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I find it pretty annoying to get one at the gym because it's a lot more noticeable through gym shorts than a pair of jeans, how bout you? The city bus and any family gathering are also bad.

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On my forehead. Hate getting them there.

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What are you, 13?

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In jail. While showering.

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The locker room around a bunch of other dudes.

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How sad. Anyplace I get a boner would be noticeable. Getting one in jeans is impossible, unless you wear them down around the bottom of your ass crack like the younglings do.

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What are you, 13?

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obviously...cant u see my pic

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How sad. Anyplace I get a boner would be noticeable. Getting one in jeans is impossible, unless you wear them down around the bottom of your ass crack like the younglings do.

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I'm thinking you need to let the little one breathe a little bit...

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I don't think he needs to be 13 actually to have this happen. I seem to have an issue with buses. Just this morning I was half asleep on a bus, we get to my stop and dammit...hand in front, uhhh, i'm fixing my watch....down here for some reason.....routine... don't know why it happens, definitely seems to be a pattern....

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In your butt.

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In your butt.

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true true

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In church right before communion

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While watching gay porn naked with your parents. That is SO embarassing.

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On my forehead. Hate getting them there.

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i had a french class in h.s. with all girls... i got one and had to go write something on the chalk board

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i had a french class in h.s. with all girls... i got one and had to go write something on the chalk board

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Impressive. How did you hold on to the chalk?

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i had a french class in h.s. with all girls... i got one and had to go write something on the chalk board

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Impressive. How did you hold on to the chalk?

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thinking about sports is usually pretty effective

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not exactly a definate place but i have worked a chub a few times watching my gf's hot mom run on the treadmill...i need to stop thinking about this!

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I hear ya.. Used to fall asleep and wake up with a boner ALL THE TIME riding he bus.

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In your ass.

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In your ass.

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It was funny the first time.

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In your ass.

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It was funny the first time.

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seriously....

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it's actually an optical illusion...the pleats in the pants...i'm gonna go return them now...don't act like you're not impressed

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One of the greatest movies ever made

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In your rear-end.

LOLZzzz!!111

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One of the greatest movies ever made

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Isn't this from Curb Your Enthusiasm... a TV show, not a movie?

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elephant walking in a frat initiation

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Isn't this from Curb Your Enthusiasm... a TV show, not a movie?

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Thje quote is Anchorman. CYE had a similar situation

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i'm gonna go return them now... to the...pants store...

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FYP

That's the funniest part of the line. You can't leave it out.

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In your ass.

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It was funny the first time.

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seriously....

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i didn't read the whole thread before posting.
Give me my cigarette and put me in front of the firing squad now.

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I just pull the age ol "up n tuck".

and if you are getting one at the gym while you are working out, you are doing something wrong. When you workout, your muscles (the ones being worked...I know the penis is a muscle) are pooling the majority of your blood into their bellies; hence there is less blood to fill the penis.

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This has never happened to me and I've never seen it happen, but if it happened during wrestling (the actual sport), I'm pretty sure you'd get your ass kicked.

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Jammed in your dumper.

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I'm sure various parts of a physical exam rank right up there.

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In your ass.

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It was funny the first time.

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seriously....

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i didn't read the whole thread before posting.
Give me my cigarette and put me in front of the firing squad now.

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Jammed in your dumper.

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Congratulations! You're more retarded than me.

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I know the penis is a muscle

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just because a guy on TV lifted a bucket of paint with his wang doesn't mean it's a muscle.

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If your a wrestler right before a match in those unitards they make you wear thats gay....

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I don't see why it's a problem...just throw your hand down there and pipeline it (stick your penis straight up so it's resting against the wasitband). problem solved. you guys are morans. all of you.

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I don't see why it's a problem...just throw your hand down there and pipeline it (stick your penis straight up so it's resting against the wasitband). problem solved. you guys are morans. all of you.

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this is of course the best solution but not a perfect one.