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looking at some Smoking Gun mugshots -
the first 7 or 8 are pretty damned cute (except for one or two) but we start getting nasty near the end #12 has an eye gouged out - don't think a lap dance is gonna do it for me no matter how naked she it. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip1.html RB |
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dude...... this is going to give me nightmares...
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Sent from the future...
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Come with me, if you want to live.
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they deliberately went out of the way sort them in such a way that the first 4 the cutest - by far...
then we get mutant girls later on....yeesh Actually, it looks like #12 took a bad punch to the eye and it hasn't turned black yet but the pupil turned red - no WAY they let a stripper hired that has that as a permanent condition. Her boyfriend probably punched before she left the trailer for work. RB |
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#4 seems to be having a good time as well.
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that's the freaky one -
being in handcuffs got her all excited.. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] RB |
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typical for indiana.
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Wow, check out the Herp on #6...wouldnt want my dick sucked by her.
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Go #4, giving a hummer for $30 bucks to a cop.
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I can't believe some of these charges though. A lot of them are "rubbing buttocks on sexual organs, which is construed as masturbation." I thought that was kinda the point of the damn lapdance. Every lapdance I've had the stripper has had a little "grind" going. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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I kinda like #3, and I couldn't read what the charge was.
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i wonder if the guns come out at the sheriff's office when they're fighting over who gets assigned to operation lap dance.
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#12 looks like a fat ugly hobag version of the original Terminator
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#12 has an eye gouged out - don't think a lap dance is gonna do it for me no matter how naked she it. [/ QUOTE ] Maybe she wears an eyepatch to work. "Yarrrrr...would ya fancy goin' to the champagne room, m'luv?" |
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#12 looks like a fat ugly hobag version of the original Terminator [/ QUOTE ] welcome to the thread [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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12 looks like the terminator
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What the....
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Wow, check out the Herp on #6...wouldnt want my dick sucked by her. -Matt [/ QUOTE ] exactly what I was thinking |
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wtf @ 12. But, yeah, these bitches are hideous.
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#1 - very slutty
#2 - not bad #3 - hot #4 - perky #6 - typical trailer park #7 - not terrible #8 - ummm no #9 - yuck #10 - please cover that belly #11 - looks like a typical Mom #12 - wtf is up with eye #13 - too old to be stripping #14 - Moo |
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"Yarrrrr...would ya fancy goin' to the champagne room, m'luv?" [/ QUOTE ] Prepare to be boarded! |
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I can't believe some of these charges though. A lot of them are "rubbing buttocks on sexual organs, which is construed as masturbation." I thought that was kinda the point of the damn lapdance. Every lapdance I've had the stripper has had a little "grind" going. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Fla has some terrible rules/laws for strip clubs, girls can't get to close to customer and they have to wear band aids on their nipples. At least in Daytona it was like this. |
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#1 - very slutty #2 - not bad #3 - hot #4 - perky #6 - typical trailer park #7 - not terrible #8 - ummm no #9 - yuck #10 - please cover that belly #11 - looks like a typical Mom #12 - wtf is up with eye #13 - too old to be stripping #14 - Moo [/ QUOTE ] #1 is my favorite ... what does that say about me? |
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On my 18th birthday, I had a stripper do a lap dance for me and it was very similar to what some of the police reports described [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img].
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#13 looks like she was pulled out of a coffin.
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Can someone read the charge on #12? I don't think she was naked. Looks like "Sol. of Alcoh." WTF?
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I love the one with the giant cold sore
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