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Lafortezza 08-26-2005 02:22 AM

Jesus lol
 
Some people don't get the joke but I find these pictures hilarious...

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2819/jesus01.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1502/jesus07.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/9797/jesus06.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/3430/jesus05.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2664/jesus04.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6156/jesus03.jpg
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/6500/jesus02.jpg

TheBlueMonster 08-26-2005 02:25 AM

Re: Jesus lol
 
Oh that wacky Jesus....

ThaSaltCracka 08-26-2005 02:26 AM

Re: Jesus lol
 
you are a douche bag.

kasey2004 08-26-2005 02:27 AM

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you are a douche bag.

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[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Kasey [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Subfallen 08-26-2005 02:29 AM

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you are a douche bag.

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squeek12 08-26-2005 02:31 AM

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you are a douche bag.

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I thought they were mildly entertaining. You are all douchebags, douchebags.

TheBlueMonster 08-26-2005 02:33 AM

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I think people need to learn to laugh at religion.

jojobinks 08-26-2005 02:36 AM

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I think people need to learn to laugh at religion.

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i think the douchebags need to back up their assertations of lafortezza's DB-iness

Senor Cardgage 08-26-2005 02:36 AM

Re: Jesus lol
 
"It's Jesus, LOL" was pretty amusing.

SammyKid11 08-26-2005 02:37 AM

Re: Jesus lol
 
You ARE a douchebag...how DARE you put humorous comics of a Jewish peasant/itinerant preacher from 2000 years ago on a message board about nothing.

If you want to be funny, make light of an embarassing family situation involving someone as undeserving of respect as the leader of the free world from 92-00.

Jeezy Creezy.

ThaSaltCracka 08-26-2005 02:39 AM

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you are a douche bag as well.

Escape 08-26-2005 02:39 AM

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LOLOLOOLOLOPREOLFORLQBBQ.

It is Jesus, lol. I thought this was pretty funny

Dynasty 08-26-2005 02:43 AM

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I think people need to learn to laugh at religion.

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The jokes need to be funny first.

Piiop 08-26-2005 02:43 AM

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The ones where Jesus says "lol" are completely unfunny. The others are mostly unfunny. Good post.

theredwave 08-26-2005 02:43 AM

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I find it slightly amusing so I guess I am a douchebag as well. At least Lafortezza posts quality hot chick pics instead of just bitching all the time.

The Truth 08-26-2005 03:03 AM

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where can i get more?

pearljam 08-26-2005 03:07 AM

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you are a douche bag.

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I thought they were mildly entertaining. You are all douchebags, douchebags.

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Lafortezza 08-26-2005 03:11 AM

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Dunno where you'll get more, google 'Jesus lol' maybe? I just found the pictures when I was going through my imageshack a/c for the hot chicks thread.

The douchebag comments aren't serious are they? If they are then people need to unclench. Jesus....






















lol

imported_CaseClosed326 08-26-2005 03:13 AM

Re: Jesus lol
 
Good stuff.

gamblore99 08-26-2005 03:48 AM

Re: Jesus lol
 
nice post.

Ianco15 08-26-2005 04:02 AM

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The "Jesus LOL" ones are pretty good. LOL

DavidC 08-26-2005 05:17 AM

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you are a douche bag.

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[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Kasey [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

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Hey man, I really like the Book of Matthew (though I've only read about half of it), and I still think it's bloody hilarious.

Not a big deal: chill guys.

ucfryan 08-26-2005 05:27 AM

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"It's Jesus, LOL" was pretty amusing.

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http://img13.paintedover.com/uploads..._jesus_lol.jpg

stigmata 08-26-2005 05:38 AM

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Well sorry to offend anyone but I thought they were [censored] hilarious. I can understand people having a different sense of humour to me, but my god, some of you christians really need to lighten up.

Piiop 08-26-2005 05:41 AM

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I'm not Christian and I don't care that they're about the J-man. I think they're mostly unfunny. Any other string of unfunny comics would get equal treatment.

stigmata 08-26-2005 05:55 AM

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I'm not Christian and I don't care that they're about the J-man. I think they're mostly unfunny. Any other string of unfunny comics would get equal treatment.

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That's fine, you didn't call him a douchebag.

Piiop 08-26-2005 05:55 AM

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I'm thinking it. Though, I do use the word douchebag way too often.

08-26-2005 06:21 AM

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Buddy Jesus gives this the thumbs up.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...0123/buddy.jpg

private joker 08-26-2005 06:41 AM

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how DARE you put humorous comics of a Jewish peasant/itinerant preacher from 2000 years ago on a message board about nothing.

If you want to be funny, make light of an embarassing family situation involving someone as undeserving of respect as the leader of the free world from 92-00.


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This play, brilliant in my opinion. POTD.

08-26-2005 07:36 AM

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Anyone seen Stankervision where Jesus is break dancing and he is in a Swim meet at a high school and walks on water to beat the other swimmers. Pretty funny. Also, anyone seen Wonder Showzen where they have that one skit, "God's biggest boners" or something like that. I enjoyed your post. I didn't laugh my ass off but it was pretty good.

mackthefork 08-26-2005 07:50 AM

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Dunno where you'll get more, google 'Jesus lol' maybe? I just found the pictures when I was going through my imageshack a/c for the hot chicks thread.

The douchebag comments aren't serious are they? If they are then people need to unclench. Jesus....


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I'm afraid they are serious, people have no sense of humour when it comes to 2000 year old middle eastern myths and legends.

Mack

dcasper70 08-26-2005 08:21 AM

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I think they're funny.

I also think I'm a Catholic douchbag... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

JinX11 08-26-2005 08:45 AM

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Weak.

imported_The Vibesman 08-26-2005 08:57 AM

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I thought the one with the bank teller, and I thought swearing made you cry, were both hilarious. The others, not so much, but still amusing.

Larimani 08-26-2005 10:04 AM

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http://blog.fatbusinessman.com/blog-...hirt-jesus.png

STLantny 08-26-2005 10:17 AM

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Dunno where you'll get more, google 'Jesus lol' maybe? I just found the pictures when I was going through my imageshack a/c for the hot chicks thread.

The douchebag comments aren't serious are they? If they are then people need to unclench. Jesus....


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I'm afraid they are serious, people have no sense of humour when it comes to 2000 year old middle eastern myths and legends.

Mack

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Let me preface this by saying,
Im not religious in any way shape or form, although I do go to church twice a year on easter and christmas, because my whole family goes, and Ill put up with it for an hour, out of respect.
But you realize it is people like you, that fucks this country up beyond belief. You dont have anyone on this forum trying to convert you to religion, but yet you talk down to them like you are god himself (that is besides the fact, that noone has stated they had a problem with the jesus aspect of the post, just the fact that they werent funny). Ive never had a religious person, approach me with malice etc and try ton "convert" me, hell, Ive never had a religious person pressure me about anything. But I CONSTANTLY hear about morons such as yourself trying to shove your thoughts down the throats of others, with no regard to how big of an ass you sound like. I have no problem with stating your ideas in a thoughtful manner, but unfortunetly you and most people like you (and there are a lot), choose to be what you hate the most, overzealous, blind followers, that shove drivel down people's throats. You are the reason that this country is in such bad shape. You are the one that causes, turmoil. You are the one that causes our nation to be divided.

NotReady 08-26-2005 10:26 AM

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You are a klutz. What you don't understand is that Christians believe that Jesus is God, that He sacrificed Himself in a horribly painful way to atone for our sins out of love for us, and that we worship Him. It is painful to see the Lord of the universe made the butt of idiots' jokes.

That doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor. Poke fun at Christians and religions all you like. If it's funny, I'll laugh. I've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and I think most of it is funny, though some of it borders on your kind of blockhead "humour".

newfant 08-26-2005 10:30 AM

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I'm gonna be Laughing Out Loud when you die and Jesus bitchslaps you for making fun of him and sends your ass straight to Hell.

Al P 08-26-2005 10:36 AM

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So it was ok for everyone to call him a douchebag [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]


OP: Those were hilarious.

stigmata 08-26-2005 10:39 AM

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I'm gonna be Laughing Out Loud when you die and Jesus bitchslaps you for making fun of him and sends your ass straight to Hell.

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Yeah, then Jesus will be like "pwnd, LOL"


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