Your favourite euphemisms for a weenie EVER
 

Mine HAS to be todger. anyone heard any exotic, rarely used terms? love to hear them.

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Fireman

Your fireman is very magical, and if you rub his hat, he spits in your eye.

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Pecker

I mean WTF !!

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Tallywhacker.

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Wing Dang Doodle

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chopper
winkie
the wife's best friend
trouser snake
John Thomas

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Toupe

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Sabretts.

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Trouser truncheon.

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For some reason I find "Johnson" amusing.

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My real response is the ever fun... "hog"

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Mrs. Esterhouse.

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My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon.

Also, took a very long time for someone to say "blaze666", which struck me as odd.

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Pedro

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Schwantz. Shwance. However you spell it.

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The little soldier...

if he's not afraid to get blood on himself then
The brave little soldier....

mars

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Skin Boat
Frank and Beans
Tube Steak
Limo

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Dongler

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Pud

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A friend of mine always uses that. I'd never heard it before then.

Crank usually gets the job done.

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Slob on my Knob WOMAN!!!!

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For a weenie? Or my weenie?

Mine typically goes by the reference HUGEAMUNDO

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A friend of mine always uses that. I'd never heard it before then.

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I used to use this a lot. As in "Smoke my hog."

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This thread has become the script for Varsity Blues.

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Purple headed yogurt slinger?

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You're a romantic aren't you?

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My euphemism for preggie sex is "C'mon, lets go get the fetus high!"

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throbbing python of love

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Mr. Happy

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The first posting of this didn't get any reaction from me, but the quoting of it made me laugh out loud.

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Bald-headed champ has always been a favorite of mine.

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Gilligan

(You know..... "little buddy")

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Stanley. You know, the power drill.

From Ford Fairlane.

Onaflag.........

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References are only good if you don't have to actually explain the reference.

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Jay Buhner??

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I was at a party my 18 year old 2 hot girl 2 fat girl neighboors place one night wiht a friend after coming down on mushrooms. While we were sitting there smoking a cig and talking we began to here a conversation about how much they like weiners. I thought they were talking about hot dogs. It wasn't until I heard "if we can't find a weiner tonight at least we've got tongues for our vaginas" I was almost too [censored] up to here that, I was too [censored] up to here the description of their last threesome. Then I got mad cuz the fat girl wanted me, and tho she had big ol boobies she was fat and dumb and though a blowjob would have been nice I preferred not to get one from the fat dumb girl next door.

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Fred