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09-03-2005 07:16 AM

gotta love mahatma
 
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Hand #8113235-1657 at Fortenza (No Limit Hold'em)
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Started at 03/Sep/05 07:02:13

sweet pickle is at seat 0 with $29624.50.
Mahatma is at seat 6 with $33656.50.
The button is at seat 0.

sweet pickle posts the small blind of $50.
Mahatma posts the big blind of $100.

sweet pickle: -- --
Mahatma: -- --

Pre-flop:

sweet pickle raises to $300. Mahatma calls.

Flop (board: 2d 5h Td):

Mahatma checks. sweet pickle bets $600. Mahatma
raises to $2400. sweet pickle calls.

Turn (board: 2d 5h Td Ac):

Mahatma checks. sweet pickle bets $5400. Mahatma
calls.

River (board: 2d 5h Td Ac Ks):

Mahatma checks. sweet pickle goes all-in for
$21524.50. Mahatma calls.



Showdown:

sweet pickle shows Th Kh.
sweet pickle has Th Kh Td Ac Ks: two pair, kings and tens.
Mahatma mucks cards.


Hand #8113235-1657 Summary:

$.50 is raked from a pot of $59249.
sweet pickle wins $59248.50 with two pair, kings and tens.
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then...

Mahatma: now you just sit out?
Mahatma: right after that hand?
sweet pickle: gg
Mahatma: fu
Mahatma: so damn rude

Niwa 09-03-2005 07:37 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
makes me laugh [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Rotating Rabbit 09-03-2005 08:15 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
I hate the ub-hand history way of not showing the losers cards for observers.

Niwa 09-03-2005 09:28 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
Word.

psyduck 09-03-2005 09:31 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
I don't get it. Was he joking?

augie00 09-03-2005 12:37 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]
I don't get it. Was he joking?

[/ QUOTE ]

About leaving? No.

greg nice 09-03-2005 02:02 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
is that mike matusow?

trying2learn 09-03-2005 02:22 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
i thought mike was dill pickle...could be wrong though...or maybe he changed it.

iceman5 09-03-2005 02:46 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]
i thought mike was dill pickle...could be wrong though...or maybe he changed it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Im pretty sure Matusow IS Dill Pickle. He couldve changed it, but if he was going to change his name, I doubt it would be to sweet pickle. Im guessing its not him.

Niwa 09-03-2005 02:57 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
its not him.

09-04-2005 12:21 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
Here's another one:

FullTiltPoker Game #204430016: Table Gardenia - $50/$100 - No Limit
Hold'em - 1:58:31 ET - 2005/09/02
Seat 5: Spirit Rock ($26,811.50)
Seat 6: Mike Matusow ($16,146.50)
Mike Matusow posts the small blind of $50
Spirit Rock posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Mike Matusow raises to $300
Spirit Rock calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Tc 4h 5s]
Spirit Rock checks
Mike Matusow bets $600
Spirit Rock raises to $2,400
Mike Matusow calls $1,800
*** TURN *** [Tc 4h 5s] [3d]
Spirit Rock bets $3,000
Mike Matusow calls $3,000
*** RIVER *** [Tc 4h 5s 3d] [5c]
elitekilr (Observer): oh man big pot here
Spirit Rock bets $21,111.50, and is all in
Mike Matusow has 15 seconds left to act
Mike Matusow calls $10,446.50, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $10,665 returned to Spirit Rock
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Spirit Rock shows [6s Qd] (a pair of Fives)
Mike Matusow shows [Qs Ah] (a pair of Fives)
Mike Matusow wins the pot ($32,292.50) with a pair of Fives
Mikeh77 (Observer): YES
The_Trench (Observer): LOL
chipdynamite (Observer): LOL
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $32,293 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 4h 5s 3d 5c]
Seat 5: Spirit Rock (big blind) showed [6s Qd] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: Mike Matusow (small blind) showed [Qs Ah] and won ($32,292.50) with a pair of Fives
Mike Matusow: kiddy games down the fking street
Spirit Rock: you are such an ahol
Mike Matusow: already know that
Spirit Rock: just take the pot nice call
Spirit Rock: no need to needle
Spirit Rock: you fking jerk
Spirit Rock: dont ever speak to me again
Spirit Rock: cant just take the pot
Mike Matusow: hey when i went broke u started needing
Spirit Rock: gotta needle after 32k pot
Mike Matusow: u said i suck come oon coomeo
Mike Matusow: so i came
Spirit Rock: seriously dont even come up to me
Spirit Rock: if you see me in person
Spirit Rock: dont come near me
Spirit Rock: call everytime you gonna win sometimes
Mike Matusow: p that was the easest call ever
Spirit Rock: you gonna need a lot of luck
Spirit Rock: to beat me
Dealer: Mike Matusow mucks
into 5k then all in on river on pure bluff
Spirit Rock: you right
Spirit Rock: very easy call
Dealer: Spirit Rock wins the pot ($200)
Mike Matusow: it was
Spirit Rock: if that was a easy call
Spirit Rock: you must be back on drugs
Mike Matusow: n aim just that good sir
Spirit Rock: yeah ive been noticing you been playing real well lately
Dealer: Mike Matusow raises to $300
Spirit Rock: LOL
Spirit Rock: actually worst ive ever seen you play recently
Spirit Rock: but you just in slump
Spirit Rock: i mean you are playing terrible
Spirit Rock: its crazy
Mike Matusow: u wouldnt talk to me for weeks now i play great and u cry
Mike Matusow: lol
Spirit Rock: never ever seen you paly this bad
Spirit Rock: cant believe i ever gave you chances to be friends
Spirit Rock: oh well thats all done
Spirit Rock: chat off
Spirit Rock: i mean you are truly playing my god aweful
Dealer: Hand #204438266
Spirit Rock: insane
Mike Matusow: nh guess the crying is over
Spirit Rock: just call everytime
Spirit Rock: maybe you'll win another won soon
Spirit Rock: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE
Spirit Rock: MIKEY
Spirit Rock: good call to win that 1600 in middle
Spirit Rock: ALL I DO IS BLUFF
Dealer: Hand #204439384
Spirit Rock: AND I NEVER MAKE A HAND
Spirit Rock: JUST CALL ME EVERYTIME
Spirit Rock: DONT EVER FOLD MIKEY
Spirit Rock: so mike can i get it in writing that you will never quit me?
Spirit Rock: lol
Mike Matusow: i will always play u
Mike Matusow: u know thath
Spirit Rock: that is terrific!!!!!!!
Mike Matusow: i polay anyone
Spirit Rock: good then i wont have to wait around
Spirit Rock: for people
Mike Matusow: dont worry if i dont bust u ivy will
Spirit Rock: i will always have you to play
Spirit Rock: sweet
Spirit Rock: i heard you claimed i would bust ivey
Spirit Rock: i guess now you changed your mind
Spirit Rock: you sure go back and forth
Spirit Rock: back and forth
Mike Matusow: well that becuse hes not a fking prick like u
Spirit Rock: this thing one day that thing the other day
Mike Matusow: u not a tenth of a player i am or ivy so go cry
Spirit Rock: id rather be known as a prick
Dealer: Spirit Rock wins the pot ($200)
Spirit Rock: then have 100 fake friends
Spirit Rock: poker world is a joke
Spirit Rock: you woulda put all the money in
Spirit Rock: im sure
Mike Matusow: see the thing is i can make the big call
Dealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #204449262
Mike Matusow: that what u havnt figured out yet
Mike Matusow: see now hes trying to play good as soon sa he loses apot
Mike Matusow: his seamy self shows
Spirit Rock: the fold button is located on the left
Perry Friedman (Observer): Hey Mike, did they have you breaking rocks while you were in prison?

craze9 09-04-2005 12:34 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
This is awesome. Please post more trash talk w/ MM if you have more.

What a horrible call.

LuvDemNutz 09-04-2005 12:46 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
Wow - that is some goos [censored].

Kind of puts my trash talk at the puny limits I play into perspective.

Zarathustra888 09-04-2005 10:15 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
I assume Spirit rock and mahatma are the same person?

Anyone know who it is?

Yeti 09-04-2005 10:17 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]
I assume Spirit rock and mahatma are the same person?

Anyone know who it is?

[/ QUOTE ]

This might be the best troll ever, but unfortunately you are probably serious.

Mahatma = Spirit Rock = Prahlad Friedman.

Has a WSOP bracelet. Google is your friend.

Niwa 09-04-2005 10:46 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
I LOVE THIS.

That guy 09-04-2005 01:12 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
good post...

----
Spirit Rock: just take the pot nice call
Spirit Rock: no need to needle
Spirit Rock: you fking jerk
Spirit Rock: dont ever speak to me again
Spirit Rock: cant just take the pot
Mike Matusow: hey when i went broke u started needling
Spirit Rock: gotta needle after 32k pot
------

Spirit Rock gets pissed for needling but admits needling is ok after huge pot...

flawless_victory 09-04-2005 01:39 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]
good post...

----
Spirit Rock: just take the pot nice call
Spirit Rock: no need to needle
Spirit Rock: you fking jerk
Spirit Rock: dont ever speak to me again
Spirit Rock: cant just take the pot
Mike Matusow: hey when i went broke u started needling
Spirit Rock: gotta needle after 32k pot
------

Spirit Rock gets pissed for needling but admits needling is ok after huge pot...

[/ QUOTE ]maybe you are retarded???

phil_ivey_fan 09-04-2005 01:40 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
"Perry Friedman (Observer): Hey Mike, did they have you breaking rocks while you were in prison?"


wow, ouch... lol

Niwa 09-04-2005 02:35 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
haha

PassiveCaller 09-04-2005 03:10 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
If I had a nickel for all the times that question was asked....

RoundersRocks! 09-04-2005 04:34 PM

this is soo funny
 
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page...m?bandID=99740

whenever this guy comes up, remeber that THIS is what he does in his free time.

09-04-2005 07:50 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
That piece of garbage cry-baby actually has a bracelet? What is the world coming to?

The Baiter 09-05-2005 01:13 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]
"Perry Friedman (Observer): Hey Mike, did they have you breaking rocks while you were in prison?"


wow, ouch... lol

[/ QUOTE ]

BTW, two things:
- I had just opened the table when I made the comment and didn't see all the banter back and forth right before
- The comment wasn't meant to be harsh towards Mike. Mike freely talks about being in jail. The comment was a pun on "Spirit Rock" who, in additional to his username, also uses the cracked rock avatar on Full Tilt Poker. The comment was a pun and if anything, was intimating that he'd be "breaking" Spirit Rock.

Perry

Logik 09-05-2005 01:27 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]


BTW, two things:
- I had just opened the table when I made the comment and didn't see all the banter back and forth right before
- The comment wasn't meant to be harsh towards Mike. Mike freely talks about being in jail. The comment was a pun on "Spirit Rock" who, in additional to his username, also uses the cracked rock avatar on Full Tilt Poker. The comment was a pun and if anything, was intimating that he'd be "breaking" Spirit Rock.

Perry

[/ QUOTE ]

That's how I took it as well. I thought it was pretty obvious that breaking rocks was in reference to stacking spirit rock, "breaking" him, if you will. I hope that he took it the same way.

IHateCats 09-05-2005 01:30 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
When you have to do this again, try recomending the use of this URL.

http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/

PokerPrince 09-05-2005 05:25 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
Hilarious beyond words.

mikech 09-05-2005 06:00 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
[ QUOTE ]
Spirit Rock: cant believe i ever gave you chances to be friends

[/ QUOTE ]
is prahlad still in middle school?

IHateCats 09-05-2005 10:35 AM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
It never fails to amaze me how many people fall for Prahlad's "Don't hit and run me" speeches and stay until he clubs them to death like a baby harp seal with his bankroll, just playing LAG against them and letting variance run it's course until he breaks them since 90% of those who take a shot at him are massively underbankrolled for those stakes. So many otherwise good players simply can't check their egos and admit that bankroll matters. That's why I found his duel with Ivey recently so interesting since he obviously didn't have that advantage in Phil's case.

drexah 09-05-2005 12:04 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
mahatma has QdKd? discuss.

Niwa 09-05-2005 02:47 PM

Re: gotta love mahatma
 
w00t?


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