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augie00 07-28-2005 03:10 PM

I just got caught
 
Today was my last day of summer school. I came home and told my mom that I wanted to move out a day early (ie today). She said that I can't. I have to clean my room, pick up my new phone, and her and my dad need to have a "chat" with me before I leave.

A chat?

"What's the chat about, Mom?"
"I found your POT!"
"What?"
"You heard me, pot."

She claims that she found a bag of weed in my laundry. I am not the sort of person that would leave a bag of weed in my laundry. So there is a chance that she was bluffing but I folded anyway and fessed up.

She said, "I am dissapointed in you, but I am not angry. You have a very important decision to make; whether or not you want to be a drug user."

This was great, I am glad they are not going to try to tell me what to do, cause I'd do what I want anyway. It almost feels good that they now know I smoke pot. So I don't have to hide it anymore. We'll see what they say tomorrow during our "talk."

mmbt0ne 07-28-2005 03:12 PM

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It almost feels good that they now know I smoke pot. So I don't have to hide it anymore.

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Yeah, try sparking one up in front of them next time.

Claunchy 07-28-2005 03:12 PM

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Just be thankful she didn't find your gay porn stash.

Benal 07-28-2005 03:13 PM

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You are how old?

jakethebake 07-28-2005 03:14 PM

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Introduce her to your sex chair next.

TheMainEvent 07-28-2005 03:17 PM

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"I am dissapointed in you, but I am not angry..."

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Watch out when they say things like this...

Indiana 07-28-2005 03:17 PM

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nh

ChoicestHops 07-28-2005 03:17 PM

Re: I just got caught
 
Your parents are going to give you a drug talk about pot when you're 20 something?

When my mom found some weed I had, she confronted me about it. However, she had no idea I found her weed about two months before and smoked a few bowls of it with a friend. During the confrontation, I retorted: "ok, are you smoking weed?"

She had this surprised and innocent look on her face and told me no. I then proceeded to her room and presented her stash and pipe. She didnt know what to say after this really.

sublime 07-28-2005 03:19 PM

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stick it in her pooper

jakethebake 07-28-2005 03:20 PM

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She didnt know what to say after this really.

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I'd be pissed at her for lying to me.

Indiana 07-28-2005 03:22 PM

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Dude, its his moms....

Sponger15SB 07-28-2005 03:23 PM

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She didnt know what to say after this really.

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Hopefully she busted out her two person bong...

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sublime 07-28-2005 03:23 PM

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Dude, its his moms....

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and the first time i used the term on here. i wanted to be different.

Sightless 07-28-2005 03:24 PM

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stick it in her pooper

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lmao

Lady Dont Tekno 07-28-2005 03:25 PM

Re: I just got caught
 
Make sure you spark before the chat.

LDT

augie00 07-28-2005 03:27 PM

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You are how old?

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19

Benal 07-28-2005 03:28 PM

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You are how old?

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19

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Hmmmm, OK. Thought you were older.

YourFoxyGrandma 07-28-2005 03:30 PM

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When I got home from my freshman year of colelge, my parents asked me if I smoked pot. I said yes and that was pretty much the end of it. They're not even that cool, which just goes to show that honesty is often the best policy.

augie00 07-28-2005 03:32 PM

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"I am dissapointed in you, but I am not angry..."

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Watch out when they say things like this...

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I am not worried. I was always paranoid as hell that my parents would call the cops on me or something if they found out I had weed in the house. Not like they can tell me what to do anyway. I'll just drop out of college. That'll show em!

Jack of Arcades 07-28-2005 03:32 PM

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lol, my parents smoke more than I do

Bulldog 07-28-2005 03:33 PM

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stick it in her pooper

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First funny use of this since about the third time it was ever used.

nh

LeatherFace 07-28-2005 03:35 PM

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When I got home from my freshman year of colelge, my parents asked me if I smoked pot. I said yes and that was pretty much the end of it. They're not even that cool, which just goes to show that honesty is often the best policy.

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or that pot is. Im going to go smoke some right now in hopes that I can finally win my parents acceptance.

coffeecrazy1 07-28-2005 03:42 PM

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Pwning a parent is one of the most gratifying experiences when you're 15-21 years old.

ThaSaltCracka 07-28-2005 03:59 PM

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I only know a few people whose parents would flip out if they found out if their college aged kid smoked pot. Most of them are douches. The good parents don't overeact, and let you make your own decisions. They of course want you to stop, but they also realize that being so strict is most likely counterproductive.

ihardlyknowher 07-28-2005 04:07 PM

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Your parents are going to give you a drug talk about pot when you're 20 something?

When my mom found some weed I had, she confronted me about it. However, she had no idea I found her weed about two months before and smoked a few bowls of it with a friend. During the confrontation, I retorted: "ok, are you smoking weed?"

She had this surprised and innocent look on her face and told me no. I then proceeded to her room and presented her stash and pipe. She didnt know what to say after this really.

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"I learned by watching you, OK!"

Hal 2000 07-28-2005 04:09 PM

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Be glad she caught you with weed instead of catching you doing the five-knuckle shuffle

Matt Williams 07-28-2005 04:09 PM

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Dude, its his moms....

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So let him smoke a joint before he SIIHP.

benza13 07-28-2005 04:26 PM

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Be glad she caught you with weed instead of catching you doing the five-knuckle shuffle

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Definitely what I thought this thread was gonna be about, kinda why I was reluctant to read it.

jakethebake 07-28-2005 04:27 PM

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Be glad she caught you with weed instead of catching you doing the five-knuckle shuffle

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Definitely what I thought this thread was gonna be about, kinda the only reason I wanted to read it.

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bosoxfan 07-28-2005 04:28 PM

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I thought this was going to be about someone walking in on you spanking it in the sex chair


i guess everyone else did too

Riskwise 07-28-2005 04:44 PM

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Pwning a parent is one of the most gratifying experiences when you're 15-21 years old.

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You are how old?

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19

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this is so depressing, i just realized that when im 18 in a year its not gonna be some huge free for all like i expected, ill still be under their controll... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

mmbt0ne 07-28-2005 04:48 PM

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Your parents are going to give you a drug talk about pot when you're 20 something?

When my mom found some weed I had, she confronted me about it. However, she had no idea I found her weed about two months before and smoked a few bowls of it with a friend. During the confrontation, I retorted: "ok, are you smoking weed?"

She had this surprised and innocent look on her face and told me no. I then proceeded to her room and presented her stash and pipe. She didnt know what to say after this really.

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"I learned by watching you, OK!"

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VH1 or E! Which were you watching?

Patrick del Poker Grande 07-28-2005 04:50 PM

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I thought this was going to be about someone walking in on you spanking it in the sex chair


i guess everyone else did too

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Toro 07-28-2005 04:53 PM

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I wouldn't worry about this too too much. Do you think your parents didn't smoke when they were your age? Your Mom is just trying to be a good parent.

[censored] 07-28-2005 04:59 PM

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I think you should not smoke in their house. On your own you're an adult and can make your own decisions and accept any consequences.

ddollevoet 07-28-2005 05:15 PM

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She said, "I am dissapointed in you, but I am not angry. You have a very important decision to make; whether or not you want to be a drug user."

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Oh, OK. I've made my decision then...

07-28-2005 05:45 PM

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stick it in her pooper

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It never gets old!

belloc 07-28-2005 06:02 PM

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Pwning a parent is one of the most gratifying experiences when you're 15-21 years old.

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Yes, and realizing they've been right all along is one of the most humiliating when you're 25-31.

adamstewart 07-28-2005 06:11 PM

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She said, "I am dissapointed in you, but I am not angry. You have a very important decision to make; whether or not you want to be a drug user."


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a few words come to mind here:

naive

prude

potentially hypocritical

....



Adam

ThaSaltCracka 07-28-2005 06:11 PM

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this is so depressing, i just realized that when im 18 in a year its not gonna be some huge free for all like i expected, ill still be under their controll...

[/ QUOTE ] aren't you going to school in San Diego or something? You will have a blast once you get away from your folks, but yeah, once you turn 18, and you still are in HS, nothing really changes, unless you feel like abandoning all contact with your parents (some kids do for some reason.)


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