RIGGED SITES - DOOM SWITCH, MUST READ
 

Nick Danger again:
You seek the definitive truth and I provide it through my countless underground sources from around the globe. Check with me weekly!

Recently, an elite programmer I associate with known as Dillinger (real name being withheld at his request), contacted me concerning a project we've been collaborating on referencing the conduct and honesty of online gambling sites.

Next to intricate programming skills, Dillingers other passion is spending the bulk of his free time (as so many of us do) playing poker online. However, he took things a step further and designed a program which most of us only wish we had the expertise to construct and then implement.

What you are about to read is without doubt the most eye opening information you'll find 'anywhere' concerning the integrity of online poker and casinos! So read on to discover the Absolute Truth!

After long hours and close observation of online play, Dillinger began noticing a pattern of events that struck a nerve and presented him with serious doubts concerning the creditability of the program software being used at online gambling sites. He'd always known there were various methods a site could use to manipulate software and eventually concluded that every poker site he was playing at was using some form of underhanded programming to extract player funds dishonestly. As a result, Dillinger ventures on a quest to discover the truth.

Our man of the hour immediately set out to construct a 'Trojan Stealth Virus' that could infiltrate any gambling sites internal program structure. Enter undetected, spider through all system hierarchy, compile specific information on the program integrity, check for tampering, evaluate algorithms etc. then send the results back to it's origin without a trace.

He successfully sent this 'Stealth Virus' to the computer servers at Absolute Poker to investigate. What it brought back will make the hair on the back of your neck stand on end if you play for real money at Absolute Poker!

Here are the findings of this covert maneuver at AP:

First off, Dillingers Stealth Virus sends back conformation regarding my article on the dreaded DOOM SWITCH!

The Doom Switch 'is on' at AP! It's a program virus used by Absolute Poker, aimed at members accounts. It causes all funds in your account to disappear through habitual loosing hands. Once the virus depletes all the funds in your account, statistics show that 92% of all gamblers will make additional deposits in an attempt to recover these losses.

This same ploy is also used to compel players who win money in freerolls to make deposits after loosing their freeroll cash. The average freeroll winner never increases their winnings much beyond $50. It's designed to give the player a false sense of security when they find themselves winning a freeroll and then win a little more at other tables. Once all the freeroll money is gone, it induces most players to break down and finally begin making real money deposits.

Next we learned that 'Program Dealing' is being used over at AP. Program Dealing is a special program designed to take away any aspect of random card generation! It pre-determines which cards will fall during a game, rather than allowing the cards to fall by random chance. Just another one of the many tricks used in Absolutes sinister arsenal!

Another program device AP uses, will automatically choose which cards players are dealt and predetermine the outcome of that game. This is most likely used to simulate a dry spell, which follows you from seat to seat, effecting 'you personally' and not allowing each seat to continually be dealt randomly or fairly!

They appear to use detectors that capture all the windows you may be using on your computer while playing at Absolute Poker. For what reason, we can only speculate.

Dillingers newly constructed 'Program' has conclusively proven that Absolute Poker is most certainly deceiving their members by stealing their deposits using systematic program procedures. This is only the beginning and there will be more to come.

You must pass this information on to every online poker player you know! It's your duty to help inform others of impending doom!

All of Dillingers future findings on corrupt sites will be posted here as they filter in! So watch for PokerConduct.com mailings and check back often!

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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Get banned.

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So you are a member of pokerstars support team. YOu just proved my point. You are part of the online corruption. This post is meant for players that are losing their life savings to your mafia web.

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Wow. Amazing results.

Oh, by the way, my dad/uncle/brother used to be teh head/owner/commissioner of a bank/project/ministry that has billions left over and I want to give it to you.

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In short, crap.
I have been working in the computer industry for nearly 30 years. The program you claim you wrote just can't be written.

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Bring it on guys, for everyone of you scumbags that defend these sites you are just proving my point. All the good players know, they learned the hard way.

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BRING IT BABY, THIS IS UNREAL, POKER STARS SUPPORT & NOW A SOFTWARE ENGINEER, THIS IS GREAT EVIDENCE, YOU ARE ALL GETTING DEFENSIVE BECAUSE YOUR PYRAMID INCOME STREAM IS BEING EXPOSED.

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I'm not the biggest fan of Absolute poker this month. But I hope they bring legal action against you.

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I always thought that people who used too many exclamation marks were just trying to hide the fact that they had nothing of value to say, but since the above is obviously both true and important, I will have to reevaluate my position.

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Well, it does answer a few questions I have been having.

Like why when I go all-in pre-flop with 72o I seem to lose and, yet, when someone else does THE SAME THING with AA he nearly always wins! RIGGED!

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ANOTHER SOFTWARE ENGINEER, 2+2 IS INFILTRATED WITH SOFTWARE ENGINEES & SUPPORT TEAMS FOR THE SITES, OH & ASIA CARRERA, A PORN STAR ACTRESS IS WORKING FOR A SITE NOW, SNOOPING THESE FORUMS. WHAT A JOKE.

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huh?

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But I hope they bring legal action against you.

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Sent them the link.

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Thank you, I would love to bring up the issue, all the evidence definately points to rigging the deck, so Im sure they will want to keep any thing like this under the rug.

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ANOTHER SOFTWARE ENGINEER, 2+2 IS INFILTRATED WITH SOFTWARE ENGINEES & SUPPORT TEAMS FOR THE SITES, OH & ASIA CARRERA, A PORN STAR ACTRESS IS WORKING FOR A SITE NOW, SNOOPING THESE FORUMS. WHAT A JOKE.

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This guy could just be the best conspiracy theorist weve had yet.

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Nah, just have the balls to tell the truth. Those who dont believe in conspiracy are fair game for those who conspire. Guess most people believe the government isnt crooked too. Oh by the way only 13 people are recruited to skull & bones each year at yale. Last time i heard we have around 280000000 people living in u.s. Lets see, 2 presidential candidates both belong. What are the odds. Guess it was coincedental. Most americans are sheep led by the nose, others just dont have the balls to say anything

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It is so funny how these guys use sites like pokerconduct.com to talk about so called doom switches and the whole "conspiracy theory" thing going on. It sounds to me like a big scam, because if this was real, these comments would be accompanied by a responsable person, who could back up their words. I've heard them before. It pretty much doesn't make any sence, because if such thing was true, absolute and any other site involved doing this would be out of the market in a heart beat, when the whole purpose to have a poker site, is to benefit off rake, and not who wins and who loses. This so called "Dillinger" does not exist, and there is no real evidence of what this person sayin' to be true. I was checking out pokerconduct the other day and it really called my attention that they ask for "donations" to create a poker site owned by players that would be completely honest. I mean, come on! Any other online forums are asking you for donations for this? I don't think so. If you could find any hard evidence from real sites that can back up this crap written on pokerconduct, and plus, if someone could step up to the plate as responsible for these comments, and would go to trial to back them up, then we have something we should look into. In the meantime, they are just comments from loosers who want to benefit from the internet to write their crap and hide behind anonimity.

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This guy needs his AFDB checked.

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I assume you have your weapons stashed away for the day you will need to fight the Federal Government who are trying to take over your land and oppress the people.

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Look buddy, I play professional poker for a living, I am only a member of pokerconduct.com I do not work for them nor have i ever talk to anyone personally that did. I found it by internet search engine. I have nothing to gain other that trying to expose these sites. Why would you dedend them anyway unless you worked for online sites. Its not just absolute. They are all rigged. Every single one. This was just an example of what sites are doing. & no they wouldnt be out of a market because there are too many crooks promoting & too many suckers playing & the people that own them control the media, so nothing of truth will ever come across execpt through forums by honest people such as myself.

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I read about people like you in revelations, Mystery Babylon, check it out, you might find it interesting, you must be a mason, or work for them

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if I had to investigate integrity of online poker, I would rather collect large sample of winning hands and compare it
to the probability that they exists.

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Dude, like yourself, I'm an online gambler for quite some time now, and no, I'm not with any site in particular. I talk about absolute because It seems like the site you attack more on your crappy site. When allegations like this are made, someone should be responsible for them, unless, of course, they are not true. If you feel that all online sites are crooked, then don't play, and don't make comments you don't have hard evidence about. I cannot believe a word of what you say because at all sites I've played at I've had my good luck and bad luck runs. Of course, the odds are different than when you play at an actual table with a dealer and players with you, and you see unbeliavable hands from time to time, but this is simply because the game is played at a much faster pase than at an actual table. I'm not saying that it is impossible that some cheatin' could go on, but I have no evidence about it, so I would not go there. Pokerconduct is a very fishy site, because every where you find disclaimers to avoid lawsuites, which makes me comment the way I do. Also, where could I find real information, and cross reference to your heroes "Dillinger"?
What a load of crap...

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Yes, someone should, I agree, but i d ont have the time, I just play poker for a living & use a little common sense after seeing millions of hands online & am unable to beat horrible players that play everyhand & call every raise out of position when i dominate live NL play. Just a little common sense is sometimes the best thing.

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Awww, my first 'ignore', what a tender moment. Thank you stockman for being a standout troll amongst trolls.

Rob

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I dont run the site, Im just telling y ou as an honest player, that you cant win online long run period. I know, learned the hard way along with many of my friends that play in the top 1 to 2 % of all NL players.

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Uh oh... I started my first semester of computer science last week... I'm part of the plot! Ooooooooooo.... aaaaahhhhhhh.... eeeeeeeeee...

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There are some reviews already made by important authorities online. Unfortunately, I don't have those reviews handy. I know this because before I decided to play online, this was one of my concerns. Oh! by the way... I've been playing for about 18 months now and I'm ahead $43K. I even won a spot for this year's WSOP paid by online poker sites and all I had to do was contribute with rake. I think that is fair...

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Well, proof in the pudding, Obviously all the repliers here are working for the site to defend them. No intelligent reponses, just all trying to make this a joke. Typical

I doubt very seriously whether half the posters here are actually normal people playing internet poker, most are affiliates, i can see that

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well, i won a seat to wsop last year online & turned $250 into over 50k in 4 weeks at one site, but then as they always do, the doom switch hit & i lost almost all of it playing the same way i won. mostly 5 10 NL

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Well, proof in the pudding, Obviously all the repliers here are working for the site to defend them. No intelligent reponses, just all trying to make this a joke. Typical

I doubt very seriously whether half the posters here are actually normal people playing internet poker, most are affiliates, i can see that

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Exactly what it sounds like you are doing... It seems that there is something in it for you, and pokerconduct pay you for these comments. I have not seen a real response to the questions I've made. What can you tell me about the integrity of these so called dillingers, or who is responsible for what pokerconduct has on their site?

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email me at costnerinvestments@charter.net
I am a real person, Im 28 years old. I play poker for a living, most at New orleans, tunica & las vegas. I do not work for any site & never would nor am i getting anything from this, Ive just know what is really going on & im sick of it

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He's right guys, my x-blackops friend, whos name shall remain anonymous, infiltrated the Absolute Poker offices and found this!!!!!!111

http://www.teamtnt.com/boompubl/pix/doom01.gif

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KILL YOURSELF

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Uh oh... I started my first semester of computer science last week... I'm part of the plot! Ooooooooooo.... aaaaahhhhhhh.... eeeeeeeeee...

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Ahhh your avatar reminds me of a pic I posted not too long ago, suitable to this OP also [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2...nternet5gs.jpg

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Oh man let me get this right. If I can win at online poker over a long period of time I'm qualified to join the illuminati? [censored] Yeah.

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OHHH!

You're the "distribution mode" guy.

You were the bomb in that thread yo'.

I LOVED that thread.

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Oh man let me get this right. If I can win at online poker over a long period of time I'm qualified to join the illuminati? [censored] Yeah.

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I'm down with that. I wonder if we will have to wear robes and chant in some ancient languages at the initiation ceremony?