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fimbulwinter 08-24-2005 08:57 PM

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never have been with one. seems interesting in the tactile sense. reccomended as a character building experience?

fim

miajag81 08-24-2005 09:06 PM

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I would like to try it once at least. Chubby (not huge) girls with cute faces and big boobs kind of turn me on.

TheMainEvent 08-24-2005 09:09 PM

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reccomended as a character building experience?


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Don't do it for this reason. Do it because it's tons of fun.

BOTW 08-24-2005 09:10 PM

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why not? wrap it up.

"cute faces and big boobs"

Get drunk first if you have to.

CCass 08-24-2005 10:01 PM

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You aren't a real man until you have had a fat woman and an ugly woman. If you think you are up to the task, just take care of both at the same time.

scotty34 08-24-2005 10:04 PM

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You aren't a real man until you have had a fat woman and an ugly woman. If you think you are up to the task, just take care of both at the same time.

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Just make sure your friends don't see her. You can tell them about it later because its hilarious, but trust me, you don't want them to have actually witnessed the beast.

CCass 08-24-2005 10:22 PM

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You aren't a real man until you have had a fat woman and an ugly woman. If you think you are up to the task, just take care of both at the same time.

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Just make sure your friends don't see her. You can tell them about it later because its hilarious, but trust me, you don't want them to have actually witnessed the beast.

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Or you could be in a car with 4 of your best friends, telling them about your new found manhood, when all 5 of you realize that you have all tamed the same beast.

08-24-2005 10:25 PM

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Q: What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?


A: They are alot of fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you.

jakethebake 08-24-2005 10:27 PM

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Q: What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?


A: They are alot of fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you.

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Did you just make that up? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

tmoore44 08-24-2005 11:44 PM

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It's all fun and games with the fatties until they realize that you could be the only moderately attractive person who will ever show any interest in them. Then they cling to you like grim death no matter how many times you tell them you're not interested.

Patrick del Poker Grande 08-24-2005 11:45 PM

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It's all fun and games with the fatties until they realize that you could be the only moderately attractive person who will ever show any interest in them. Then they cling to you like grim death no matter how many times you tell them you're not interested.

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This sounds like it needs a new thread.

tmoore44 08-24-2005 11:50 PM

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I think it's suffice to say that when you hear "I'm not giving up on this relationship" you're in for some rough times.

fimbulwinter 08-25-2005 12:09 AM

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why not? wrap it up.

"cute faces and big boobs"

Get drunk first if you have to.

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i would most certainly be drinking but not drunk for the experience.

this could make a fun one of those "i'll do this tonight or someone gets 100 bucks" threads.

so nobody thinks it's cool because of the physical sensation? I'd imagine some massive hills of female flesh to be a sensory experience.

fim

Cancer Merchant 08-25-2005 12:13 AM

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i would most certainly be drinking but not drunk for the experience.

this could make a fun one of those "i'll do this tonight or someone gets 100 bucks" threads.

so nobody thinks it's cool because of the physical sensation? I'd imagine some massive hills of female flesh to be a sensory experience.



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The hard-to-breathe feeling is not a fun sensory experience; neither is the creak the ribcage makes as one of its members starts to crack. Moral: stay on top.

Best backrub I've ever had, though.

Brain 08-25-2005 12:15 AM

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I think it's suffice to say that when you hear "I'm not giving up on this relationship" you're in for some rough times.

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Time for a new phone number!

Klepton 08-25-2005 06:05 AM

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It's all fun and games with the fatties until they realize that you could be the only moderately attractive person who will ever show any interest in them. Then they cling to you like grim death no matter how many times you tell them you're not interested.

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this is hilarious

it is also 100% true

lemme tell you, once you've [censored] a fat chick, you appreciate the skinny ones a lot better


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