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07-23-2005 07:50 PM

female masterbation
 
if your a girl do you ever masterbate and if so how often?

Morpheus 07-23-2005 07:50 PM

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ooops, I did this thread about a month ago , but hell lets do it again. Stories please.

imported_anacardo 07-23-2005 07:51 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
For god's sake, burn this post to the ground.

LeatherFace 07-23-2005 07:52 PM

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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

Duke 07-23-2005 07:53 PM

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if your a girl do you ever masterbated and if so how often?

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I can't parse this sentence.

~D

Morpheus 07-23-2005 07:55 PM

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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

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Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had just discoved the IRC chat rooms. I was on them one afternoon and was in a sex channel. I got into a private chat with this girl who claimed she was like 11 or 12 years old. She kept telling me that she masturbates at night right before she goes to bed . She was telling me that stuff goes down her leg and stuff. I really didn't know what to think. Not sure if it was a FBI set up operation or what but I ended the chat because I didn't know what to do.

07-23-2005 07:59 PM

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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

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Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had just discoved the IRC chat rooms. I was on them one afternoon and was in a sex channel. I got into a private chat with this girl who claimed she was like 11 or 12 years old. She kept telling me that she masturbates at night right before she goes to bed . She was telling me that stuff goes down her leg and stuff. I really didn't know what to think. Not sure if it was a FBI set up operation or what but I ended the chat because I didn't know what to do.

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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

Alobar 07-23-2005 08:01 PM

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umm hm umhmm hi my name is little susie im 14 years old and i masterbate 2-3 times a day tee hehehehe

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Dude, that brings up a memory of mine. I was in college and had just discoved the IRC chat rooms. I was on them one afternoon and was in a sex channel. I got into a private chat with this girl who claimed she was like 11 or 12 years old. She kept telling me that she masturbates at night right before she goes to bed . She was telling me that stuff goes down her leg and stuff. I really didn't know what to think. Not sure if it was a FBI set up operation or what but I ended the chat because I had to get some klenex and clean myself off

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FYP

Morpheus 07-23-2005 08:02 PM

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I was in a computer lab and no it didn't turn me on. It scared me a little actually.

07-23-2005 08:10 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
guys stories are welcome as long as they involve girls [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

PokerBob 07-23-2005 08:18 PM

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dude, get get some porn already.....geez.

sekrah 07-23-2005 08:42 PM

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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

Sponger15SB 07-23-2005 08:45 PM

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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

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Are you sure about that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

07-23-2005 08:53 PM

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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

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thanks to you i will, but its true, LOOK IT THE [censored] UP!

TimM 07-23-2005 09:26 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
Just buy this book.

It will have everything you ever wanted to know, and some things you didn't (but should).

Thythe 07-23-2005 09:32 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
I give this thread 1 star.

Nathan183 07-23-2005 10:14 PM

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I give this thread 1 star.

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That's awefully generous of you.

LeatherFace 07-23-2005 10:16 PM

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maybe someone can get gorie to post in here and tell us, yes yes YES!! she will be ours.

jakethebake 07-23-2005 10:16 PM

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I give this thread 1 star.

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I'd give it one too, but the one you gave was more than enough.

2+2 wannabe 07-23-2005 10:19 PM

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I give this thread 1 star.

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I'd give it one too, but the one you gave was more than enough.

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whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa....whoa

nothing gets me hotter than hearing pokerjo masturbation stories

i give this thread my lowest rating ever - 7 thumbs up

OtisTheMarsupial 07-23-2005 10:40 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
Maybe you'll get more responses if you spell masturbation correctly.

smokingrobot 07-23-2005 10:45 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
this whole back 'n forth here is just begging for a snide/sarcastic comment.

Morpheus 07-23-2005 10:46 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
I don't understand why Gorie or any of the other girls on here can't tell us about the very first time they masturbated. It isn't like I know her real name or anything.

YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR DUES. I gave a nice little story now I expect to hear some good stories.

mslif 07-23-2005 10:50 PM

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YOU HAVE TO PAY YOUR DUES.

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no we don't.

KDawgCometh 07-23-2005 11:08 PM

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Hey you know some girls cum too, look it up.

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That's actually urine coming out of them.. Think about that next time you have your face buried in muff.

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obviously you haven't seen Seymour Butts' family buisness show on showtime, he devoted an enire episode to finding a girl who can really squirt

PokerCat69 07-23-2005 11:09 PM

Re: female masterbation
 
Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

smokingrobot 07-23-2005 11:26 PM

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maybe you should pay some dues and actually go out and get a gf? although she might not appreciate that kind of attitude.

stretch22 07-24-2005 02:30 AM

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that's edited?

my name's candy and I love to make guys hard. Let me tell you about me masturbating. First I get naked and then I think about spelling. I usually orgasm right away; 4-5 times a day. I usually scream G-R-E-G-2-8-1-4.

masse75 07-24-2005 05:26 AM

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if your a girl do you ever masterbate and if so how often?

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Your 5th period English teacher called...you're due for summer school.

langley11 07-24-2005 07:07 AM

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yes - other other topics....but come on god damnit!!!!

Reef 07-24-2005 07:28 AM

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no.

07-24-2005 08:51 AM

Re: female masterbation
 
you sad sack. if your older then 15, this is really pathetic. if not, good question, your ahead of the game.

mslif 07-24-2005 12:03 PM

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Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

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Cindy Violette, Marie Gabert, Barbara Enright, Annie Duke, Maria Stern, Christina Pie... Should I go on?

lucas9000 07-24-2005 04:10 PM

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Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

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Cindy Violette, Marie Gabert, Barbara Enright, Annie Duke, Maria Stern, Christina Pie... Should I go on?

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you still haven't answered the original question [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

mslif 07-24-2005 05:06 PM

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Women play poker?
When will we see one at a final table?

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Cindy Violette, Marie Gabert, Barbara Enright, Annie Duke, Maria Stern, Christina Pie... Should I go on?

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you still haven't answered the original question [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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AHAHAHA!! Did not think I need to, afterall you should know the answer if I remember correctly... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


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