no friends and no girlfriend.

So I go out to meet a friend and his wife for drinks and pool. We played pool for about 3 hours and polished off 5 pitchers between the three of us. We suddenly realized that we only had 30 minutes to buy beer so we hauled ass out of there and drove to the 7-11 on the way back to my house and picked up a case. When I got back to my place my friend and his wife convinced me to call this girl that I've been seeing on and off. She doesn't drive so he friend was going to drop her off.

So friend "drops her off" and comes into say hi. Friend sits down on the couch and doesn't get the hint when I say "Oh I didn't realize you were going to stay." We try to order food but it's too late, everything is closed, so me and my friend go to McDonalds. We leave his wife, my girl and her (female friend) there. We come back and it turns out that my friend's wife has told my girl that I actually have a gf, who is out of town. Friend's wife thought these girls were just friends. Well. [censored]. So there goes that easy pussy.

Next thing I find out is that my other girl has called my girlfriend. I left my cell phone at home while I was at McDonalds. [censored].

So I send the girls home and turn off my cell phone. I decide I will deal with my girlfriend tomorrow (which is today now). I also decide that the case of beer is going to be finished. Friend eats and falls asleep while we watch a movie. Friends wife and I drink the entire case on top of the 5 pitchers we had earlier while we watch a movie. The first movie finishes just as we finish the case. Friends wife starts hitting on me in the dark. Friends wife sticks her hands down my pants while friend sleeps on my floor. [censored]. What the [censored] am I doing!?!? So we fool around for a bit. Then friend wakes up. [censored].

Don't bother with advice. I'm pretty sure I'm the most terrible person in the world right now. I just thought 2+2 would enjoy the story of me destroying my life in the span of 4 hours. Yes I know I had it coming. I'm not even going to read this thread after I post it so have fun saying whatever you want.

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wow.

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nh

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wow
http://www.familyoldphotos.com/pa/im...ainwreck-r.jpg

I'm sorry that happened, and you're not entirely innocent, but thanks for posting.

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Wow. Well done. There's a whole lot of bitch in that house.

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Has posting stories about failing with women or at life in gereral become a game of one-upmanship around here?

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gg

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haha.

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You need an avatar.

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polished off 5 pitchers between the three of us.

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drove to the 7-11 on the way back to my house

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good idea [censored] retard its too bad you didn't crash into a tree and die.

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what did the friend do to you?!?!?! i must know!!! and what happened to the whore of a wife? someone must have been beat down.

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POTY

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It's fairly clear to me your friend's wife planned the destruction of your life.

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The trainwreck made me laugh.

Seriously, you're life isn't over. Lessoned learned. Make new friends, get new GF, drink less.

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It's fairly clear to me your friend's wife planned the destruction of your life.

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...and wants back in your pants as soon as the divorce papers are served.

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Since I don't feel like taking the ridicule I'm not posting it under my normal account.

I just woke up and remembered what I did last night. I thought that 2+2 would enjoy hearing the story of how I woke up this morning with no friends and no girlfriend.

So I go out to meet a friend and his wife for drinks and pool. We played pool for about 3 hours and polished off 5 pitchers between the three of us. We suddenly realized that we only had 30 minutes to buy beer so we hauled ass out of there and drove to the 7-11 on the way back to my house and picked up a case. When I got back to my place my friend and his wife convinced me to call this girl that I've been seeing on and off. She doesn't drive so he friend was going to drop her off.

So friend "drops her off" and comes into say hi. Friend sits down on the couch and doesn't get the hint when I say "Oh I didn't realize you were going to stay." We try to order food but it's too late, everything is closed, so me and my friend go to McDonalds. We leave his wife, my girl and her (female friend) there. We come back and it turns out that my friend's wife has told my girl that I actually have a gf, who is out of town. Friend's wife thought these girls were just friends. Well. [censored]. So there goes that easy pussy.

Next thing I find out is that my other girl has called my girlfriend. I left my cell phone at home while I was at McDonalds. [censored].

So I send the girls home and turn off my cell phone. I decide I will deal with my girlfriend tomorrow (which is today now). I also decide that the case of beer is going to be finished. Friend eats and falls asleep while we watch a movie. Friends wife and I drink the entire case on top of the 5 pitchers we had earlier while we watch a movie. The first movie finishes just as we finish the case. Friends wife starts hitting on me in the dark. Friends wife sticks her hands down my pants while friend sleeps on my floor. [censored]. What the [censored] am I doing!?!? So we fool around for a bit. Then friend wakes up. [censored].

Don't bother with advice. I'm pretty sure I'm the most terrible person in the world right now. I just thought 2+2 would enjoy the story of me destroying my life in the span of 4 hours. Yes I know I had it coming. I'm not even going to read this thread after I post it so have fun saying whatever you want.

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Wow, thanks... You make me look smart.

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It's fairly clear to me your friend's wife planned the destruction of your life.

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...and wants back in your pants as soon as the divorce papers are served.

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zing

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How badly would this piss off a man if his friend fooled around with his wife? (Like just kissing and cuddling) Is it always the end of a friendship? Men seem more forgiving compared to women. Wayyy more forgiving.

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Is it always the end of a friendship?

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Yes.

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you never fooled me Bison.

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Is it always the end of a friendship?

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Yes.

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It would depend on the situation. If a really good friend was really drunk, I might be able to forgive him.

Any other time though, yes.

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no re

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Is it always the end of a friendship?

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Anyone who does this is in severe life and/or castration peril.

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How badly would this piss off a man if his friend fooled around with his wife? (Like just kissing and cuddling) Is it always the end of his life? Men seem more forgiving compared to women. Wayyy more forgiving.

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yes

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I have a much similar story of deceit and the ruining-of-one's-life (primarily my own)

it's un-ruined after a lot of work

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http://www.failuremag.com/images/hindenburg.jpg

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All that and you never even got laid?? Jesus, at least earn the aftermath.

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I can't stop looking at your avatar.

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I have a smart, successful friend in a similar circumstance. It never ceases to amaze me how guys will screw up their lives for a piece of tail.

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Since I don't feel like taking the ridicule I'm not posting it under my normal account.

I just woke up and remembered what I did last night. I thought that 2+2 would enjoy hearing the story of how I woke up this morning with no friends and no girlfriend.

So I go out to meet a friend and his wife for drinks and pool. We played pool for about 3 hours and polished off 5 pitchers between the three of us. We suddenly realized that we only had 30 minutes to buy beer so we hauled ass out of there and drove to the 7-11 on the way back to my house and picked up a case. When I got back to my place my friend and his wife convinced me to call this girl that I've been seeing on and off. She doesn't drive so he friend was going to drop her off.

So friend "drops her off" and comes into say hi. Friend sits down on the couch and doesn't get the hint when I say "Oh I didn't realize you were going to stay." We try to order food but it's too late, everything is closed, so me and my friend go to McDonalds. We leave his wife, my girl and her (female friend) there. We come back and it turns out that my friend's wife has told my girl that I actually have a gf, who is out of town. Friend's wife thought these girls were just friends. Well. [censored]. So there goes that easy pussy.

Next thing I find out is that my other girl has called my girlfriend. I left my cell phone at home while I was at McDonalds. [censored].

So I send the girls home and turn off my cell phone. I decide I will deal with my girlfriend tomorrow (which is today now). I also decide that the case of beer is going to be finished. Friend eats and falls asleep while we watch a movie. Friends wife and I drink the entire case on top of the 5 pitchers we had earlier while we watch a movie. The first movie finishes just as we finish the case. Friends wife starts hitting on me in the dark. Friends wife sticks her hands down my pants while friend sleeps on my floor. [censored]. What the [censored] am I doing!?!? So we fool around for a bit. Then friend wakes up. [censored].

Don't bother with advice. I'm pretty sure I'm the most terrible person in the world right now. I just thought 2+2 would enjoy the story of me destroying my life in the span of 4 hours. Yes I know I had it coming. I'm not even going to read this thread after I post it so have fun saying whatever you want.

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Wow, thanks... You make me look smart.

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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ !!

I thought I was having a bad week.....

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Sorry Alobar, at least you're still awesome at poker.

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Have you never drank 5-6 beers in 3 hours thern drove? Hardly enough to get a grown man of decent weight drunk.

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Have you never drank 5-6 beers in 3 hours thern drove? Hardly enough to get a grown man of decent weight drunk.

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You're kidding, right?

PS. Replying with 'Unlike you I can handle my drink' will just make you look even more stupid.

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3 hours is a long time for 5 beers.

i may be talking out of my ass, but doesn't an average person metabolize an ounce of alcohol every hour?

if im not terribly incorrect, after 3 hours, 5 drinks would roughly have the same effect of having two beers and then driving.

that isn't much at all really for a lot of people.

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Have you never drank 5-6 beers in 3 hours thern drove?

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No, I actually haven't drank 5-6 beers in 3 hours and then drove.

Btw, the 3 of them shared 5 pitchers. That is like 8 beers.

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5 pitchers, 3 people, 3 hours, you can assume the chick drank one, and the guys drank 2. Ten beers in 3 hours, is probably over the legal limit for most people.

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Have you never drank 5-6 beers in 3 hours thern drove? Hardly enough to get a grown man of decent weight drunk.

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did you miss the part where he said 5 pitchers?

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Have you never drank 5-6 beers in 3 hours thern drove? Hardly enough to get a grown man of decent weight drunk.

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You're kidding, right?


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What are you 14 or something?

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Is it always the end of a friendship?

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Yes.

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3 hours is a long time for 5 beers.

i may be talking out of my ass, but doesn't an average person metabolize an ounce of alcohol every hour?

if im not terribly incorrect, after 3 hours, 5 drinks would roughly have the same effect of having two beers and then driving.

that isn't much at all really for a lot of people.

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I don't know what a 'beer' is over there. A bottle? 330ml?

I was working more on the basis of pints, 568ml. A figure I hear quoted a lot is that you 'lose' half a pint every hour.

edit. If it is 330ml, then 6 over 3 hours is less than 4 pints, so I'd agree that it isn't that much. Although this will affect some people hugely.