Worst line you ever told a girl?
 

What was it? when? and results of that action?
Mine? I was 14 went up to a girl, pulled down my pants and said suck it. She laughed at me and walked away.....

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Let me SIIYP.

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You were either an insane idiot or had one heck of a set of balls on you at 14.

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A good friend of mine in High School walked up to a girl with an actual screw in his hand and said "Wanna screw?" The girl and him both kinda laughed it off.

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"I love you."

-JP

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I used the "I didn't take it out for air" line from Requiem for a Dream not too long ago. It worked, but it felt really, really stupid instead of funny like I wanted.

Too many times I've used: "Ummm, I schaid I thwink joo arre hot. I wanna suadf sdoem areeelnt pooper. What? I'mm not slurrring. [censored] YOU I AM NOT DRUNK YOU WHOORE! Ya, where is your tough guy boyfriend? I'll kick all yer sorry...hey, hey! [censored] you too Mr. tough bouncer guy!" It hasn't worked yet, but I'll keep trying and let you know.

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This isnt the worst line ive told a girl, but my friends make sooo much fun of me for this one. I was drunk and trying to get with this chick. In the convorsation she said people always tell her she looks like kate hudson (which she did have a big resemblance to).

So anyway, later on that night when I was trying to close the deal. I stared her straight on, gave her my sexiest grin and said "You don't look like Kate Hudson, (pause) Kate Hudson looks like you". Very very gay, and my buddy who was there overheard that and immediately started laughing, but even that didnt kill it for her. She ate it up. Which is why I don't care how lame it sounded or how bad my friends ripped on me for it, cuz I went home with her that night.

She turned out to be a psycho headcase tho, so the moral of the story is dont hit on chicks who kate hudson looks like, heh.

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Back when I was fit, I used to regularly be a professional sportsman when I went out.

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Good one, Alobar!

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the only thing u have to know is that women have a vagina and they will do everything in there power to make it seem like she dosent want u to bone her, but she does.

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You were either an insane idiot or had one heck of a set of balls on you at 14.

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a comnination of two and idiot with balls.

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"I love you."

-JP

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always a bad thing to say

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Yesterday night I went to pick up this girl called Melanie.

As I get out of my car to greet her, I say,

"Oh hello Teresa"

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Pwned by myself.

Lawrence

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"I hate you! I never want to speak to you again!"

[fifteen minutes later, crying]

"I'm sorry baby."

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the only thing u have to know is that women have a vagina and they will do everything in there power to make it seem like she dosent want u to bone her, but she does.

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You've never been married, have you?

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Did she charge you more?

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Too many times I've used: "Ummm, I schaid I thwink joo arre hot. I wanna suadf sdoem areeelnt pooper. What? I'mm not slurrring. [censored] YOU I AM NOT DRUNK YOU WHOORE! Ya, where is your tough guy boyfriend? I'll kick all yer sorry...hey, hey! [censored] you too Mr. tough bouncer guy!" It hasn't worked yet, but I'll keep trying and let you know.

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Funny, I've used that line too many times myself. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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it probably sounded a lot like "well, if you wanna get stoned, I have some stuff back at my place" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] - (she was a major pothead, and no, I did not score)

RB

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I was dating this girl back in college. We had an on and off relationship the better part of 3 years. She graduated a year before me and moved home to Tampa. She was supposed to come visit me the day before Thanksgiving. Well, I had started to date another girl So I was going to call her to break it off with her before she flew out to see me.

Anyway, she decides to fly in 2 days early to surprise me. As soon as she got to my apartment she starts getting undressed and is ready to go. I decided that I wasn't gay, so what the hell.....

As we are laying in bed naked afterwards, I turn to her and say. " I don't think I'm in love with you anymore." Needless to say she went psycho. Threw things at me, destroyed a good bit of my stuff, and flew back home that afternoon.

So 5 days later, I'm at work when my roommate calls me. I turns out my Ex drove to New Orleans from Tampa and took my dog, CD's and favorite pillow with her.

What a bitch.

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and took my dog...


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dude she took your dog? I wouldnt have been calling her a bitch, Ida driven out to tampa and [censored] slapped the [censored] outta that ho....literally. And what kinda roomate lets her do that?

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And what kinda roomate lets her do that?

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This is an excellent point. Unless she had a key, in which case you're an idiot for not getting her key before you dumped her, your roommate should be castrated for allowing that. I can't imagine they kind of person who would take a man's dog, but no guy I know, much less friend/roommate, would allow it to happen.

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The roomate was a girl who used to be best friends with the Ex. She didn't really know what to do. Besides, the Ex brought some guy with her so it's not like she could physically restrain her. She called me and I came home too late.

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And what kinda roomate lets her do that?

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The kind that BONED her before she left with his dog.

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Damn. Got that reply in too late.

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The roomate was a girl who used to be best friends with the Ex. She didn't really know what to do. Besides, the Ex brought some guy with her so it's not like she could physically restrain her. She called me and I came home too late.

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but you still drove to tampa and slapped the [censored] [censored] outta her right? What kinda guy bangs some broad then right after tells her he isnt in love with her but then isnt man enough to get his dog back??? Hell I'd go to war for my dog on the same level of magnitute as if someone kidnapped my GF or raped my mother or something.

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So what happened? Did you just chalk the dog up as a loss? Did you roadtrip to retrieve it, not unlike Big Bird in "Follow that Bird?"

I'm curious as hell.

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I'm curious as hell.

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no kidding. If I dont get some resolution out of this im gunna be upset. I've actually been delaying my run just cuz I wanna find out the answer.

Yes, I am lame.

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I've always found the "i'm a pro poker player" line doesn't work too well. When I say it i can see them thinking "this guy has a gambling problem". Its a line which has had very limited success.

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I've always found the "i'm a pro poker player" line doesn't work too well. When I say it i can see them thinking "this guy has a gambling problem". Its a line which has had very limited success.

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which is why you should make stuff up. Ive been everything from an underwater welder, to the regional distrabution manager for Bobs Big Boy

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Ever gone with architect, or marine biologist?

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Ever gone with architect, or marine biologist?

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Naw, I'm not as cool as george.

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Did she charge you more?

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No your mom didn't.

Lawrence

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another regretable one occured at 16. I was making out with a girl and after a few subtle attempts to take of her pants i went another route. I took mine off and said "i took mine off now you take off yours" reponse.... Laughter and she said "that wouldnt work on anyone" No score dang it....

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wow, you look very eastern european. do you have any hungarian in you?

oh, well would you like some?

-Barron

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wow, you look very eastern european. do you have any hungarian in you?

oh, well would you like some?
unoriginal but i've heard it before


-Barron

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So what happened? Did you just chalk the dog up as a loss? Did you roadtrip to retrieve it, not unlike Big Bird in "Follow that Bird?"

I'm curious as hell.

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I let her keep the dog. It was my last semester of college and I didn't know where I was going to be afterwards, so I figured letting her have it would at least be +EV for the dog.

I've only talked to the Ex once since this happened. She showed up drunk at my door during Mardi Gras at 8 AM that next year. It was a short and awkward conversation. Haven't seen her or the dog since.

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wow, you look very eastern european. do you have any hungarian in you?

oh, well would you like some?
unoriginal but i've heard it before


-Barron

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i never said i created the line. just adopted it to my ethnicity.

and in response to my post, you quoted it and added your opinion in the text of the original quote saying: unoriginal but you've heard it before.

uh, what? usually when you say, X followed by but, the rest contradicts the X.

-Barron

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Last night I finally hooked up w/ a girl that I've been friends w/ for a few months...lying in bed she said "i never knew you liked me" and i drunkingly said "you're pretty and you're fun....pretty fun"

i thought it was hilarious.

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Suck me beautiful