So I\'m a woman if i order a cosmopolitan?
 

hey, this is my first post in OOT, but i feel like this is a good place to ask.

alright, so right now i'm in ny for the first time in my life, and last night i went to a bar where a friend of mine works. i'm not a big bar guy; it's pretty much all keg beer, cheap beer, or really bad attempts at making mixed drinks for me. so, this was really cool. anyways, i decided that i'd order every drink that i've always wanted to try.

i was talking to this really cute girl, and things seemed to be going pretty well when the waitress came up and asked what i'd like to drink. i ordered a cosmopolitan, and she [censored] smurked. anyways the girl was like, "that's a girl's drink," and basically ignored me later in the night. my buddy at the bar called me a pussy, which pretty much implies that it's a girl's drink.

the drink tastes great tho, so wtf? and it seemed like there was lotsa alcohol in it...

so, is this a bad thing to order? and, am i a chick?

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dude, bigsteve doesn't even order cosmo's.

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Buddy of mine and I drank nothing but Cosmos a few years ago for New Years Eve... I was absolutely trashed. They hit pretty hard.

I was thinking this was going to be a thread about the magazine Cosmo.

KO

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Nice tits.

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Colourful cocktails aren't very manly, that goes double for pre bottled novelty drinks.

Personally I couldn't care less, each to there own I say.

But people will judge you on every little thing you do, that's life unfortunately

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You should have ordered a Zima.

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If the answer to the last question is a Yes. Why don't you PM good ol' Quagmire.

Giggity giggity.

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dude, bigsteve doesn't even order cosmo's.

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POTD! ROFFLE

Dude, first impressions are everything and women pre-judge HARDCORE. so she probably thought, "Cosmo?? He is a (insert derogatory homosexual name here)!!!" Maybe order chick juice after you know her well, men are supposed to drink beer or liquor shots, blah blah. that's the way it goes!

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people are retarded, i wouldn't worry about it. drink what you want. just burp really loud after, and then flex.

it's what the girls on sex and the city always ordered if that means anything though.

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yeah drink all the sugary chick drinks you want man, i won't feel your hangover at all.

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Just the way society looks at it, yea it's a chicks drink. Live and learn I guess, you wouldnt order a Smirnoff Ice at a bar with a chick would you?

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My drink is a Bailey's rocks with a shot of Irish Whiskey in it and I've gotten the look plenty....

Cosmo...you get the look and stare.

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aye, it's the way society works. i wasn't able to make it, but my bro and some buddies went down to the sports bar to watch a canuck's game. the waitress took their orders (a table of maybe 5-6 dudes) their orders went like this, "beer" "beer" "beer" "beer" "beer" "pina colata" dude, not at a sports bar with your buds! lol

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Just the way society looks at it, yea it's a chicks drink. Live and learn I guess, you wouldnt order a Smirnoff Ice at a bar with a chick would you?

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I don't know...
He did order a Cosmo at a bar w/ a chick.

His first mistake was ordering the Cosmo.
His second was ordering it talking to a chick he met.
Any guy knows you always ask if she wants to do a shot and if she says no, order a beer.

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so, is this a bad thing to order? and, am i a chick?

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Jack & Coke.

Say it with me now: JACK. AND. COKE.

That should clear up your vaginitis right quick.

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You tell that girl she is just jealous cuz you got smoother and nicer legs than her. Meow!

Lawrence

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Drinkwutchyalike

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omfg awesome gimmick acct...DOWHOYALIKE!

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You should have ordered a Zima.

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Damn, beat me to it (BTWm I love Cosmos, and since I'm married, and everyone already knows that I'm a pussy, I go ahead and drink them).

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You should have ordered a Zima.

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Damn, beat me to it (BTWm I love Cosmos, and since I'm married, and everyone already knows that I'm a pussy, I go ahead and drink them).

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Yea, but it's OK to order one when you are married. The only one that matters already knows she has the balls in the relationship. But you can't do it if you are single which the OP clearly did.

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copy and paste to illustrate a point, msn conversation with a buddy that does not post here:

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Crodawg says:
ah yes..imagine we're all ordering drinks, and i order a Cosmopolitan, do you react? and why?

HomieG says:Yes
because you just orderd a Cosmo, That is a [censored] drink

HomieG says:
GF was watching this show the other day its a Gay drama show
I watched it for a few mins and these 2 dudes were in a bar
one orders a Cosmo, case closed

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I don't think you're a woman for liking cosmopolitans -- the fruitiest drink I like personally is a good red wine, but...to each is own.

I DO think you might be a woman for ordering a cosmo while chatting up a girl. That might indicate you're more interested in a sugary drink than you are in having sex with women. In that case, it might be time to take a look around the bar and see whether it's really the girls who are catching your eye...

Nah, in all seriousness -- drink what you like, but realize there are lots of girls who will check out the instant you order the quintessential woman's drink.

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Next time, order a kamikaze with a splash of cranberry juice. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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the ONLY way you can drink this is if it's served to you on the pool side by naked Brazilian supermodels.

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You should have ordered a Zima.

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Damn, beat me to it (BTWm I love Cosmos, and since I'm married, and everyone already knows that I'm a pussy, I go ahead and drink them).

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Yea, but it's OK to order one when you are married. The only one that matters already knows she has the balls in the relationship. But you can't do it if you are single which the OP clearly did.

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Agreed. Huge error, magnified by the fact that he had only recently met the girl in question.

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Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?

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Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?

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Nah, margaritas aren't gay...they've got tequila (pretty manly liquor) in them, and you definitely want to drink it with salt while eating a ginormous burrito. Now, if you get one of those sangria swirl margaritas that are pink with sugar on the rim of the glass...that's a tad homosexual for a guy.

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hey, this is my first post in OOT, but i feel like this is a good place to ask.


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362 posts, and this is your first, in OOT? Wow, Whats life outside of OOT like?

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hey, this is my first post in OOT, but i feel like this is a good place to ask.


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362 posts, and this is your first, in OOT? Wow, Whats life outside of OOT like?

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My first OOT post was as a pooh-bah.

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[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].. yes..

and you have large breasts..

think about it...

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The only time I have drank a cosmo was at a party thrown by the two gayest men I have ever met. They were handing them out at the door as you came in.

So yeah, I'd say it's not the most manly drink.

NT

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Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?

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Dude, I am a total margarita, martini, sangria kind of guy. Basically any sort of alcohol drink that some fruit, sweetness, and sugar to it. Yes I like girly drinks.

Lawrence

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Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?

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Dude, I am a total margarita, martini, sangria kind of guy. Basically any sort of alcohol drink that some fruit, sweetness, and sugar to it. Yes I like girly drinks.

Lawrence

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Margharitas, martinis, and sangria are NOT girly drinks.

Well a strawberry frozen margharita is, or an apple martini.

My drink is a Dirty Grey Goose Martini --and I've never had my masculinity questioned.

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Are margarita's gay?

What if it's a double margarita?

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Dude, I am a total margarita, martini, sangria kind of guy. Basically any sort of alcohol drink that some fruit, sweetness, and sugar to it. Yes I like girly drinks.

Lawrence

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These are all pretty androgynous. Stay away from the Mudslides and [censored], and I think you can hold your head high, bra'.

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I like Cosmos. And I'm all man.

Drink what you want. For every girl who smirks at you for drinking "girls" drinks, there will be 10 who think it's adorable.

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How come girls can drink whatever but if I a guy orders a cosmo, he's a queer ? Screw that. Order every gay drink on the menu I say . I'm not gay. Just this 9 month for the child molester woman has me all pissed.

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Are Manhattan's gay?

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I like strawberry daiquiris. It pisses me off when the bartender doesn't put whipped cream on top of it just because I'm a dude. It's reverse discrimination and it's something us male foo-foo drinkers have to endure.

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Are Manhattan's gay?

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[censored], no! Are you gonna be the one to tell Fat Tony that he's a [censored]?