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STG 08-21-2005 04:27 AM

Massage Parlor
 
Anyone ever have a happy ending at a Massage parlor?
Are the woman good looking?

Perseus 08-21-2005 04:30 AM

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Yes

No

arod4276 08-21-2005 04:32 AM

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yes, depends where u go, and how much u pay

sexdrugsmoney 08-21-2005 04:34 AM

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Where's that "Thai Bath" video when you need it? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

STG 08-21-2005 04:34 AM

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Where's a good one in Vegas?

peachy 08-21-2005 04:36 AM

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Anyone ever have a happy ending at a Massage parlor?
Are the woman good looking?

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i used to work at one...im ugly...so theres ur answer

STG 08-21-2005 04:41 AM

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Let's see...

Perseus 08-21-2005 04:41 AM

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Everywhere. It's going to run you 50 for message 50 for tip...


...I've heard.

siccjay 08-21-2005 04:42 AM

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40 dolla haf owa

60 dolla owa

cdxx 08-21-2005 04:43 AM

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Anyone ever have a happy ending at a Massage parlor?
Are the woman good looking?

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i used to work at one...im ugly...so theres ur answer

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so how much did you charge for a happy ending?

08-21-2005 04:43 AM

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are you guys for real ? They get you off ? They use their hand or mouth ?

siccjay 08-21-2005 04:47 AM

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Anything you want, the right place will [censored] you.

peachy 08-21-2005 04:51 AM

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Anyone ever have a happy ending at a Massage parlor?
Are the woman good looking?

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i used to work at one...im ugly...so theres ur answer

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i was a high priced hooker...if i had it woulda been like 1k min if i LIKED the guy...girls i worked with did it for an extra 50 to 150 and up from there dependin on what it was

so how much did you charge for a happy ending?

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08-21-2005 04:52 AM

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Are we being for real ? I'm having hard time believing this. I live in the midwest so I've very isolated.

siccjay 08-21-2005 04:53 AM

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Are we being for real ? I'm having hard time believing this. I live in the midwest so I've very isolated.

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These type of places are all over Louisville. I've heard stories about people getting anything they want. I've never been to one though.

We used to prank call them and ask how much for them to [censored] on our chest. They always said just come in and we talk.

08-21-2005 04:55 AM

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Are they usually all asian ? That's not a problem but are any of them half-way decent or do they nearly jerk your cock off of its base ?

Lawrence Ng 08-21-2005 06:12 AM

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Anyone ever have a happy ending at a Massage parlor?
Are the woman good looking?

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Yes and Yes.

Lawrence

Lawrence Ng 08-21-2005 06:13 AM

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Where's that "Thai Bath" video when you need it?

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Linky

Lawrence

Lawrence Ng 08-21-2005 06:14 AM

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Anyone ever have a happy ending at a Massage parlor?
Are the woman good looking?

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i used to work at one...im ugly...so theres ur answer

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So this is how you built your bankroll eh? NH.

Lawrence

STG 08-21-2005 06:17 AM

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I wanna hear some good stories....

08-21-2005 07:49 AM

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WTF. How come I'm the only one who hasn't had a handjob/blowjob from one of these ? And how come no one is providing details. I think you guys are full of [censored].

Luv2DriveTT 08-21-2005 12:35 PM

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Where's a good one in Vegas?

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RacersEdge 08-21-2005 01:09 PM

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There in a lot of places - but also illegal if they offer any "extras" beyond a massage. They get busted quite a bit.

Lawrence Ng 08-21-2005 03:55 PM

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WTF. How come I'm the only one who hasn't had a handjob/blowjob from one of these ? And how come no one is providing details. I think you guys are full of [censored].

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What details are there to really provide?

You go in, get a regular massage. The girl turns you over asks if you want "extras" or "specials" and you either agree to do it for the quoted price or not. She does her thing, you do your thing and everyone's happy.

Lawrence

zoomOut 08-21-2005 04:09 PM

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in the past couple years there have been several that have been raided and closed in the Cincinnati area. They are in the surrounding suburbs and are almost always run/staffed by asian women (usually Korean for some reason). Look up massage parlors or else drive around Hamilton or Florence and you might get lucky. (I'm sure Indy/Chicago/Milwaukee have the same kind of stuff. where have you been living for the past few years that you don't know about this?)

rusellmj 08-21-2005 04:16 PM

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WTF. How come I'm the only one who hasn't had a handjob/blowjob from one of these ? And how come no one is providing details. I think you guys are full of [censored].

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I dunno, I was shocked when an employee of mine told me he went to get accupuncture for his back and got some extras. He said he paid "only" $100. He advised me to go check it out. Nooooo thanks.

jakethebake 08-21-2005 04:18 PM

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I dunno, I was shocked when an employee of mine told me he went to get accupuncture for his back and got some extras. He said he paid "only" $100. He advised me to go check it out. Nooooo thanks.

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Yea. Even if I was looking for a happy ending, I don't think I'd want needles anywhere around.

tek 08-22-2005 01:04 AM

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Well, I had a colon flush a few years ago and the "poop tech" offered an extra, but I declined because I'm paranoid about webcams. But I was flattered for the offer.

Jeffage 08-22-2005 01:06 AM

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Lol. That made me laught and I need it today.

Jeff

2005 08-22-2005 01:26 AM

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I actually went to a place in Dallas where the massage wasn't even really a massage. She just basically went for it right away w/o much preamble.

08-22-2005 01:38 AM

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LOL. This is hilarious. Great thread. She went right for it ? Wow. I knew it happened I just didn't expect to see 20 guys all come into a thread and say they've gotten "extras". I thought it was more like 5 % of those that go to parlors but now it sounds more like 65 % of the guys that go to these parlors which is pretty damn funny to me. I'll never take a massage therapist seriously again.

It seems to me it would be a little awkward.

2005 08-22-2005 01:44 AM

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yeah, she kinda gave me a half ass massage for about 5 minutes then told me to turn over. This place has a website and it's fairly obvious what you're going there for, considering they have porn playing throughout the joint, but they at least call themselves a "Massage parlor"

"massage parlor" website

08-22-2005 01:51 AM

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wow. At least it isn't one of those Asian massage parlors. It doesn't even say massage anywhere. How the hell is this legal ?

bones 08-22-2005 02:08 AM

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Even massage parlor/brothels are affiliates? Wow.

Sorry for the poker content

2005 08-22-2005 02:09 AM

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wow. At least it isn't one of those Asian massage parlors. It doesn't even say massage anywhere. How the hell is this legal ?

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It's not, but they do advertise on the radio

rusellmj 08-22-2005 02:10 AM

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OMG, that place is even a Party Affiliate.

Ah, beat me to it.

2005 08-22-2005 02:11 AM

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THAT'S SOME FUNNY [censored]

RRRRICK 08-22-2005 02:23 AM

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We have these in Australia and they are legal.

We call them rub n tugs

08-22-2005 02:36 AM

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I'm assuming they give handjobs, not blowjobs but no one will give details. How do you know she isn't going to break your dick with her bare hands ?

STG 08-22-2005 02:43 AM

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can't imagine spending an extra $50 on a tug...


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