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Your girlfriend [boyfriend] asks you:

Do you love me more than you loved all your previous girlfriends [boyfriends] combined?

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I know it's generally a bad play, but I'm probably cold-donking here.

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What is this 'cold-call', 'check-raise'? Are you in sales/fundraising?

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this is a great poll.

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I fold.

And then I get the liquor.

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"Though I know I'll never lose affection
For people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them.
In my life, I love you more."

in your best John Lennon kareoke voice, if the other person is somebody who would appreciate a corny moment like that.

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SIIHP

(ALL IN)

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Welcome back!

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Welcome back!

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Still not playing poker yet. Busy, busy, busy, [burned out], busy.

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You have to go with the first option, but at the same time if a girl asked me that I'm going to have to wonder what I got myself into it and whether I should have folded pre-flop. High Maintainence! How does she expect you to answer for crying out loud.

If you want to bone her:
You'll answer A
If you like her:
You'll answer A

In essence she'll find out whether you are easily intimdated because anyone with a clue that just wants sex or to continue boning her in this relationship will answer A and not even think about it. The uncomfortable slightly less confident guys could get caught up on the question and answer in a way that creates drama and a very very small percent will deviate.

What good does the question do it has very little value none the less many girls will ask it so it is intriguing.

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glad to see you're not dead.

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I'll choose "dump her for asking such a stupid [censored] question."

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You have to go with the first option, but at the same time if a girl asked me that I'm going to have to wonder what I got myself into it and whether I should have folded pre-flop. High Maintainence! How does she expect you to answer for crying out loud.

If you want to bone her:
You'll answer A
If you like her:
You'll answer A

In essence she'll find out whether you are easily intimdated because anyone with a clue that just wants sex or to continue boning her in this relationship will answer A and not even think about it. The uncomfortable slightly less confident guys could get caught up on the question and answer in a way that creates drama and a very very small percent will deviate.

What good does the question do it has very little value.

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I guess I should clarify that I'm thinking about the question in the context of my own, reasonably serious relationship. We're talking about the 6-24 month Watch a Subtitled Movie and Have a Stupid Conversation About Emotional Intimacy zone here, not the 0-6 month Head Straight for Bed and Freek Like Bunny Rabbitz zone.

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can we just check call and donkbet the turn with
"is my penis bigger than all your ex boyfriends combined"

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Am I the only one who now realizes I've dated all-in specialists in past relationships...and it's clear that I'm a better limit player?

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I guess I should clarify that I'm thinking about the question in the context of my own, reasonably serious relationship. We're talking about the 6-24 month Watch a Subtitled Movie and Have a Stupid Conversation About Emotional Intimacy zone here, not the 0-6 month Head Straight for Bed and Freek Like Bunny Rabbitz zone.

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That had me laughing point taken. But I still see limited value to the question in that context. I mean there's still a good chance at that point you don't want the drama from the question and go with the "easy answer", but perhaps she isn't looking for the easy answer...

Maybe she's looking for you to open up in some way and using that sortof strange question as a gateway for you to express your feelings. See where it leads....

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Flawed. No option for "fake a stroke".

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Hahaha, VNH

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RUN

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Tell her when you think about that question in a logical and even philosophical sense...that its clearly a retarded thing to ask. Also a little creepy IMO.

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Not trying to diss your gf...but seriously, the question is unanswerable and impossible to quantify. I'd tell my gf its a stupid question...but Id also be willing to put her in a headlock if need be.

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You should have asked the question right back.

-Michael

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'Honey, I never even knew what love was until I met you.'

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can we just check call and donkbet the turn with
"is my penis bigger than all your ex boyfriends combined"

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NH. This is the correct line and it's not even close. Do you see why?

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Raise.

Tight Aggressive play is key.

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tyvm ship it immediately

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Given the title of this thread and my girlfriends newfound hobby of checking up on me through 2+2 posts this is the ideal place for:

STOP READING MY EFFING POSTS.

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Her asking this question is right up there with, "Do these jeans make me look fat?" She's not looking for an honest answer, she's looking for validation. She wants to hear how much greater she is than every woman on the planet. This should be sending up red flags, and you need to think about how insecure she is. Have you given her some reason to think that you don't care about her as much as you used to?

I've dated my girlfriend for over 3 years, and lived together for a bit more than 1. If she asked me this, I'd give her the honest answer and say, "Of course not. Why would you even ask that?"

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Raising is the clear answer, but what do we do if she 3-bets us with the tying the knot question???

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You should have asked the question right back.

-Michael

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You're much better off mumbling something unintelligible like "mrep" than this route.

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Given the title of this thread and my girlfriends newfound hobby of checking up on me through 2+2 posts this is the ideal place for:

STOP READING MY EFFING POSTS.

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At least she didn't register an account just to make you look stupid.

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I cant believe any of you answer this type of question.

My girlfriend asks me this stuff and i refuse to answer. tHe first time she asked me something like this and i refused to answer she got mad for about an hour, and got over it. The second time she just said fime and she hasnt asked me anything like that again.

I resuded on the grounds that it is a trick question. You say yes and she accuses you of BS. You say no and your an ass.

the only way to answe r is to keep your mouth shut.

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Given the title of this thread and my girlfriends newfound hobby of checking up on me through 2+2 posts this is the ideal place for:

STOP READING MY EFFING POSTS.

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omg I thought this was Dave when I read it.

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At least she didn't register an account just to make you look stupid.

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IT WAS YOUR IDEA FOR ME TO REGISTER. Remember?

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"Yes. Because none of them will sleep with me."

BTW, nice hand skipping Resort's last night. They had a tournament during the day and the dealers cut out so they were running @ 60% tables. Waited an hour after arrival and sat in 20/40, which was an insanely good game but a pain in the ass given the delay.

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"Honestly, I don't even think about them since i've been with you"

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Raising is the clear answer, but what do we do if she 3-bets us with the tying the knot question???

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Go into the tank...for a loooong time...

fold, then ask "Did ya have it?"

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When I get asked these types of danger questions I usually refuse to answer and respond with something along the lines of "Id have to be crazy to to take that bait now wouldnt I?"